He doesn't always contradict himself, but when he does, he doesn't
The most interesting recruit in the world (daylon mack)
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Last: 10 yr ago by Sleeping Giant
Dafuq?
I laughed. I admit it.
His tweets have been said to cause euphoria and panic.
His swim move intimidates Great Whites.
He doesn't always stick with a school but when he does it will be on a paper on Wednesday.....maybe
There is no pattern of predictability, but, I must say, he does what he says he will. So there.
He sometimes allows himself to be blocked, out of pity for the offensive lineman.
His path to the quarterback is always unabated...
He makes people ecstatic with pain except when it's pleasure that no one likes but they love him.
He prefer's the nickname "Peterbilt"
When opposing players see him coming, they tackle themselves, purely out of respect.
Bulls do a Daylon Mack Rush.
He never commits to a school, always
He commits and then decommits to a school faster than you can press F5
in the future, the record books will include the defensive stat "Macks"
Underrated post!
Daylon Mack doesn't always go to Mordor, but when he does he simply walks in.
He once committed and decomitted to 3 schools at the same time.
He once tackled 3 players in the backfield in the SEC championship ... On 1 play.
He doesn't always drink Kool-Aid, but when he does he prefers Maroon!
He was once confused with Jack the Ripper, because no one knew who he was going to next.
I hear he cuts his toe nails with a chainsaw
Word on the street is that people actually prefer that Daylon Mack call them Shirley.
It has been said that opposing quarterbacks see Mack in 4D
When Mack does pushups, he pushes the world down.
Also, I wonder if recruits ever get a kick out of threads like these.
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Also, I wonder if recruits ever get a kick out of threads like these.
These threads don't kick Mack, Mack kicks them.
In Mack's house, zone end you!
His jeasn starch themselves...
No means no, yes means no, and maybe means yes, but only on Official Visits.
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He doesn't always drink Kool-Aid, but when he does he prefers Maroon!
Referees throw a flag when he doesn't get a sack because they know the opponents were cheating.
He doesn't bring 40,000 students to their feet, they are already standing in anticipation of his greatness.
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