Save your time and troubles and don't even tune into the game this weekend...especially if your SO is sitting by you during the faces in the crowd moments.
Arizona State has been altitude doping all summer at an elevation of 1,163.8 feet from Downtown Tempe, while we are only working out at 367 feet (twice as many yards as t.u. had vs Arky). This allows for the body to acclimate to the relative lack of oxygen in one or more ways such as increasing the mass of red blood cells and hemoglobin, or altering muscle metabolism. Proponents claim that when such athletes travel to competitions at lower altitudes they will still have a higher concentration of red blood cells for 1014 days, and this gives them a competitive advantage.
Since the game will be in climate controlled NRG Stadium, the humidity that has become our home field advantage will be useless. No only that, but their fans will distract our boys. And our fans. And the refs.
Allowing for Arizona State to cheat their way to victory. The game won't even be close as our defense gives up big runs on 1st down to set up the over the top attack SunDevils fans have prayed about since the days of Jake Plummer and Danny White.
Pat Tillman vs our Corps? Not even a fair fight.
They have Reggie Jackson, yes the baseball great, and we have Chuck Knoblauch. Damn.
All in all the game will be close at kickoff, but the Sun Devils will prevail...
ASU - 33
TAMU - 17
Arizona State has been altitude doping all summer at an elevation of 1,163.8 feet from Downtown Tempe, while we are only working out at 367 feet (twice as many yards as t.u. had vs Arky). This allows for the body to acclimate to the relative lack of oxygen in one or more ways such as increasing the mass of red blood cells and hemoglobin, or altering muscle metabolism. Proponents claim that when such athletes travel to competitions at lower altitudes they will still have a higher concentration of red blood cells for 1014 days, and this gives them a competitive advantage.
Since the game will be in climate controlled NRG Stadium, the humidity that has become our home field advantage will be useless. No only that, but their fans will distract our boys. And our fans. And the refs.
Allowing for Arizona State to cheat their way to victory. The game won't even be close as our defense gives up big runs on 1st down to set up the over the top attack SunDevils fans have prayed about since the days of Jake Plummer and Danny White.
Pat Tillman vs our Corps? Not even a fair fight.
They have Reggie Jackson, yes the baseball great, and we have Chuck Knoblauch. Damn.
All in all the game will be close at kickoff, but the Sun Devils will prevail...
ASU - 33
TAMU - 17
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