Nothing is more indicative of how rotten this fish has gotten then The Pulse highlighting the Pimp Cane in slow mo.

If Sumlin cared about the absurd behavior and overconfidence of this team, he would have prevented that clip from being included this week, but of course, not only is it included, it's highlighted in slow motion.

Pure garbage.

PIMP CANES!!!!!

He broke 200 yards with two TDs. I thought it was a hilarious celebration.

If we had won, you know that would be a classic TexAgs gif. But... Sumlin and Mazzone tried "outsmarting" the defense by stopping what was working with the run.

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Sumlin and Mazzone tried "outsmarting" the defense by stopping what was working with the run.

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I can't believe you got a blue star for being that dense.

The run stopped working because UCLA figured out Mond can't hit a barn, so they stacked the box.

Most teams have some prop on the sideline that they celebrate with. No big deal.

I guess Im the only one that, despite the outcome of the game, still thinks this is funny as sh@t. He earned it. Let him "pimp".

Even the hardline on the Ticket was talking about it yesterday afternoon. They thought it was ridiculous.

I would think at some point the context of the outcome of the game goes away, and it still holds up as hilarious.

TexAgsAnon said:

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Si said:

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Sumlin and Mazzone tried "outsmarting" the defense by stopping what was working with the run.

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I can't believe you got a blue star for being that dense.

The run stopped working because UCLA figured out Mond can't hit a barn, so they stacked the box.

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There is literally a thread on the same page as this one conpletely debunking that narrative. A&M actually ran -better- late in the game than earlier, and UCLA never "stacked" the box like people think; they only had 8 in the box six times in the entire game, twice in the fourth. (IIRC)

moore42 said:

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I guess Im the only one that, despite the outcome of the game, still thinks this is funny as sh@t. He earned it. Let him "pimp".

Even the hardline on the Ticket was talking about it yesterday afternoon. They thought it was ridiculous.

I would think at some point the context of the outcome of the game goes away, and it still holds up as hilarious.

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You just have to understand the miserable mindset of the bangers. They can find nothing positive in anything associated with Sumlin. Most are near orgasmic right now as they love to see failures. The bigger the better for them. It's truly sad.

TexAgsAnon said:

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Si said:

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Sumlin and Mazzone tried "outsmarting" the defense by stopping what was working with the run.

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I can't believe you got a blue star for being that dense.

The run stopped working because UCLA figured out Mond can't hit a barn, so they stacked the box.

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That running game was pimpin' though...

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moore42 said:

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I guess Im the only one that, despite the outcome of the game, still thinks this is funny as sh@t. He earned it. Let him "pimp".

Even the hardline on the Ticket was talking about it yesterday afternoon. They thought it was ridiculous.

I would think at some point the context of the outcome of the game goes away, and it still holds up as hilarious.

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You just have to understand the miserable mindset of the bangers. They can find nothing positive in anything associated with Sumlin. Most are near orgasmic right now as they love to see failures. The bigger the better for them. It's truly sad.

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I agree on both counts. There are some that live miserable lives on this thread. Liven up. That's sports.

TexAgsAnon said:

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Nothing is more indicative of how rotten this fish has gotten then The Pulse highlighting the Pimp Cane in slow mo.

If Sumlin cared about the absurd behavior and overconfidence of this team, he would have prevented that clip from being included this week, but of course, not only is it included, it's highlighted in slow motion.

Pure garbage.

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To be fair, most of that show is in slow motion

Miami with their big gold chain, Alabama with their belt, Ags with their pimp cane.....they're all ridiculous. I can't believe Saban stooped to this level. He doesn't need to. Grow up and play football. Celebrate like you've been there before.

The biggest problem I see with Texas A&M University these days is that there aren't enough Pimp Sticks. If I had my way, they would replace the Aggie ring with a dope ass Pimp Stick, but then again I'm a little new army that way.

SisterdaleTX said:

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He broke 200 yards with two TDs. I thought it was a hilarious celebration.

If we had won, you know that would be a classic TexAgs gif. But... Sumlin and Mazzone tried "outsmarting" the defense by stopping what was working with the run.

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"NO, YOU'RE WRONG!!! THERE'S NO FUN ALLOWED IN FOOTBALL WHEN I'M BEING EMBARRASSED IN FRONT OF MY CO-WORKERS BECAUSE OF AN A&M LOSS. THIS KID'S LIFE SHOULD BE HELL BECAUSE I'M UNHAPPY!!"

-OP

TexAgsAnon said:

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Si said:

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Sumlin and Mazzone tried "outsmarting" the defense by stopping what was working with the run.

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I can't believe you got a blue star for being that dense.

The run stopped working because UCLA figured out Mond can't hit a barn, so they stacked the box.

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Goodness, you must actually cry actual tears when A&M loses a game.

Grow up dude, these are college kids busting their ass for a free education (and nothing else) for this University. College football is supposed to be fun, so what's the issue with letting them have fun? Get over yourself, baby

SisterdaleTX said:

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He broke 200 yards with two TDs. I thought it was a hilarious celebration.

If we had won, you know that would be a classic TexAgs gif. But... Sumlin and Mazzone tried "outsmarting" the defense by stopping what was working with the run.

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What is your point?

From now on, the Pimp Stick will forever be a part of Aggie lore.
A new tradition is born!

I loved the Pimp stick! haha

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From now on, the Pimp Stick will forever be a part of Aggie lore

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It needs to be in the Aggie Football Museum, along with JFF's sharpie.