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What's your favorite coach rant?

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9:00a, 11/24/20
Saban - "you guys think we just crap another player"

Gundy - " come after me, I'm a man, I'm 40!"

Pirate - "fat little girlfriends"

???
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DartosFC
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9:03a, 11/24/20
I think fat little girlfriends is by far the best.
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1st Generation Ag
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9:04a, 11/24/20
It's Division 1 football!!!
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safety guy
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9:09a, 11/24/20
You play to win the game. - Herm Edwards

They are what we thought they were. - Dennis Green

PLAYOFFS!! PLAYOFFS!! - screechy Jim Mora
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BSCE84ag
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9:12a, 11/24/20
Get yourself a dog- Slumdog Millionaire
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AgOutsideAustin
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9:18a, 11/24/20
That's a dang coaching mistake !!!
John L. Smith


Use this one in real life all the time for any screw up.
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W.C. Griffin '09
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9:32a, 11/24/20
Be a dog!
- David Bennet at Coastal Carolina
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Rusty GCS
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In reply to W.C. Griffin '09 • 9:39a, 11/24/20
W.C. Griffin '09 said:
Be a dog!
- David Bennet at Coastal Carolina
My personal favorite
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Triple-T
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9:46a, 11/24/20
"It ain't gonna be like it used to be."

- Jimbo Freakin' Fisher
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Just Tired
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9:54a, 11/24/20
"...better get their licks in while they can" - jackie
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All I do is Nguyen
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9:56a, 11/24/20
My favorite Dennis Green when he was with the Cardinals.

"They are who we thought they were!"
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9:57a, 11/24/20
"Is that an A&M question?"
-Art Briles
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10:06a, 11/24/20
I love em all!

Not a coach but Allen Iverson "practice" is classic. I use it to motivate our church choir all the time. Sunday is gametime, Wed evening is practice.
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In reply to Ag_N_Houston • 10:07a, 11/24/20
Ag_N_Houston said:
"Is that an A&M question?"
-Art Briles
Lol what a little *****.

He was mad that Sherman punched in that last TD to make it 55.... Not our fault that they refused to tackle our RBs.
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In reply to 1st Generation Ag • 10:08a, 11/24/20
1st Generation Ag said:
It's Division 1 football!!!
IT'S THE BIG 12!

Go play intramurals brother, go play intramurals.
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10:09a, 11/24/20
Playoffs?!?!

Don't talk about Playoffs! Playoffs? Are you kiddin me? We're just tryin to win a game.
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CCAD AG
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10:37a, 11/24/20
I can't make out the words but if I could, I think this would win easily"





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In reply to yell_on_6th st • 10:48a, 11/24/20
yell_on_6th st said:
I love em all!

Not a coach but Allen Iverson "practice" is classic. I use it to motivate our church choir all the time. Sunday is gametime, Wed evening is practice.


The thing nobody remembers is that AI missed a practice due to a childhood friend's death. So some jackoff reporter got in his face about missing practice...and now you know.

/therestofthestory
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MSL Ag
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10:50a, 11/24/20
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10:54a, 11/24/20


As mentioned but yeah the Dan Hawkins is good

I like any rant that involves players and parents... media is just dumb ... but soft/ entitled players and helicopter parents are the worst.

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Aggie
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10:55a, 11/24/20


Lots of language so be aware
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Saint Pablo
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11:02a, 11/24/20
"So quit askin" Saban rant is a classic.
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11:04a, 11/24/20
Lee Elia the Cubs manager's tirade in 1983 telling the Cubs fans to get a job because they could attend day games before Wrigley had lights.

"The motherf*****s don't even work! That's why they're out at the f*****' game! They ought to get a f***** job and find out what it's like to go out and earn a f***** living. Eighty-five percent of the f***** world is working."

If you've never heard it check it out. NSFW but so much fun.
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11:09a, 11/24/20
Augie: "If this were a street fight, we would all be f---ing dead..."
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11:21a, 11/24/20
"The asthma field is over there!" - Jimmy Johnson (circa 1989) as the first year head coach of the Dallas Cowboys.
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11:30a, 11/24/20


"THIS IS ABOUT LIFE"

LOL
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11:33a, 11/24/20
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Dr Lane Trowlan
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11:40a, 11/24/20
"SMILE!"

-John L Smith
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A is A
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In reply to Aggie • 12:19p, 11/24/20
Aggie said:


Lots of language so be aware
excellent.

Love the ending where he talks about moving living situations for the offense for being mediocre.
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83Aggie
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12:40p, 11/24/20
Bo Pellini and Taylor Martinez
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12:57p, 11/24/20
That was a World class ass chewing!! I'm fired up!!
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In reply to CCAD AG • 1:19p, 11/24/20
CCAD AG said:
I can't make out the words but if I could, I think this would win easily"

Got you, baw:

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1:21p, 11/24/20
When I thought he could never top "I'm a man! I'm 40!"...he did.

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1:44p, 11/24/20
Jim Mora, and it isn't even close.

"Couldn't do diddley-poo offensively..."
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1:45p, 11/24/20


Pat knight and entitled players
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