$7.5 million a year
$625k a month
$20,547.95 a day
$856.16 an hour
$14.27 a minute
$0.24 a second

To coach football. #TorbushWow

I got $7,200 as my largest stipend to coach football at my middle school. I think the math came out to $0.24 an hour when all practices, games, film studies, HS duties, clinics, and camps were added up.

Bravo Jimbo. Bravo.

I feel like part of what I'm being paid for here is my loyalty. But if there were somewhere else that valued loyalty more highly, I'm going wherever they value loyalty the most.

God bless the bigs who pay his salary

Is OP trolling?

Jimbo brings so much greatness to our program, hard to put a price on it.

How many MNC's did you win?


(Middleschool National Championship)

I'm a son of a preacher. I feel your pain...

Raptor threads.







(j/k Raptor threads are rad. Welcome back.)

And it will probably bump up sometime soon.

Cobra39

Raptor said:

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$14.27 a minute

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I thought the minimum wage is $15?

$7,200 at $0.24 per hour is about 29,000 hours. 80 hours a day, 365.
Bravo; by your numbers you are by the most committed Jr. High coach of all time.

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$7.5 million a year
$625k a month
$20,547.95 a day
$856.16 an hour
$14.27 a minute
$0.24 a second

To coach football. #TorbushWow

I got $7,200 as my largest stipend to coach football at my middle school. I think the math came out to $0.24 an hour when all practices, games, film studies, HS duties, clinics, and camps were added up.

Bravo Jimbo. Bravo.

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. I blame your small coaching stipend on your Middle School big cigars who refuse to realize that Middle School Football is the front porch of your middle school.

It is a lot of money but if you are one of the top 5 at what you do you typically make pretty good money.

DamnGood86 said:

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$7,200 at $0.24 per hour is about 29,000 hours. 80 hours a day, 365.
Bravo; by your numbers you are by the most committed Jr. High coach of all time.

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Damn. That's why I'm not a math teacher or language arts.

And Jimbo still makes only HALF of what Pat Sajack makes to spin the WHEEL OF FORTUNE

Raptor, I had no idea you were a teacher, much less a middle school one. I understand you more now....

Yeah but how much per victory?

Or per game?

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I blame your small coaching stipend on your Middle School big cigars who refuse to realize that Middle School Football is the front porch of your middle school.

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At our Middle School, the front porch was the front porch...

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Raptor, I had no idea you were a teacher, much less a middle school one. I understand you more now....

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This is year 14 for me as an educator. I haven't coached in the past 3 years. I serve as a campus leader now.

Somebody's gotta teach all those baby raptors how to be clever girls.

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Dumb_Loggy said:

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Raptor, I had no idea you were a teacher, much less a middle school one. I understand you more now....

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This is year 14 for me as an educator. I haven't coached in the past 3 years. I serve as a campus leader now.

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a campus leader????? for you that means wearing the good dinosaur costume?

Shai-Hulud said:

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Raptor said:

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Dumb_Loggy said:

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Raptor, I had no idea you were a teacher, much less a middle school one. I understand you more now....

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This is year 14 for me as an educator. I haven't coached in the past 3 years. I serve as a campus leader now.

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a campus leader????? for you that means wearing the good dinosaur costume?

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Raptor went and let us peak behind the curtain. It's over for that username. He's a middle school teacher that is terrible at math, coaching, and language arts.

Just remember, no matter how much money someone makes, at the end of his life he will most likely be naked, laying in bed with a hospital gown pulled to the side while someone gives him a sponge bath because he soiled himself. He will be completely helpless, while a person who makes a tiny fraction of whatever this power broker made, gives him something he can't give himself at that moment: a little bit of human dignity that is worth more than any bank account at that point.

To be clear, I'm not just talking about Jimbo. This could be anyone with lot's of power and money. This wasn't meant to be a personal comment about jimbo.

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Shai-Hulud said:

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Raptor said:

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Dumb_Loggy said:

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Raptor, I had no idea you were a teacher, much less a middle school one. I understand you more now....

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This is year 14 for me as an educator. I haven't coached in the past 3 years. I serve as a campus leader now.

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a campus leader????? for you that means wearing the good dinosaur costume?

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Raptor went and let us peak behind the curtain. It's over for that username. He's a middle school teacher that is terrible at math, coaching, and language arts.

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Yes, but which island am I on?

This is just comi g to you 4 years in?

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Just remember, no matter how much money someone makes, at the end of his life he will most likely be naked, laying in bed with a hospital gown pulled to the side while someone gives him a sponge bath because he soiled himself. He will be completely helpless, while a person who makes a tiny fraction of whatever this power broker made, gives him something he can't give himself at that moment: a little bit of human dignity that is worth more than any bank account at that point.

To be clear, I'm not just talking about Jimbo. This could be anyone with lot's of power and money. This wasn't meant to be a personal comment about jimbo.

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Yeah, but with Jimbo money he'll afford a real hottie to do those sponge baths.

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Builder93 said:

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Just remember, no matter how much money someone makes, at the end of his life he will most likely be naked, laying in bed with a hospital gown pulled to the side while someone gives him a sponge bath because he soiled himself. He will be completely helpless, while a person who makes a tiny fraction of whatever this power broker made, gives him something he can't give himself at that moment: a little bit of human dignity that is worth more than any bank account at that point.

To be clear, I'm not just talking about Jimbo. This could be anyone with lot's of power and money. This wasn't meant to be a personal comment about jimbo.

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Yeah, but with Jimbo money he'll afford a real hottie to do those sponge baths.

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Eddie Murphy style.

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This is just comi g to you 4 years in?

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Yeah, I was just thinking about it and wanted to share.

No wonder he talks fast.

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Builder93 said:

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Just remember, no matter how much money someone makes, at the end of his life he will most likely be naked, laying in bed with a hospital gown pulled to the side while someone gives him a sponge bath because he soiled himself. He will be completely helpless, while a person who makes a tiny fraction of whatever this power broker made, gives him something he can't give himself at that moment: a little bit of human dignity that is worth more than any bank account at that point.

To be clear, I'm not just talking about Jimbo. This could be anyone with lot's of power and money. This wasn't meant to be a personal comment about jimbo.

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Yeah, but with Jimbo money he'll afford a real hottie to do those sponge baths.

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Eddie Murphy style.

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Why would he want a sponge bath from someone who looks like Eddie Murphy?

Builder93 said:

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Just remember, no matter how much money someone makes, at the end of his life he will most likely be naked, laying in bed with a hospital gown pulled to the side while someone gives him a sponge bath because he soiled himself. He will be completely helpless, while a person who makes a tiny fraction of whatever this power broker made, gives him something he can't give himself at that moment: a little bit of human dignity that is worth more than any bank account at that point.

To be clear, I'm not just talking about Jimbo. This could be anyone with lot's of power and money. This wasn't meant to be a personal comment about jimbo.

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Exactly. Money doesn't solve all your problems. But it does solve all your problems that involve money, which is 90% of them.

POSTING IN A RAPTOR THREAD!!

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Builder93 said:

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Just remember, no matter how much money someone makes, at the end of his life he will most likely be naked, laying in bed with a hospital gown pulled to the side while someone gives him a sponge bath because he soiled himself. He will be completely helpless, while a person who makes a tiny fraction of whatever this power broker made, gives him something he can't give himself at that moment: a little bit of human dignity that is worth more than any bank account at that point.

To be clear, I'm not just talking about Jimbo. This could be anyone with lot's of power and money. This wasn't meant to be a personal comment about jimbo.

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Yeah, but with Jimbo money he'll afford a real hottie to do those sponge baths.

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Are we talking Jimbo or Deshaun Watson?

Jimbo = bath
Watson = massage

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Shai-Hulud said:

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Raptor said:

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Dumb_Loggy said:

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Raptor, I had no idea you were a teacher, much less a middle school one. I understand you more now....

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This is year 14 for me as an educator. I haven't coached in the past 3 years. I serve as a campus leader now.

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a campus leader????? for you that means wearing the good dinosaur costume?

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Raptor went and let us peak behind the curtain. It's over for that username. He's a middle school teacher that is terrible at math, coaching, and language arts.

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Yes, but which island am I on?

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probably a small wealthy district or a very urban district with "battle pay". Allen coaching stipend is only 5000 and that's at the high school level.