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Funniest usernames in Zoo ; Best Trollers in Zoo

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Laynes Pet Chickentender
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Share yours!

Edit: Feel free to share your opinions, but butthurt feelings due to being left off the list will be tolerated about as much as Kyle Allen liked playing football for KDS.

Golden Ticket Winner #1 (12/14) - jonaadams
Golden Ticket Winner #2 (12/15) - Sex Panther + Amazon GC bonus
Golden Ticket Winner #3 (12/17) - Reginald Cousins + Amazon GC bonus
Golden Ticket Winner #4 (12/20) - Godzilla the Trill+ Amazon GC bonus

Honorable Mention
Franklin Delano Bluth
Asparagus Makes My Pee Stink
gigemtrev
Sweet Kitten Feet
Champ Bailey


Off the top of my head, universal funniest/best usernames:
#1: Sex Panther
Mantis Toboggan, MD
Rumpeltforeskin
CrottyKid
Dogus Balbay Eats Puppies
Colt McCoy's Va**na
Fonzie Scheme
Tressels Vest
Cuppycup
Kammrath
OrlandoAyalaCantRead
Beef Ag_00~
Bifferton Bopper Squat
Rusty Shackleford
Schrute Farms
Whatthecrunchyo
McGibblets
Trillary Clinton
Bane
The Devil
Bunk Moreland
KaseyKelso
KeepUsPosted
Chavis Sweet Stache
Jasonandtori
Chipotle
DavesManyChildren
4
Aggiehawg
LateralusAg
Unmadebed
BBA
Panhandle Slim
Furious George
Diet Cokehead

Best Trollers:
Bombay Ag
#1: JerryHelper
Personal Best
Cuwhenitburns
Bebop
Ben Diamond
Collard Greens
Heismanziel
BankerAggie
Applecock

Worst Trollers:
#1: FishingAggie
aggieaviator
STX Ag
FtBendTxAg
JustinGeorgia
Jason C.
BeveledAg
StartSpeedy
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You have my vote for worst in the past week
AggieDruggist89
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Laynes Pet Chickentender
Laynes Pet Chickentender
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Who was the most hilarious troller that's no longer here anymore?
12thManftbll
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Biggest Troll: AggieRojo
Worst Thread: this one
Laynes Pet Chickentender
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Biggest Troll: AggieRojo
Worst Thread: this one


Rojo isn't a troll.
FishingAggie
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I only troll you and rojo.

Which is easy since your rojo's sock

You bump your own threads and have posted an average of 25 posts per day.

Get a life dude and yes I think you're a total fa*
Laynes Pet Chickentender
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I only troll you and rojo.

Which is easy since your rojo's sock

You bump your own threads and have posted an average of 25 posts per day.

Get a life dude and yes I think you're a total fa*


Stick to the topic. As discussed before, I'm not Rojo's sock. Quit hunting out opportunities to bash others.
STX Ag
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Literally none of those handles are even remotely funny.
Laynes Pet Chickentender
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Literally none of those handles are even remotely funny.


Whose would you choose?
TexasAgs1
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You're ants2013's sock. Same MO, same dumbass threads, same stupid responses.

I had hoped you were gone for good, but here we are again.
Laynes Pet Chickentender
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You're ants2013's sock. Same MO, same dumbass threads, same stupid responses.

I had hoped you were gone for good, but here we are again.


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aggiehawg
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Funny, yet logical here. Let me help you out.

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Aggie by birth. Hawg by marriage. And a Grand Ol' Dame!
STX Ag
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Literally none of those handles are even remotely funny.


Whose would you choose?


"Keep Us Posted" was a good one b
Ridge14
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Only funny username: Four Thin Inches
dixichkn
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"The Devil". (Cue reaction from The Devil)

And for some reason "TheManyChildrenOfDave" cracks me up. Even if his posts don't.
Definitely Not A Cop
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The hardest I've laughed is at Trillary Clinton based on the name alone. For situational posting because of their username, Bane and the Devil.

Although there was one thread where everyone was explaining why they chose their username, and MynameisKyle's answer straight killed it.
Laynes Pet Chickentender
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The hardest I've laughed is at Trillary Clinton based on the name alone. For situational posting because of their username, Bane and the Devil.

Although there was one thread where everyone was explaining why they chose their username, and MynameisKyle's answer straight killed it.


What was MynameisKyle's answer?
FishingAggie
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Ok
My favorite is "laynes pet chicken" perma banned for ridiculous posting and bumping needless threads

Have a nice day-staff
Laynes Pet Chickentender
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I'm sorry the Internet offends you this much. Get a dog.
Franklin Delano Bluth
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Who was the most hilarious troller that's no longer here anymore?


bebop
HarveyBirdman
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Laynes Pet Chickentender = trying WAY too hard. I agree with FishingAggie, you have been non-stop the last few days in an annoying way
HarveyBirdman
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No Bat Soup For You
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The devil makes me laugh more than anyone in the zoo. Always perfect timing and responses.
The Devil
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"The Devil". (Cue reaction from The Devil)


ZooGuy
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I must have the best user name, since it includes "zoo".

But, admittedly didn't pick this name for the forum, but rather former career.
chipotle
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Funny :
Sex Panther - impeccable gif timing

Trolling:
cuwhenitburns (back in the day when trolling meant something)
Eminemem
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McGibblets and Mr McGibblets are all of the above
FtBendTxAg
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*********this is the worst thread I've ever read

OP you should literally buy Texags just so you could ban yourself then delete your own account.
4
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Literally none of those handles are even remotely funny.

Hey, m'fer, it was funny when Chevy Chase said it.
4
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OrlandoAyalaCantRead and whatthecrunchyo have always cracked me up
bradleyk
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My God, everyone griping about someone posting, or making a topic. If you don't like the poster, or don't like the topic, you don't have to comment.... period. It's simple to pass up the topic and move on to the next one... it's also jist one click to get to the next page of topics. Always people griping about stupid stuff.
Definitely Not A Cop
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My God, everyone griping about someone posting, or making a topic. If you don't like the poster, or don't like the topic, you don't have to comment.... period. It's simple to pass up the topic and move on to the next one... it's also jist one click to get to the next page of topics. Always people griping about stupid stuff.


KW Driver
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I always thought that Rusty Shackleford was the perfect screen name. What ever happened to that guy.
Laynes Pet Chickentender
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I always thought that Rusty Shackleford was the perfect screen name. What ever happened to that guy.


Hangs out on the basketball boards every now and then
 
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