A mistake? He wasn't putting his hands in his pockets and accidentally brushed her butt. He's willingly grabbing the ass of a woman who isn't his wife.

Maybe he has carpal tunnel and it was bad timing

Geriatric Punk said:

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Nothing like watching the mistakes of others to make you feel better about yourself, right?

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Wtf?

Coming home after a bad day of work and yelling at your kid for something insignificant is a mistake.

A married family man getting a lap dance and deliberately sticking his fingers up a girls ass in public as a celebrity is not the same.

hedge said:

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Maybe he has carpal tunnel and it was bad timing

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hedge said:

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Maybe he has carpal tunnel and it was bad timing

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Ol_Ag_02 said:

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In his defense. Damn that girl fine.

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She looks much better when her mug isn't facing the camera. Go drunk Urban, you home.

AGinHI said:

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Geriatric Punk said:

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Nothing like watching the mistakes of others to make you feel better about yourself, right?

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Wtf?

Coming home after a bad day of work and yelling at your kid for something insignificant is a mistake.

A married family man getting a lap dance and deliberately sticking his fingers up a girls ass in public as a celebrity is not the same.

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You are so right. I'd actually feel bad for yelling at my kid.

It seems this greasy **** is wanting to take a leave of absence from the NFL due to health concerns

Also this is a different girl from the other video, so he was getting it from multiple sources

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TexAggie1999 said:

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My guess is this was some girl at the party coming up to him and grinding on him and he didn't instigate or welcome it at all. Just some girl either who thought it was fun or was looking for some fame (maybe she knew the person taking the video and maybe she didnt). I think he is keeping his hands down just to keep her from grinding on his crotch.

The sad part is that if Urban was a female coach and the aggressive person was a guy, then Urban would be portrayed as a victim and there would be calls for an arrest of the "fan." It would be called a sexual assault against Urban.

I am not an Urban fan, but I think he didn't instigate or welcome this. I guess he could have done more to push her away, but maybe he did after the video ended. He probably didn't want to cause a scene.

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Not even close. You don't think his friends around him would just continue to talk casually???? This is a horrible take. Obviously he was on a boys weekend, and he clearly had permission from the wife to go have fun (with some liberal boundaries). This is a nothing burger story. She has already spoken her peace.

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Thats a gullible take. No matter what the arrangement, the wife just got humiliated infront of her family, friends, church groups, and a million other people. Momma going to get her pound of flesh.

Sparkie said:

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Bonzer103 said:

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TexAggie1999 said:

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My guess is this was some girl at the party coming up to him and grinding on him and he didn't instigate or welcome it at all. Just some girl either who thought it was fun or was looking for some fame (maybe she knew the person taking the video and maybe she didnt). I think he is keeping his hands down just to keep her from grinding on his crotch.

The sad part is that if Urban was a female coach and the aggressive person was a guy, then Urban would be portrayed as a victim and there would be calls for an arrest of the "fan." It would be called a sexual assault against Urban.

I am not an Urban fan, but I think he didn't instigate or welcome this. I guess he could have done more to push her away, but maybe he did after the video ended. He probably didn't want to cause a scene.

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Not even close. You don't think his friends around him would just continue to talk casually???? This is a horrible take. Obviously he was on a boys weekend, and he clearly had permission from the wife to go have fun (with some liberal boundaries). This is a nothing burger story. She has already spoken her peace.

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Thats a gullible take. No matter what the arrangement, the wife just got humiliated infront of her family, friends, church groups, and a million other people. Momma going to get her pound of flesh.

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She already does get her pound of flesh it is called unlimited access to all of his multimillion dollar salary. For those of you in the why doesn't she divorce him crowd? Access to ALL is more than half!!! why should she take a pay cut because something you already know he is doing goes public. Do you really think she didn't know when all the Tom Herman strip clubbing stuff came out what the coaching staff did to "blow off steam"?

I can't say this surprises me in the least.

At his own restaurant too. Remember the adage boys, don't **** where you eat.

USC on Line 1.

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I wouldn't call shoving my fingers up a girls ass a mistake

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Depends what angle your looking at it from…(see what I did there?)

He was giving the "f tu" sign and her butt just happened to be in the way.

lil_frog8 said:

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Sparkie said:

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Bonzer103 said:

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TexAggie1999 said:

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My guess is this was some girl at the party coming up to him and grinding on him and he didn't instigate or welcome it at all. Just some girl either who thought it was fun or was looking for some fame (maybe she knew the person taking the video and maybe she didnt). I think he is keeping his hands down just to keep her from grinding on his crotch.

The sad part is that if Urban was a female coach and the aggressive person was a guy, then Urban would be portrayed as a victim and there would be calls for an arrest of the "fan." It would be called a sexual assault against Urban.

I am not an Urban fan, but I think he didn't instigate or welcome this. I guess he could have done more to push her away, but maybe he did after the video ended. He probably didn't want to cause a scene.

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Not even close. You don't think his friends around him would just continue to talk casually???? This is a horrible take. Obviously he was on a boys weekend, and he clearly had permission from the wife to go have fun (with some liberal boundaries). This is a nothing burger story. She has already spoken her peace.

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Thats a gullible take. No matter what the arrangement, the wife just got humiliated infront of her family, friends, church groups, and a million other people. Momma going to get her pound of flesh.

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She already does get her pound of flesh it is called unlimited access to all of his multimillion dollar salary. For those of you in the why doesn't she divorce him crowd? Access to ALL is more than half!!! why should she take a pay cut because something you already know he is doing goes public. Do you really think she didn't know when all the Tom Herman strip clubbing stuff came out what the coaching staff did to "blow off steam"?

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https://www.si.com/college/clemson/football/jacksonville-jaguars-hc-urban-meyer-receives-offer-from-adult-site

TyperWoods said:

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He was giving the "f tu" sign and her butt just happened to be in the way.

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Wichita State sign woulda been more effective

Maybe he accidentally dropped a french fry and it fell into her vajayjay?

Showstopper said:

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Maybe he accidentally dropped a french fry and it fell into her vajayjay?

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Probably the best theory I've heard.

hedge said:

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Also this is a different girl from the other video, so he was getting it from multiple sources

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Nope, not a different girl - look again.

Same ponytail, same shirt.
Chick is one and the same.

Buzzkill said:

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Showstopper said:

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Maybe he accidentally dropped a french fry and it fell into her vajayjay?

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Probably the best theory I've heard.

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Yah, it could happen to anybody.

Showstopper said:

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Maybe he accidentally dropped a french fry and it fell into her vajayjay?

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Will. Not. Make. Ketchup. Joke.

I can't believe it? Urban hires such outstanding coaches (wife beaters) and recruits such outstanding young men (murderers).

EliteZags said:

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https://www.si.com/college/clemson/football/jacksonville-jaguars-hc-urban-meyer-receives-offer-from-adult-site

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He should hold out for Brazzers

at what point did they cover this on the syllabus of the "character and leadership" course he taught at ohio-st?