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Why Spav never takes his shirt off.
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quote:until Kyler takes off his shoes...quote:Same height.quote:
Kyler is Yoda
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Spav: Kyle, you've only begun to discover your power. Join me, and I will complete your training. With our combined strength, we can end this destructive offense and win the SEC.
Allen: I'll never join you!
Spav: Manziel never told you what will happen to our offense?
Allen: He told me enough! He told me you won't run it.
Spav: No, I coach the offense.
Allen: No... No... That's not true... that's impossible
Spav: Search your playbook, you know it to be true
Allen: (sees flash cards full of bubble screens and all shotgun formations)..... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NOOOOOOOOOO!
Spav: Kyle, we can fire Coach Sumlin. He has forseen this. It is your destiny. Join me, and together we can rule the screen game as Coach and QB.
Allen: (looks around for other schools)
Spav: Come with me. It is the only way...
Allen: (jumps away)
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Murray: You have allowed this OC to twist your mind, until now, until now you've become the very thing you swore to destroy.
Allen: Don't lecture me, Kyler! I see through the lies of the spread offense. I do not fear the bubble screen as you do. I have brought multiple timeouts on the same possession, pick-sixes, and working out of the shotgun on third and inches to my new offense.
Murray: Your new offense?
Allen: Don't make me kill you.
Murray: Kyle, my allegiance is to Coach Sumlin, to the 12th Man!
Allen: If you're not my back-up, then you're my enemy.
Murray: Only a sip deals in absolutes.
Murray: I will throw if I must.
Allen: You will try.
