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We lose to the Tigers Saturday and then win out. We have a few kinks to work out but it's on after that.

Book it!!!
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CHOCOLATE CHIP TRIP
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OP, let's make a bet.

If we lose to Clemson and win out, I'll pay you $1000.

If we lose to Clemson, and we lose at least one other game this season, you'll pay me $1000.

If we beat Clemson, we can just get drunk and call off the bet.

Let me know, and I'll coordinate escrow for each of our $1000.
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Maroon Koolaide early in the season causes extreme hallucinations!
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Aggies NEVER lose
Bryant03
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CHOCOLATE CHIP TRIP said:

OP, let's make a bet.

If we lose to Clemson and win out, I'll pay you $1000.

If we lose to Clemson, and we lose at least one other game this season, you'll pay me $1000.

If we beat Clemson, we can just get drunk and call off the bet.

Let me know, and I'll coordinate escrow for each of our $1000.


Poor civil servant here. Make it 2003 pennies and you're on! Whoop!!
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Bryant03 said:

CHOCOLATE CHIP TRIP said:

OP, let's make a bet.

If we lose to Clemson and win out, I'll pay you $1000.

If we lose to Clemson, and we lose at least one other game this season, you'll pay me $1000.

If we beat Clemson, we can just get drunk and call off the bet.

Let me know, and I'll coordinate escrow for each of our $1000.


Poor civil servant here. Make it 2003 pennies and you're on! Whoop!!

Another successful TexAgs hookup!
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Is this a poop slap bet?
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Bryant03 said:

CHOCOLATE CHIP TRIP said:

OP, let's make a bet.

If we lose to Clemson and win out, I'll pay you $1000.

If we lose to Clemson, and we lose at least one other game this season, you'll pay me $1000.

If we beat Clemson, we can just get drunk and call off the bet.

Let me know, and I'll coordinate escrow for each of our $1000.


Poor civil servant here. Make it 2003 pennies and you're on! Whoop!!


So 20 bucks? Ok, I'll take a free 20 bucks. Are we making this official?
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TyperWoods said:

Is this a poop slap bet?


Did anybody say it was?
Bryant03
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CHOCOLATE CHIP TRIP said:

Bryant03 said:

CHOCOLATE CHIP TRIP said:

OP, let's make a bet.

If we lose to Clemson and win out, I'll pay you $1000.

If we lose to Clemson, and we lose at least one other game this season, you'll pay me $1000.

If we beat Clemson, we can just get drunk and call off the bet.

Let me know, and I'll coordinate escrow for each of our $1000.


Poor civil servant here. Make it 2003 pennies and you're on! Whoop!!


So 20 bucks? Ok, I'll take a free 20 bucks. Are we making this official?


Official. But hoping for a win Saturday.
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Bryant03 said:

CHOCOLATE CHIP TRIP said:

Bryant03 said:

CHOCOLATE CHIP TRIP said:

OP, let's make a bet.

If we lose to Clemson and win out, I'll pay you $1000.

If we lose to Clemson, and we lose at least one other game this season, you'll pay me $1000.

If we beat Clemson, we can just get drunk and call off the bet.

Let me know, and I'll coordinate escrow for each of our $1000.


Poor civil servant here. Make it 2003 pennies and you're on! Whoop!!


So 20 bucks? Ok, I'll take a free 20 bucks. Are we making this official?


Official. But hoping for a win Saturday.


Agreed. Thread bookmarked.

Also OP, to be as fair as possible, I'm not going to hold you to this through the postseason. We're just talking regular season games here.
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TxSquarebody said:

Bryant03 said:

CHOCOLATE CHIP TRIP said:

OP, let's make a bet.

If we lose to Clemson and win out, I'll pay you $1000.

If we lose to Clemson, and we lose at least one other game this season, you'll pay me $1000.

If we beat Clemson, we can just get drunk and call off the bet.

Let me know, and I'll coordinate escrow for each of our $1000.


Poor civil servant here. Make it 2003 pennies and you're on! Whoop!!

Another successful TexAgs hookup!


It's unfortunate how many of these classic sayings have become so rare
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Poopslap or gtfo
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Gambling is a sin
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Bryant03 said:

CHOCOLATE CHIP TRIP said:

Bryant03 said:

CHOCOLATE CHIP TRIP said:

OP, let's make a bet.

If we lose to Clemson and win out, I'll pay you $1000.

If we lose to Clemson, and we lose at least one other game this season, you'll pay me $1000.

If we beat Clemson, we can just get drunk and call off the bet.

Let me know, and I'll coordinate escrow for each of our $1000.


Poor civil servant here. Make it 2003 pennies and you're on! Whoop!!


So 20 bucks? Ok, I'll take a free 20 bucks. Are we making this official?


Official. But hoping for a win Saturday.

So you're betting we will go 14-1 and win the national championship? Cause that's what this means.
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Ag 11 said:

Poopslap or gtfo


If we beat Clemson, I will poop slap myself the same night. I swear to god, if we win this game Saturday, I have zero problem scooping some poop out of my toilet, slapping myself in the face with it, and recording it as best I can to post on YouTube. Easily worth it. I will probably need to wear some eye protection and put plastic wrap over my phone or something, but I will absolutely do it. Yeah, I know there have been a lot of these made here over the years that were just bull****, but I'm telling you guys right ****ing now. If we beat Clemson, it is 100% happening. I will be so hyped up if we win, I will not back out of this.
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CHOCOLATE CHIP TRIP said:

Ag 11 said:

Poopslap or gtfo


If we beat Clemson, I will poop slap myself the same night. I swear to god, if we win this game Saturday, I have zero problem scooping some poop out of my toilet, slapping myself in the face with it, and recording it as best I can to post on YouTube. Easily worth it. I will probably need to wear some eye protection and put plastic wrap over my phone or something, but I will absolutely do it. Yeah, I know there have been a lot of these made here over the years that were just bull****, but I'm telling you guys right ****ing now. If we beat Clemson, it is 100% happening. I will be so hyped up if we win, I will not back out of this.

Username checks out.
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CHOCOLATE CHIP TRIP said:

Bryant03 said:

CHOCOLATE CHIP TRIP said:

OP, let's make a bet.

If we lose to Clemson and win out, I'll pay you $1000.

If we lose to Clemson, and we lose at least one other game this season, you'll pay me $1000.

If we beat Clemson, we can just get drunk and call off the bet.

Let me know, and I'll coordinate escrow for each of our $1000.


Poor civil servant here. Make it 2003 pennies and you're on! Whoop!!


So 20 bucks? Ok, I'll take a free 20 bucks. Are we making this official?


I believe he said 2003 pennies, sir. That's 20 bucks, but in the most inconvenient way possible. Think carefully to what you are agreeing to.
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CHOCOLATE CHIP TRIP said:

Ag 11 said:

Poopslap or gtfo


If we beat Clemson, I will poop slap myself the same night. I swear to god, if we win this game Saturday, I have zero problem scooping some poop out of my toilet, slapping myself in the face with it, and recording it as best I can to post on YouTube. Easily worth it. I will probably need to wear some eye protection and put plastic wrap over my phone or something, but I will absolutely do it. Yeah, I know there have been a lot of these made here over the years that were just bull****, but I'm telling you guys right ****ing now. If we beat Clemson, it is 100% happening. I will be so hyped up if we win, I will not back out of this.


I think he's serious. Good for chocolate chip trip to put his money and his **** where his mouth is
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Champ Bailey said:

CHOCOLATE CHIP TRIP said:

Bryant03 said:

CHOCOLATE CHIP TRIP said:

OP, let's make a bet.

If we lose to Clemson and win out, I'll pay you $1000.

If we lose to Clemson, and we lose at least one other game this season, you'll pay me $1000.

If we beat Clemson, we can just get drunk and call off the bet.

Let me know, and I'll coordinate escrow for each of our $1000.


Poor civil servant here. Make it 2003 pennies and you're on! Whoop!!


So 20 bucks? Ok, I'll take a free 20 bucks. Are we making this official?


I believe he said 2003 pennies, sir. That's 20 bucks, but in the most inconvenient way possible. Think carefully to what you are agreeing to.


4006 pennies need to be placed in escrow. Someone please handle this.
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$20 bet wow you guys sure know how to gamble!
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You guys thought the off-season was bad.
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Texas_Aggie_12 said:

Champ Bailey said:

CHOCOLATE CHIP TRIP said:

Bryant03 said:

CHOCOLATE CHIP TRIP said:

OP, let's make a bet.

If we lose to Clemson and win out, I'll pay you $1000.

If we lose to Clemson, and we lose at least one other game this season, you'll pay me $1000.

If we beat Clemson, we can just get drunk and call off the bet.

Let me know, and I'll coordinate escrow for each of our $1000.


Poor civil servant here. Make it 2003 pennies and you're on! Whoop!!


So 20 bucks? Ok, I'll take a free 20 bucks. Are we making this official?


I believe he said 2003 pennies, sir. That's 20 bucks, but in the most inconvenient way possible. Think carefully to what you are agreeing to.


4006 pennies need to be placed in escrow. Someone please handle this.

The ultimate loser in this whole scenario would be the idiot who actually agrees to handle the escrow of 4006 pennies.
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Mudcat said:

Aggies NEVER lose


You both should pay Mudcat a grand each....he's correct!
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You misspelled "bad ass"
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Champ Bailey said:

CHOCOLATE CHIP TRIP said:

Bryant03 said:

CHOCOLATE CHIP TRIP said:

OP, let's make a bet.

If we lose to Clemson and win out, I'll pay you $1000.

If we lose to Clemson, and we lose at least one other game this season, you'll pay me $1000.

If we beat Clemson, we can just get drunk and call off the bet.

Let me know, and I'll coordinate escrow for each of our $1000.


Poor civil servant here. Make it 2003 pennies and you're on! Whoop!!


So 20 bucks? Ok, I'll take a free 20 bucks. Are we making this official?


I believe he said 2003 pennies, sir. That's 20 bucks, but in the most inconvenient way possible. Think carefully to what you are agreeing to.


I don't see the problem. So he gives me 20 bucks in pennies. I haul them to the bank and exchange for a $20 bill.
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Is this the first official poop slap declaration of 2019?
Bryant03
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Well I was thinking regular season but you're right. That's what I said.
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I'm buying my playoff tickets as we speak! Good bull.
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