Can't think of a tag line for their big time sponsorship of players.

Our coaches aren't roaches???

We smoke roaches!

Come get paid with the pest!

The only pests we love are our own

Kyle Field - Pests enter, they never leave.

"Longhorns are cockroaches."

Yup…Throwback Monday.

"We drop like flies"

We finna stomp their ass

God dammit where EcoZapp when you need him

He'd be the best ****in NIL player sponsor ever. Line up the players to sell that snake oil

Ghost of Bizbee said:

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_ - - dammit where EcoZapp when you need him

He'd be the best ****in NIL player sponsor ever. Line up the players to sell that snake oil

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- you shouldn't use the Lord's name in Vail.

..and yes I would be great at that role to help those Players out.. But likely with something like NFT's in 2021 now that student athletes can earn money while in school..

( Johnny once sold signatures for cheap at one time.. as rumor goes.. Him doing NFT's in college would have in theory been worth millions by now.. )

EcoZapp.AC&Air.Purifiers said:

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Ghost of Bizbee said:

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_ - - dammit where EcoZapp when you need him

He'd be the best ****in NIL player sponsor ever. Line up the players to sell that snake oil

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- you shouldn't use the Lord's name in Vail.

..and yes I would be great at that role to help those Players out.. But likely with something like NFT's in 2021 now that student athletes can earn money while in school..

( Johnny once sold signatures for cheap at one time.. as rumor goes.. Him doing NFT's in college would have in theory been worth millions by now.. )

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But what about those frion epsilon micron nanoparticles

Gotta sell the magic spray

We have funerals for roaches

https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/krishrach/people-built-a-shrine-and-held-a-funeral-to-this-dead-cockro

"Saban only TALKS about rat poison……..we deliver."