1. Admit A&M is/was the first institution of public higher education in Texas AND the true flagship university in Texas. (Aka Daddy)
2. Adopt TU as the official university abbreviation as the SEC already has the original UT.
3. Reject revisionist history and accept the story of how Bevo received his name.
4. Admit fault for being the sole reason that 4 universities left the BDF.
5. Retire the LHN and only show Charlie Strong era football games on repeat to close out the final day of the channel.
6. Claim an official loss on record for each year over the past 10 years in which A&M finished with a better football record. This is to accept responsibility for "ending" the rivalry.
7. Split the PUF 50-50.

Seems too light of a entry fee to me. Did I miss anything?

Put both of them in the pod with Bama, and tell them there's no "safe word."

1. No
2. See #1

Here's the rules...

F*** OFF!

You may be on to something that has been overlooked. Tennessee might lose money on brand name recognition by adding another orange UT to the conference. Could it be enough to vote no for inclusion?

Txhuntr said:

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You may be on to something that has been overlooked. Tennessee might lose money on brand name recognition by adding another orange UT to the conference. Could it be enough to vote no for inclusion?

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But this is the same conference with 3 Tigers and 2 Bulldogs.

TXAG 05 said:

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Txhuntr said:

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You may be on to something that has been overlooked. Tennessee might lose money on brand name recognition by adding another orange UT to the conference. Could it be enough to vote no for inclusion?

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But this is the same conference with 3 Tigers and 2 Bulldogs.

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Auburn is the war eagles sir!

TXAG 05 said:

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Txhuntr said:

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You may be on to something that has been overlooked. Tennessee might lose money on brand name recognition by adding another orange UT to the conference. Could it be enough to vote no for inclusion?

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But this is the same conference with 3 Tigers and 2 Bulldogs.

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And two teams w/ Maroon colors...

0x5d1725 is no 0x500000!

I kinda love option 5.

TXAG 05 said:

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Txhuntr said:

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You may be on to something that has been overlooked. Tennessee might lose money on brand name recognition by adding another orange UT to the conference. Could it be enough to vote no for inclusion?

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But this is the same conference with 3 Tigers and 2 Bulldogs.

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Well tu will be known as the dildo fairies.

The A&M v tu game is played in College Station only for the next dozen years to make up for the early years when all the games were played in Austin.

This is pretty nerdy OP

7. switch to A&M gets 2/3 and t.u. gets 1/3 and I'm on board. PUF assets are worth something like $19B.

1. Eat *****
2. Die.

1. NEVER AGAIN

Here are three conditions that will absolutely prevent them from joining the SEC - poison pills.
1) Each team must agree to play their 'spirit/fight song" at each game
2) the inversion of any school's hand sign is not cause for unsportsmanlike penalty
3) schools must prohibit fans from carrying dildos into game venues

Term 1: Go
Term 2: To
Term 3: Hell

Sips and OU are "probationary" members for 5 years, during which time they receive only $100K revenue.

ETA1: Weren't WVU & TCU screwed, in terms of revenue, as probationary members of the Big12?

ETA2: Yep --> https://www.forbes.com/sites/prishe/2013/06/03/sec-big-12-report-record-setting-revenues-for-2012-13/?sh=64622d43ec70

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...with each school receiving $22M except newcomers TCU and West Virginia that only received half-shares of $11M in their first year in the conference.

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agnerd said:

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7. switch to A&M gets 2/3 and t.u. gets 1/3 and I'm on board. PUF assets are worth something like $19B.

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Lol they suck and are just grasping at anything.

Here's a term for them: sips

We don't have any "Friends" in Asstin dammit !

I think the sticking point is going to be how many new championships we get to claim upon admission

TexasRebel said:

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0x5d1725 is no 0x500000!

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Oh sure bring up the color codes .
Pretty sure tu **** brick orange ain't no Tenn orange either...

Cancel their football program permanently and I'd have no problem with it