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I have licked this ring............this same night was also the second time I had ever been in handcuffs.........
It's a great story, you should meet me sometime........
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I have licked this ring............this same night was also the second time I had ever been in handcuffs.........
It's a great story, you should meet me sometime........
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I confess I have never eaten a burger at Whataburger and I love to fish but I will not eat seafood.
quote:This was before I met you, sweetheart. You're the only girl for me now.quote:I thought we were getting married? ?? Lol
I confess I banged JG's wife..... and his dog watched
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I confess I have never eaten a burger at Whataburger and I love to fish but I will not eat seafood.
What is life?
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I confess I banged JG's wife..... and his dog watched
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I thought you were still talmbout dogs there for a second justin
quote:She's just trying to make you feel better. Did she teach you that thing with the golf ball and string?quote:
I confess I banged JG's wife..... and his dog watched
I confess that my wife and dog both said shano has a tiny peen, and i subsequently sent my wife off for std screening.
Oh and da rib apologized profusely for making that horrible mistake, and admitted that my dong is supreme ruler of the dong world.
quote:quote:She's just trying to make you feel better. Did she teach you that thing with the golf ball and string?quote:
I confess I banged JG's wife..... and his dog watched
I confess that my wife and dog both said shano has a tiny peen, and i subsequently sent my wife off for std screening.
Oh and da rib apologized profusely for making that horrible mistake, and admitted that my dong is supreme ruler of the dong world.
quote:That fit in you Shano??
She's just trying to make you feel better. Did she teach you that thing with the golf ball and string?
quote:quote:quote:She's just trying to make you feel better. Did she teach you that thing with the golf ball and string?quote:
I confess I banged JG's wife..... and his dog watched
I confess that my wife and dog both said shano has a tiny peen, and i subsequently sent my wife off for std screening.
Oh and da rib apologized profusely for making that horrible mistake, and admitted that my dong is supreme ruler of the dong world.
Ok i have to know...wtf is the golf ball string thing?
quote:quote:quote:quote:She's just trying to make you feel better. Did she teach you that thing with the golf ball and string?quote:
I confess I banged JG's wife..... and his dog watched
I confess that my wife and dog both said shano has a tiny peen, and i subsequently sent my wife off for std screening.
Oh and da rib apologized profusely for making that horrible mistake, and admitted that my dong is supreme ruler of the dong world.
Ok i have to know...wtf is the golf ball string thing?
If you don't know, you can't afford it
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Inb4pb
quote:quote:quote:quote:quote:She's just trying to make you feel better. Did she teach you that thing with the golf ball and string?quote:
I confess I banged JG's wife..... and his dog watched
I confess that my wife and dog both said shano has a tiny peen, and i subsequently sent my wife off for std screening.
Oh and da rib apologized profusely for making that horrible mistake, and admitted that my dong is supreme ruler of the dong world.
Ok i have to know...wtf is the golf ball string thing?
If you don't know, you can't afford it
Oh i can afford...however da rib isnt in to butt stuff. I dont blame her...im rather large.
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Inb4pb
You get balls deep before personal best? Impressive.
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Inb4pb
You get balls deep before personal best? Impressive.
If you're as big as you claim no chance of balls deep.
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Everyone on texags is huge
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Red snapper is tha shiznit.
Cobia is damn good too.
quote:i am **** you drunker!!
Yall are gay. Get drunk ****ers.