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DrZ
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8:44a, 7/29/21
Skit off the Johnny Carson show for you youngsters

1) Herpes
2) Mask Mandate
3) The sips

Carnac "Name three things that just wont go away"
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GSPag`
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9:08a, 7/29/21
Perfect Carson analogy.
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AgOutsideAustin
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9:43a, 7/29/21
Ed McMahon "yes!"
Loved the back and forth between those two during Carnac.
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AgBQ-00
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9:45a, 7/29/21
Obligatory

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CE Lounge Lizzard
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9:46a, 7/29/21
1. a home run and a triple.
2. a first basement's mitt and a catcher's mitt
3. Dolly Parton

Two big hits
Two big mitts
& a Country/Western singer
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12:28p, 7/29/21
Sis. Boom. Bah.

The sound of an exploding sheep!
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Athanasius
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12:34p, 7/29/21
I was told this is the TexAgs 65 and over club meeting. Am I in the right room?
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Texker
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In reply to joebobsa • 1:36p, 7/29/21
joebobsa said:
Sis. Boom. Bah.

The sound of an exploding sheep!


Here's the whole skit but start at about the 4 min mark.


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Duckhook
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In reply to Athanasius • 1:55p, 7/29/21
Athanasius said:
I was told this is the TexAgs 65 and over club meeting. Am I in the right room?

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Gidnik
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1:59p, 7/29/21
Not for nothing, Johnny Carson was the best. Especially with drunk Ed McMahon.
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Sterling82
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3:01p, 7/29/21
May a bloated yak blow a warm breeze on your Sunday brunch.
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woodyhayes
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3:42p, 7/29/21
May a diseased yak infect your mother's hope chest.

That's about as funny as Dinah Shore backing into a meat thermometer.
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