I have it on good authority that he would be considered for reinstatement if he would not be so stubborn with the Mods. He is quite literally one email away from getting back in the good graces and just wont send it. He still lurks around here on a daily basis, so if you want NoOlives to come back show your support here.

In the meantime I will share inside info about him here until he sends the email.

Stay tuned...

*Yawn*

That dude was a huge noob/goob.

Along with all the other socks

Cecil- you gotta back side like a Lamborghini!

I have already received nervous texts from him.

''you better not ruin my image on there!!''

''I will be monitoring the thread and if it gets enough replies I'll send the email, but dont ruin me''

btw, this 2%er got the name NoOlives because he left a football game senior year because he said ''if i see one more Schlotzky's ad on the ribbon board I swear i am leaving and going to get a an original with no olives''. Two minutes later an ad pops up and he walks out in the third quarter. he was wearing a blue polo shirt in the student section because ''you gotta look good''.

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btw, this 2%er got the name NoOlives because he left a football game senior year because he said ''if i see one more Schlotzky's ad on the ribbon board I swear i am leaving and going to get a an original with no olives''. Two minutes later an ad pops up and he walks out in the third quarter. he was wearing a blue polo shirt in the student section because ''you gotta look good''.

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Lol

Seriously tho...

I want a Deluxe Original no olives now...

Text to NoOlivves: ''Cecil B. Demille is f'ing you over on texags''

NoOlives reply: ''No S, its pissing me off!''

Well NoOlives, you know what you have to do. Just send the email and make it happen...

I've got all day...

I too know NoOlives. I have on good authority he owns a thong designed to replicate an alligators mouth, the tongue designed to accommodate little NoOlives. It plays music. I wish this were a joke.

If he wants to come back he really should email the mods sooner rather than later.

I was perma'd for absolutely nothing, and didn't email the staff for like six months, by then they forgot exactly what had happened and how little it truly was so no unban.

Post pics of his gf to prove you know him

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Post pics of his gf to prove you know him

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Well I for one believe in forgive and forget.

I'll leave the Mrs. NoOlives picture posting to him for when/if he comes back.

I definitely know him and her though. The longer he waits to send the email the better the stories will get...

He should stay out. He went out on-top. No sense in making a return unless it's just for 1 post.
1 post to have the greatest sendoff ever.
And NoOlives, if you're reading this, which I suspect you are. You know what you need to do.

Come back noolives.

He is employing the George Costanza model of going out on top, but he loves the limelight too much to just sit back and let that be it.

I suspect that he'll cave sooner than later. At which point he will try to ruin me...

He'll cave. He probably already has the email typed up and is just waiting to click send.

I might just use this thread as a way to rid myself of the Rook tag. Like a sacrifice. NoOlives had to die for fatrandy to be born. He'd want it that way.

In high school NoOlives was caught checking himself out in the refelction of a filing cabinet and the teacher stopped class and called him out: ''NoOlives, are you checking yourself out in the filing cabinet?''. At which point a buddy of ours from the back of the room yelled out ''NoOlives, you look like an owl''. Really upset him and his Abercrombie and Fitch looks

This has potential.

Juan Vasquez Ramirez de la Rocha

NoOlives also wore a UT jumpsuit in high school.

Ran into NoOlives the other day at Praseks in Hillje. Said he was traveling to see his grandma. Hair looked good. Too good...

I'm very confused right now.

Was Mrs. NoOlives with him, and if so how was dat azz lookin? Unless she was wearing those clown pant jeans she wore when I first met her, I'd imagine you wanted to slap on some of grandma's homemade jam and take a bite out of it

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Was Mrs. NoOlives with him, and if so how was dat azz lookin? Unless she was wearing those clown pant jeans she wore when I first met her, I'd imagine you wanted to slap on some of grandma's homemade jam and take a bite out of it

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Stasco,

We know for a fact that NoOlives is reading this thread and we are trying to get him to do what he needs to do and send an email to the correct people to get back into their good graces. Once this happens you may see NoOlives back around these parts very soon...and once he is back we'll see if he's still taking part in amateur photography

And yes, he used to wear a tu jumpsuit in high school. Fact. He only started caring about A&M because of JFF and now that hes gone he spent the entire bowl game at my house sitting on his phone photoshopping pictures to prove the similar look of Dana Holgorsen and Bill Murray's character Ernie McCracken from Kingpin

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Was Mrs. NoOlives with him, and if so how was dat azz lookin? Unless she was wearing those clown pant jeans she wore when I first met her, I'd imagine you wanted to slap on some of grandma's homemade jam and take a bite out of it

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Didn't see Mrs. NoOlives. I did see that he was with his balloon headed rocket armed best friend though.

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In high school NoOlives got in a fight outside of YoungLife over a girl. Lets just say that he didnt win....so much so in fact that he didnt show his (severely bruised) face at school for a week. I like to think that when he got home his dad slapped a steak on his eye like the step dad (Denis Leary) on The Sandlot did to Scottty Smalls