I will post the replies a little later when I have time

Can't wait for the write ins

Big fat yawn on that one

#1 Who is the best poster?

m.c. swag
Manziels Girlfriend
Aggie Rojo
GuitarSoup
Pumpkinhead
Ranger65
CuppyCup
Branding iron 13-0
Ranger65
bop
fighterbull
Miller58
Beveled Ag
Don't have a favorite
Mfbarnes
None of the above
Seabass
SpreadsheetAg
BigblackAg
BigblackAg
Don't have a favorite
none of the above
Sex panther
Sea Bass
Me
rgb05
none
Sex Panther
SP
bigblackag12
Titan
**** YOU
Sex Panther
Champ Bailey
Spicewood Ag
Mission Velveta
You all suck. Worst is beveledag though.
claydee2
Bonire
Dickeyes
Sex panther
Doesn't matter
coppellag
None
Face
Aggiehawg
wisdom
LincolnBorglum79
Lance Uppercut
Mfbarnes
Icecream14
Bbigblackag12
BBA
sweet kitten feet
mfbarnes
Sex panther
Your Mom
CGSC Lobotomy
Billy Luicci
Billy Vader2020
Raptor
Me
Bearkatag15
bdaltonAtM
Im not obsessed with online presence so none.
bigblackag12
BigBlackAg12
Beveledag
BeveledAg
You're joking right? Anyone other than those 4 assclowns listed abovegoodlord
The Devil
The Looch
Your mom
Cuppy
Your Mom
SpreadsheetAg
Ishunter
Me
None
Who the hell are these?!
Looch
Sex Panther
Codeno
Mcgibblets
Sex Panther
None
These four are not even top 25 wtf
Mike hunt
Beveledag
E none of the above that's a worst of list
thefeelofcotton383
Sex Panther
Vader/BeveledAg/Other socks
Me
SECond2noneAgs
BBA
BigBlackAg12
mcgibblets
Hyt
Rabbi Glickman
Ragnar Daneskold
Raptor
None, they're all annoying
Ragnar, monica
Sex Panther
Lucci of course
Bigblackag
Texagchris17
Not gabe
Twang
Ragnar Daneskjold
Farrah Fawcett
AMW2010
Raptor
No
Ragnar Dagneskold
None of the above
Bigblackag
Gabe bock

I can't believe we got 100% on the last 2 questions with all you weirdos chiming in!!

POST THE ONE ABOUT SEX

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You're joking right? Anyone other than those 4 assclowns listed abovegoodlord

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I can't believe we got 100% on the last 2 questions with all you weirdos chiming in!!

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Never mind, I didn't see that "other" was just the comments.

Fail

I can't wait to see the other write ins

A lot of love for the bash brothers, Sex Panther and BeveledAg

pure greatness

Show the write ins for the other questions.

#3 What is the best song to get a lapdance to?

***** control
***** better have my money/old school
***** control
You can keep your hat on
Purple rain because it is 10 minutes long
Friends in low places
***** control
Stranglehold
None
Any song over 10 minutes long
*****
Cat's in the cradle
Nm
Freebird
Ghetto beats
Margaritaville
Anything by Lincoln Park
Why don't we get drunk and screw? Jimmy Buffet
Jesus loves me
This is a question worthy of a poll?!
Cowtown
A lapdance is so much better when the stripper is crying
Sandstorm
Bohemian rhapsody
Any song
Wtf
November Rain
Uptown Funkx
Ice cream truck theme
Ievan polka by loituma
Darth Vader Theme
Porn star dancing
Anything other than drake
PYT-Michael Jackson

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A lot of love for the bash brothers, Sex Panther and BeveledAg

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#5 Why don't you have premium??

Had it, didn't get the value that I was expecting
Don't pay money for anything like that
Looch should easily make enough money in advertising to run his business
Only for fall camp through recruiting season
Just keeping it real (and free)
I got my fix with the 2 weeks for $0.02
Too lazy to sign up
Don't care to get it
Why pay for something you can get for free?
Don't need it
Current student
Not necessary-everything gets posted on the zoo 10 seconds later (or sooner)
Outstanding question.
No le hace.
Yo mama.
I don't need it.
Not going to pay to read idiotic threads
I already spend too much time on TexAGs.
What the **** for?
Not worth paying for something when twitter breaks the news first anyway.
I'm not a frat rat type person, I', an Ag of old and don't believe in division of the men. That's right, men, women have there place!
Terrible moderation of the Zoo and General Boards
Who needs it?
Not on enough
Premium is like a boat. Why have your own when you can just use your friends?
Not a ***got sellout
Um, hello twitter
Had it, not enough difference.
Not worth it.
I'm a lolpoor
Lame content
Mods called me racist!
Unless a scholarship is created from the money gained, then I'll never contribute.
Premium is for gheys

#6 What is the biggest thing Mack could tackle to the ground??

Manti Tao
Baylors tarp
My Ropey Loads
Not your ego alter all these surveys
His bank account
The originator of this silly survey
STXs Fat Ass
Kasey Kelsos man boobs
Obamabenghazi's ego and warehouse of his lies
Jake's mom
List eater
Baylor's tarp
All the sorostitutes attending A&M
Gravity
Texa$
African Elephant

#8 Perfect boob size?

Any boob is a good boob
Whatever is available
Yes
ANY
Ones with nipples
My wife's I'll take numbers of size
Whatever OP's mom has
Ass>errthang shawty
Kate uptons

#9 Favorite offseason pasttime?

Aggie Baseball
Work?
With a hotties thread
DVDA your mom
Fantasy Baseball
Shooting
Cabo
Riding my bike, then fap
Crying while waiting for football to return
Fantasy Sports
Life
Piss of mods
Jacking off
Fap and get drunk

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#9 Favorite offseason pasttime?


Riding my bike, then fap
Jacking off
Fap and get drunk

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I see hoss nasty took the survey.

#10 Who would you wanna party with??

Spencer nealy
JFF pre-rehab
These questions are gay
All of the above, plus Charlie Sheen and some Victoria's Secret models
Jenkins mom
Not looch
William Corder
Hotties
Sweet kitten feet
Strong
Please *****, bunch of high dollar call girls
Dan bilizerian
All of the above
Secret Service
All of the above
Personal Best
Humphrey bogart
Gronk
Huh
Kasey Kelso
Hunter S Thompson

#11 Why does Staph hate the zoo?

All of the above
The zoo are generally idiots
Because there are some serious asshats that post some stupid **** on adaily basis
You're a ***got
**** POORS
They touch themselves at night
Do you really need to ask?
They are tired of dealing with broke ass nobodies
Because they saw my momma naked
Want people to pay monkey
They are player haters
BLUE STAR EVERYTHING! KEEP THE REVOLUTION ALIVE!!
Upsets their relationship to A&M admins
THEY HATE US CUZ THEY AINT US
Essentiall AD office annex
Because Bateman won't give the matre d'head
My big dick

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Ass>errthang shawty

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Well we know BBA took the survey

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My thought exactly!

Well I was kinda drunk sat nite, and let's just say I recognize some responses.

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Because Bateman won't give the matre d'head

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#12 weirdest thing did with a girl?

50 yard line of Kyle and the top of the MSC on the same night. Circa1987
Cruising the street with chick on my lap
It involves texags, alcohol, and little people
I totally got naked with this chick once. For real. That happened.
Chick from Cleveland wanted me to piss in her ass, so I was like "****it, lets do this!!"
Do you really want to know what I did with your mom and sister?
Created offspring
Butt stuf
Butt stuff
**** POORS
Spit in her butthole
Forced her to watch 146 hours straight of Rocko's modern life while shehas her tits in an automatic cow miller while I masterbate furiously and angrily
until I passed out from exhaustion and had her carry me to the ER on foot.
Threesome on a trampoline
I unintentionally made semen come out of a girl's nose once
Two chicks at the same time
Banged STX's wife, while he watched
Peed in her butt
Double anal
Tongue punch her fart box
Hungarian Poptart
Poopslap?
Cleveland steamer
I once dusted off some Italian snatch with my chin whiskers at theVatican
Busted the seat back on my '64 Nova doing the dirty
Have gargle jizz and then freeze it like ice cubes
Nothing. I'm lame.
Sumthin sumthin frozen banana
Totally licked the butthole
Tossed a *****es saladand I liked it
BJ while watching Ags
Well, it was your mom, so ask her
PIIHB
You don't wanna know
Banged her and her mom same night
Asked about her feelings
Put it in her buttp
Ate a girl out while she was on her period (didn't know at the time)
Ate a whole wheel of cheese and pooped in the refrigerator
I left sharked a chick once
So I was doing this chick, and right in the middle all of the suddenshe pulls of her fake glass eye and asks me to do her eye socket. Wood.
Felch
Had her pluck dingleberries from my ace hole while watching the Agsbeat Auburn
Monely shot that she eventually consumed completely.
Shared TexAgs stories
Got pepper spray in her vag
Next
Lick *******
Had her lick my *******
Ate her boogers
Pee games
Get smashed on coke, suboxone, MDMA, weed and drive to the nearestcrystal burger at 3am
Alabama hotpocket
Four pointer
I like to dissect girls. Did you know I'm utterly insane?
69 on campus
Done the deed in the back of a tamu bus coming back from chilifest

In before the delete.

There are some seriously ****ed up people in the Zoo.

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I like to dissect girls. Did you know I'm utterly insane?

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TexAgs: where everyone has run a sub 4.8 40 and performed the lewdest carnal acts known to man

Question 13- You have 100 characters to say whatever you want

Pittsburg state uses 300 chinchillas a year totest the effects of factory noise on hearing. At the end of the year, all 300 chinchillas are killed
ban any and all in the zoo that acts likeidiots, it can get un-readable a lot of the time
God bless America
Premium can kiss my redass
So much pressure. 100 characters isn't reallyall that many either. It really needs to be witty and CRAP, I'm out of room!
#Who'sNext RIP Barnes
Na'im good
Offseason Sucks
This is the worst survey ever. You should feelbad. Your need for Internet approval is pathetic.
I believe in a thing called love. just listento the rhythm of my heart.
I guess my thoughts on abortion are... you knowlets just all have a good time
10 bands, 50 bands, 100 bands, **** it man,let's just not even discuss it man.
I have tiny pink nipples
I wish they would shadowban beveledag andheismanziel.
titty sprinkles
I think I had Looch's sloppy seconds last night
Clucky will be in the Louvre one day. IfMFBarnes doesn't pass it off as his own first.
How can I tell when I reach the total of ahundred characters? Will it just stop accepting characters or is there in factno control. Either way it would be disappointing probably. Ok, I wanna say...sorry I forgot.
Happiness comes from withing, that's why itfeels so good to fart.
The ban hammer is coming.
Lolpoors
I got banned for a pron blast in January...lurking just isn't the same smh
the most obnoxious posters are paid by staph
Vader 4 President
Austin= bunch of lame ass no driving midgetdumb **** hipster slack jawed skinny jean wearing neckbeard....awww Austin is so cool dude.. viagra snorting sphicter bleaching...Hey I'm in band... ******bags
I love TexAgs. If it weren't for TexAga I wouldnot be doing TexAgs today. I loved my TexAgs
I wish this website was 18+ so we could allpost premium fap material
Did you ask your mom?
Anything you want
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This poll is so damned stupid it's not worthfinishing!
I banged vader's mom
I'm glad Speedy Noil saved the world.
**** *****es, get money.
*****es ain't **** but hoes and tricks
there once was a mam from Nantucket...
Hi mom
**** her right in the *****!
I run this ****
Wow
**** tha police
Child plz
Kegtossin kegs oer da fence at da race trackshhhhhhh
Can the season start already?
I DO WHAT I WANT
My name is Dave South and I am Rojo.

What's up man
Gave is annoying and needs to go away Tired ofhearing about your damn kid.
Milk milk lemonade, around the corner fudge ismade
Your father was a hampster, and your mothersmelled of elderberries.
TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORSIA NOW, YOU****ING STUPID *******! YOU, ****ING *******!
Bans are temporary, socks last forever
I want to have STX ags baby
staph only hates female pron blasts. not sayingthey're homo...
I ****ing hate all of you