"We aren't a one trick pony".....when in fact you were.

"Son looks like you're spending too much time on one subject"

Coach Shelby after a player's grades were 1 D and 3 Fs.

maroonthrunthru said:

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I'll Start -

"If you're scared, then get a dog !!"

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I thought this was a Coastal Carolina quote

"Half of the teams lost today".

R.C.

gary darnell and the infamous doughnut defense..

"Coach Fran asked me our ideas on practice this week. I said, 'I think we need to be a doughnut team.' He said, 'Gary, what are you talking about?' I said, 'We just need to be fresh and ready, man.'" _ Defensive coordinator Gary Darnell, on preparing for this week's game.

"I guess we're not a one-trick pony after all," said Kevin Sumlin after his slaughter of Spurrier's USCe team in 2014 without JFF.

Ab Lemons' comment to Shelby on the subject of someone who jogs for exercise, "I want to be sick when I die."

Bryanisbest said:

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"I guess we're not a one-trick pony after all," said Kevin Sumlin after his slaughter of Spurrier's USCe team in 2014 without JFF.

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And then Sumlin's career here was effectively ended just a month and a half later. He never came back from 59-0.

bert harbinson said:

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"...people better get their licks in while they can."

J.S.

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After the SMU game I think

Caesar4 said:

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Shelby quotes

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This thread is a gem. Highly recommend. Thanks for sharing.

"We're going to run the option every play either to the left or right depending on which side is closest to the sideline and occasionally we might throw a pass. Sign up for more info."

Dennis Fran.

Sherrill uttered his famous "You had better get your licks in now because someday we're gonna be awesome"

"He has the heart of an Eggy"

-Mike Sherman

One of these plays the smoke draw just has to work.

Fran

No football practice today! We are going to the movies!!!!! FREE Popcorn for everybody!!!

That's why it ain't gonna be like it used to be!!!

I may hand it to knucklehead, I may even throw it to knucklehead but I will never snap it to knucklehead.