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Ewwww I wonder what it is ^^^^

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Laugh/Cry

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I am the reincarnation of the King of the Potbangers.

And my wife is hot.

Spiral out.

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we have rules

Not going there again.

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I'm not a man and not interested in getting laid.

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Oh...

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Seriously though, as much fun as this is poking fun at myself, total derailing.

I'm well-versed in the art of the player, honestly, I just don't have any interest in it right now (or the money or time for it). I've only met one girl I liked enough to ask out, and she already had a man so I let it go. Haven't met a girl since that I liked enough to want to ask out, and as I get older, I find it matters less and less to me, anyways.

It doesn't help that I'm most attracted to black girls (I don't know exactly why, either) and I don't know many black folks.

Also, condoms don't prevent STDs, only pregnancies, and they're not entirely foolproof at that, either.

I also confess to being a Brony. Somewhat.

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Look let 12thga and me take you to Laredo Nuevo bro. You'll get drunk, laid, kidnapped and tortured, all for the first time, in a 24 hr time period.

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Oh this sounds fun. We'll keep the trannies away

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They hang out on the very last street. And if you go in and buy a drink, then see the girls and try to leave, you still have to pay just to get out. Well, either that or have the **** beat out of you.

GREAT RULES OF TEXAGS

RULE #1: THOU SHALT NOT MENTION A FEMALE OF LEGAL AGE WITHOUT REVEALING A PHOTOGRAPH TO PLEASE THE LURKERS.

RULE#2: DON'T FEED THE LURKERS AFTER MIDNIGHT

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Also, condoms don't prevent STDs, only pregnancies, and they're not entirely foolproof at that, either.

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You ****ing with me bro?

I've been to Neuvo Laredo a couple times. I remember a lot of crummy streets, cheap souvenirs, and spicy chicken that was surprisingly good.

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It doesn't help that I'm most attracted to black girls (I don't know exactly why, either) and I don't know many black folks.

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BBA hook a brotha up

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RULE#2: DON'T FEED THE LURKERS AFTER MIDNIGHT

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Rule 2 should be "at any time of the day".

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GREAT RULES OF TEXAGS

RULE #1: THOU SHALT NOT MENTION A FEMALE OF LEGAL AGE WITHOUT REVEALING A PHOTOGRAPH TO PLEASE THE LURKERS.

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That is indeed revealing.

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GREAT RULES OF TEXAGS

RULE #1: THOU SHALT NOT MENTION A FEMALE OF LEGAL AGE WITHOUT REVEALING A PHOTOGRAPH TO PLEASE THE LURKERS.

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EDIT for you cherry but still saved it

Boobs make everything better.

Not even close. But thanks

Screen captured.

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Not even close. But thanks

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You're still the bees knees

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You're still the bees knees

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Ermahgerd Cherry, this is a good thread but apparently not great

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Edits.

Is that really your cleavage?

And I sent you an email.

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Ermahgerd Cherry, this is a good thread but apparently not great

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Edits.

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haha you caught it

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Is that really your cleavage?

And I sent you an email.

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I bet you did.

Stocking: A Texags Pasttime.

Hey cherry those your bewbs?

Btw I sent you a plane ticket, roses and a key to my house. Just for funsies.

Replied and edit your **** ****ers

You forgot the ring.

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Replied and edit your s*** f***ers

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I can't. I flushed it.

EDIT: Good grief, is this #1469 already on this account? No wonder I haven't gotten enough writing done lately.

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Hey cherry those your bewbs?

Btw I sent you a plane ticket, roses and a key to my house. Just for funsies.

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I'll be there in the morning. I get to snuggle with your and crandalls wife. Just for funsies

One time I owned a pig farm starved them for a few days then killed a random person and chopped them up and fed them to the pigs. Just to see if it's true. I sold the farm after that.

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Hey cherry those your bewbs?

Btw I sent you a plane ticket, roses and a key to my house. Just for funsies.

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I'll be there in the morning. I get to snuggle with your and crandalls wife. Just for funsies

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We don't share one although the idea has been tossed around

Can I snuggle with bith?

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Can I snuggle with 12thGauge?

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Idk....