Imagine playing for a school where the media talks more about a coach's sex monkey than the players' performance. A coach who left his family for a ****ing stripper. Imagine playing for that garbage

Imagine traveling to ****ing Ames after 3 straight losses in the BDF and getting blown out double digits by a very average team

Imagine going to practice in the middle of the season and instead of working on fundamentals, your head coach requires a mandatory watch of a rock climbing documentary because, y'know, values

Imagine being a top running back in the nation and your school is playing their next conference matchup on ESPNU while your school's satellite football program is a much better product than your flagship school's program with about 10% of the resources your program has. This is the program you signed to while simultaneously saying no to Alabama and Ohio State

That would really really suck. Glad we don't have to worry about this

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Imagine playing for a school where the media talks more about a coach's sex monkey than the players' performance. A coach who left his family for a ****ing stripper. Imagine playing for that garbage

Imagine traveling to ****ing Ames after 3 straight losses in the BDF and getting blown out double digits by a very average team

Imagine going to practice in the middle of the season and instead of working on fundamentals, your head coach requires a mandatory watch of a rock climbing documentary because, y'know, values

Imagine being a top running back in the nation and your school is playing their next conference matchup on ESPNU while your school's satellite football program is a much better product than your flagship school's program with about 10% of the resources your program has. This is the program you signed to while simultaneously saying no to Alabama and Ohio State

That would really really suck. Glad we don't have to worry about this

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Wait, is that true? He had them watch a rock-climbing documentary???

Yeah, Sark had them all get together to watch Free Solo after the Oklahoma State loss

The story of a a single person climbing El Capitan without a rope.
A ton of parallels there to college football…

Great documentary, but the jokes almost write themselves

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What must be going through sip players' heads

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Nothing. Absolutely nothing.

You'd have to be brain dead to sign there in the first place.

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What must be going through sip players' heads

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Nothing. Absolutely nothing.

You'd have to be brain dead to sign there in the first place.

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That would make sense, but their recruiting rankings are consistently high

I am sure their 5 star running back is wondering why he went to a school with 3 star offensive line recruits

tessus will be the new Baylor of the SEC

Now known as Orange Baylor

should have committed to the good guys
i never feel sorry for people making bad choices

Who cares they and their mom are getting what they signed up for!

I love free solo but really? A movie all about doing it on your own - how does that promote team?

Moron should have showed them k2 the impossible descent - at least success is based on the team!

"Is there a deadline for the portal?"

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Nothing. Absolutely nothing.

You'd have to be brain dead to sign there in the first place.

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That would make sense, but their recruiting rankings are consistently high

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Their 'recruiting rankings' are inflated crap. Deduct 1 star from every player and you'd be approaching reality and their gameday performance reflects that!!!! You can't ignore the truth...ESPiN BS be damned.

that could be a demotivating movie to watch because no matter how big of balls you think you have they are nowhere near as big as that crazy mofo Alex Honnold.

Something tells me Iowa State lives rent free in their heads.

Juniors have never beaten them. Lol

And you have to put up with Iowa State playing Brass Monkey over the loudspeaker during the game. Besides the fact the players are overrated, the coaching staff is in disarray, you have players quitting the team mid-week, and you can't hold double-digit leads, you also have to put up with Iowa-freaking-State taunting you with monkey jokes.

I don't feel bad for them at all, but seriously...those guys have to be in the depths of football hell right now.

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And you have to put up with Iowa State playing Brass Monkey over the loudspeaker during the game. Besides the fact the players are overrated, the coaching staff is in disarray, you have players quitting the team mid-week, and you can't hold double-digit leads, you also have to put up with Iowa-freaking-State taunting you with monkey jokes.

I don't feel bad for them at all, but seriously...those guys have to be in the depths of football hell right now.

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Ooh ooh...did they play "Hey Hey We're the Monkees"?

Or maybe "Girls Girls Girls" by Motely Crue?

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Yeah, Sark had them all get together to watch Free Solo after the Oklahoma State loss

The story of a a single person climbing El Capitan without a rope.
A ton of parallels there to college football…

Great documentary, but the jokes almost write themselves

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Reminds me of this…..

Shock the Monkey

"Being a football player for Texas may be fun if there weren't games"

WVa is going to kill it with the monkey jokes or whatever else there is new to laugh about.

Should have watched "Every Which Way But Loose" with Clint Eastwood from 1979. That monkey hit a lot harder than Texas' defense.

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Most likely air if they decided on tsip.

Just imagine if they were playing Rice. That halftime show would be epic…

I am putting the blame on the players. Sprinkle a little on seniors who don't want to get hurt and risk a paycheck, other players getting less playtime because someone else is beating them out, players not liking each other, I wouldn't be surprise if there are racial tensions.

Coaches can call the best plays but if enough players don't care for what ever reasons then you get t.u. outcomes.