Charlotte's Web, Babe, and the 2019 Arkansas Razorbacks football team. Three things we've all heard of, but nobody admits to watching.
We're bad. They're bad. Jerryworld is bad. 11am kickoff is bad. -23.5 point spread is bad. $75m over 10 is bad. Former QB and former RB are your opponent's two best offensive weapons is bad.
So what's good?
We won't lose next weekend. It's almost hockey season. The NBA has some new dynasty teams. My 2k player is a 93 overall. The mailman switched up how route and we get our mail before 11am each day. Panda Express gave me an extra entree and fortune cookie for free.
But back to what everyone clicked on this thread for...the truth.
Arky is about the bring "dat wood"!
We are the only remaining winnable game for Arkansas. Chad Morris will have his players motivated to beat us, since their next victory won't happen for 11 months.
We on the other hand actually believe we can beat Arkansas, MSU, Ole Miss, USCe and UTSA (okay, we probably will). There are even some Aggies that think we should be able to beat Bama, Georgia, and LSU!
She's right. We're laughable. Not Kevin Hart, George Carlin, or Richard Pryor laughable. More like, thank god that dumpster fire on a train wreck in a swamp of despair isn't us laughable.
That's what Arkansas is saying. They have their excuses. Small state. Lesser talent pool. Only one big money Razorback, and he can't even get them to beat us at his stadium with his refs. Until this game.
Arkansas will use an Aggie coach, Aggie RB, and Aggie QB to beat us and cause FireJimbo.com to be the most visited website for the next few months.
Their mascot is bringing his family to the game. We're ****ed.
Arkansas 24
A&M 23 (missed xp)
"It could be worse! I could have coached at A&M." - Bobby P.
We're bad. They're bad. Jerryworld is bad. 11am kickoff is bad. -23.5 point spread is bad. $75m over 10 is bad. Former QB and former RB are your opponent's two best offensive weapons is bad.
So what's good?
We won't lose next weekend. It's almost hockey season. The NBA has some new dynasty teams. My 2k player is a 93 overall. The mailman switched up how route and we get our mail before 11am each day. Panda Express gave me an extra entree and fortune cookie for free.
But back to what everyone clicked on this thread for...the truth.
Arky is about the bring "dat wood"!
We are the only remaining winnable game for Arkansas. Chad Morris will have his players motivated to beat us, since their next victory won't happen for 11 months.
We on the other hand actually believe we can beat Arkansas, MSU, Ole Miss, USCe and UTSA (okay, we probably will). There are even some Aggies that think we should be able to beat Bama, Georgia, and LSU!
She's right. We're laughable. Not Kevin Hart, George Carlin, or Richard Pryor laughable. More like, thank god that dumpster fire on a train wreck in a swamp of despair isn't us laughable.
That's what Arkansas is saying. They have their excuses. Small state. Lesser talent pool. Only one big money Razorback, and he can't even get them to beat us at his stadium with his refs. Until this game.
Arkansas will use an Aggie coach, Aggie RB, and Aggie QB to beat us and cause FireJimbo.com to be the most visited website for the next few months.
Their mascot is bringing his family to the game. We're ****ed.
Arkansas 24
A&M 23 (missed xp)
"It could be worse! I could have coached at A&M." - Bobby P.
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