Most FCS/lowly FBS teams come in here and immediately get intimidated by Kyle Field. Some don't. I'm looking at you Arkansas State. The sights, sounds, women, pageantry, noise, and location inducing siderodromophobia (fear of trains) makes Kyle Field a cathedral of College Football.
Lamar is having none of that. Check out their nest.
Some highlights from their Spring Game will showcase the talent level we are dealing with. May god have mercy on our souls.
And if you are still breathing/watching/believing we can win...I had my homie DJ Keychain put together a lil hype vid to throw some shade at our chances this weekend...
Let's compare head coaches...
Ours - Makes $7.5 million a year, $625,000 per game (before bowl game/bonus). He's 1-1.
Theirs - Makes $230,000 a year, or a little less than $20,000 per game. He's 2-0.
In week two alone we paid our coach 30x the amount Lamar did and they won. We didn't.
Could our Yell Leaders do this??
Would we want them to?
Lamar is going old school on us.
Football wise, they let us beat them 73-3 just so they could come back five years later and destroy our world. I mean, does it really take three Aggies (one being Myles Garrett) to take down one lowly little Lamar Cardinal? It's like that moment in Avengers when Cap "tries" to pick up [url=https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mj%C3%B6lnir][/url]Mjolnir You know I'm right.
Sportscenter can't wait to lead with this story...
Lamar 34
A&M 31
We're about to get plucked! (that sounded fowl)
Lamar is having none of that. Check out their nest.
Some highlights from their Spring Game will showcase the talent level we are dealing with. May god have mercy on our souls.
And if you are still breathing/watching/believing we can win...I had my homie DJ Keychain put together a lil hype vid to throw some shade at our chances this weekend...
Let's compare head coaches...
Ours - Makes $7.5 million a year, $625,000 per game (before bowl game/bonus). He's 1-1.
Theirs - Makes $230,000 a year, or a little less than $20,000 per game. He's 2-0.
In week two alone we paid our coach 30x the amount Lamar did and they won. We didn't.
Could our Yell Leaders do this??
Would we want them to?
Lamar is going old school on us.
Football wise, they let us beat them 73-3 just so they could come back five years later and destroy our world. I mean, does it really take three Aggies (one being Myles Garrett) to take down one lowly little Lamar Cardinal? It's like that moment in Avengers when Cap "tries" to pick up [url=https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mj%C3%B6lnir][/url]Mjolnir You know I'm right.
Sportscenter can't wait to lead with this story...
Lamar 34
A&M 31
We're about to get plucked! (that sounded fowl)
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