Dear Sips and Sooners,
If this moving to the SEC thing isn't quite working out as well as you planned, either because you are already losing to every team with a pulse (sip) or you are having coaches bail for the first program they can find that isn't SEC (sooner), we are willing to discuss letting you out of the deal. We are just looking out for you.
Sincerely,
Your good friends at the Agricultural and Mechanical College of Texas
If this moving to the SEC thing isn't quite working out as well as you planned, either because you are already losing to every team with a pulse (sip) or you are having coaches bail for the first program they can find that isn't SEC (sooner), we are willing to discuss letting you out of the deal. We are just looking out for you.
Sincerely,
Your good friends at the Agricultural and Mechanical College of Texas