If you could train an animal (Domestic or Wild) to play safely within the rules of football.... What animal and what position...
Me: Cheetah Wideout
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Damn offseason threads.
That being said, an elephant for a FB. Just give him the ball and let him run over everyone into the end zone.
That being said, an elephant for a FB. Just give him the ball and let him run over everyone into the end zone.
Silverback Gorilla at D-Line. Then Chimpanzee at line backpacker.
The taunting by the gorillas beating their chest would be epic. Snorting and stomping.
The taunting by the gorillas beating their chest would be epic. Snorting and stomping.
Porcupine quarterback...you might catch him the first few times....but you'll eventually run out of players to stop him.
"Those who would give up essential Liberty, to purchase a little temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety." - Ben Franklin
Rhino at RB.
Is Sofia Vergara considered domestic or wild?
Elephant at QB. Who will tackle it?
Gorilla at RB. 11 men could not tackle him.
A Grizzly as DL. Not sure of whether it should be DT, DE, or NG though.
Bald Eagle as QB
Hovering 5-7 yards behind your center, catches snap in talons and then flies the ball into the endzone. Every play.
Hovering 5-7 yards behind your center, catches snap in talons and then flies the ball into the endzone. Every play.
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I would have said a ram at linebacker, but the targeting call is getting out of hand.
Mantis Shrimp as placekicker. Although, it might destroy the ball.
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Giraffe WR as deep ball and end zone threat. Plus they fight off lionesses so good luck tackling them.
Too slow of acceleration. I'll take a wild boar at RB.TexasLeaguer said:
Rhino at RB.
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Giraffe WR as deep ball and end zone threat. Plus they fight off lionesses so good luck tackling them.
And a giraffe might be tall enough to catch a Mond pass! I kid, I kid, Kellen.
Rhino at nose guard. (Think Sammy O)
Swarm of bees at RB. Ain't nobody coming near that.
A mouse - not tackle it but the elephant would be so scared that it would run away towards its own end zone for a safety.ClassOf17 said:
Elephant at QB. Who will tackle it?
An eagle at QB. Can't tackle what you can't touch. But a new football will be needed after each play, though.
I will say it! A Honey Badger at safety.
Raptor said:
Bald Eagle as QB
Hovering 5-7 yards behind your center, catches snap in talons and then flies the ball into the endzone. Every play.
Should've known you would say Eagle----Username checks out.
T-Rex at slot receiver. Oh wait, would require a perfect pass each time
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No Honey Badgers????
maroonthrunthru said:
If you could train an animal (Domestic or Wild) to play safely within the rules of football.... What animal and what position...
Me: Cheetah Wideout
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Lion at LB.
FYI, a lion is the 2nd fastest predator on land and can reach speeds of 50mph. A full grown male weighs in at about 400 lbs.
FYI, a lion is the 2nd fastest predator on land and can reach speeds of 50mph. A full grown male weighs in at about 400 lbs.
I'd put my elephant at tight end...use that trunk length to haul down some passesBQAG02 said:
Damn offseason threads.
That being said, an elephant for a FB. Just give him the ball and let him run over everyone into the end zone.
Myles Garrett - Defensive End
Golden Retriever - Wide Receiver
Wabs said:
Swarm of bees at RB. Ain't nobody coming near that.
False. There's a "documentary" of Von Miller taking on stinging insects.....
A skunk at QB...sure he has the potential to stink up the joint but what more could our pot pangers love
A teenage werewolf! My bad, wrong board.
We would be the other team:
Sperm whale at DL. You would have to build it a contraption to breathe, though. You could position the other D linemen high enough on top of it to just jump over the OL each play. Your CBs would probably transition to a primary role as run blocker. You'd still need safeties, though I suspect you would always run them man-to-man since you might not have much warning on where the ball is coming from.
Hippopotamus at Nose Tackle. Would bite the center in half at the snap.
I would train bats to fly away from a Chinaman... that way they don't catch and eat them and get corona virus... that way these bats won't affect sporting events
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