Came from a Vol board I am on a lot. For those that are old enough they will remember and appreciate this for what it is. If you don't know then do yourself a favor and google it and watch some videos and it will make more sense.
You guys are a good bunch so I think you will like this. Personally I laughed my butt off at it.
Now, gather all you children
and you shall hear my plea
for all of us who love the orange
to cheer for Tennessee
We've beat five straight opponents
six more, if you count last year
We have mass and we have momentum
There's no team that we should fear
It ain't rabbit's feet or horseshoes
or clovers by the batch
our luck is born through force of will
and a Jauan Jenning's catch
Oh, sure, we're slow in starting
but steady wins the race
and it's fun to see the joy turn shock
on each opponent's face
Now, we're on the road in Texas
where everything is bigger
they've won a quintet of their own
and they're led by a badass ....gentleman
If you look around the roster
our best unit is a M*A*S*H
Can we overcome the injuries
And win this conference clash?
The order is a tall one
I know the task is fraught
But I ain't conceding nothing
If we do the things we ought
Although he studies Astro science
the ground game is his art
so I'd like to see our QB
Simply take the ball and dart
Oh, we'll need to be creative
to keep their line at bay
So, yes, some screens and quick ones
But Lord let playmakers play!
It ain't my place to gossip
I tend to shy from all the drama
But I did tell Derek Barnett
**** been talkin' 'bout his momma
So if the breaks do go against us
"Moar steam" the General said
And if we lack in motivation
Butch will turn his whole face red
And if it's late, and we are trailing
One key fact I know will save us
We'll take a knee the first two downs
To set up Third and Chavis
You guys are a good bunch so I think you will like this. Personally I laughed my butt off at it.
Now, gather all you children
and you shall hear my plea
for all of us who love the orange
to cheer for Tennessee
We've beat five straight opponents
six more, if you count last year
We have mass and we have momentum
There's no team that we should fear
It ain't rabbit's feet or horseshoes
or clovers by the batch
our luck is born through force of will
and a Jauan Jenning's catch
Oh, sure, we're slow in starting
but steady wins the race
and it's fun to see the joy turn shock
on each opponent's face
Now, we're on the road in Texas
where everything is bigger
they've won a quintet of their own
and they're led by a badass ....gentleman
If you look around the roster
our best unit is a M*A*S*H
Can we overcome the injuries
And win this conference clash?
The order is a tall one
I know the task is fraught
But I ain't conceding nothing
If we do the things we ought
Although he studies Astro science
the ground game is his art
so I'd like to see our QB
Simply take the ball and dart
Oh, we'll need to be creative
to keep their line at bay
So, yes, some screens and quick ones
But Lord let playmakers play!
It ain't my place to gossip
I tend to shy from all the drama
But I did tell Derek Barnett
**** been talkin' 'bout his momma
So if the breaks do go against us
"Moar steam" the General said
And if we lack in motivation
Butch will turn his whole face red
And if it's late, and we are trailing
One key fact I know will save us
We'll take a knee the first two downs
To set up Third and Chavis
