The ACC has one team that matters. No, not them. Not them either. Nooo! They're known for basketball. Nope, baseball. No, they haven't been relevant since Clinton. The first Clinton. Try again. Boo.
It's Wake Forest! The Demon Deacons. They're partly the reason the ACC is the fourth best conference. Don't let their general lack of athleticism fool you, because we are in for a good ol' fashioned ass whooping today.
It won't be pretty, but WF will beat the spread.
They have a cooler campus.
Better location.
More popular mascot.
And they're mysterious.
Wake 34
A&M 24
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