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GarryowenAg
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In reply to agsquirrel97 • 5:17p, 9/19/14
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I gave bee*** a POTD vote for the tilde comment.

I paid $1500 for two tix to 2013 Bama.

I backed out of buying my wife tix to 2014 Mich @ ND game that I owed her for said bama/A&M tix because "them Yankees want too damn much $".

I lied and told everyone at my Georgia office that I wished they would have beat SCe.

I sometimes save farts until meeting time.

I TexAgs on the ****ter and tell my wife I am looking a porn so she doesn't judge me.

This is cathartic.
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5:39p, 9/19/14
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I am a lesbian trapped in a man's body, but I oppose same sex relationships so I decided against getting my wanker whacked and replaced with a hole.
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In reply to CajunAg97 • 5:40p, 9/19/14
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I never wear my aggie ring
ags who have rings and don't wear them piss me off to no end
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GarryowenAg
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5:43p, 9/19/14
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I occasionally dip even though I told the rib I quit years ago.

I pretend that I support my baylol friends.

Sometimes I Texags at work.
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In reply to JonLobb • 5:43p, 9/19/14
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I never wear my aggie ring
ags who have rings and don't wear them piss me off to no end


Why do you hate fat people that weren't fat before?
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5:49p, 9/19/14
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Sometimes, when I'm bored, I cover myself in candle wax and pretend I'm a crayon
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Meximan
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In reply to Chickenhawk • 6:03p, 9/19/14
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I went to a Star Trek convention once when I was a freshman in college. Surprisingly, there weren't very many chicks there.


So you stayed a virgin throughout college?

Spreadsheet updated.
On this topic, I also confess: I'm a thirty-year-old virgin.
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In reply to shano0603 • 6:04p, 9/19/14
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Sometimes, when I'm bored, I cover myself in candle wax and pretend I'm a crayon


Use a white sheet for "rubbings"?
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STX Ag
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6:04p, 9/19/14
AG
^ for real?
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6:07p, 9/19/14
AG
who is Cherry Waves, and why does she think she can speak to me?
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STX Ag
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In reply to STX Ag • 6:08p, 9/19/14
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^ for real?


Meant for KL.
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In reply to shano0603 • 6:09p, 9/19/14
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who is Cherry Waves, and why does she think she can speak to me?


Fine shano. I'll go.
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Sharpshooter
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6:14p, 9/19/14
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My user name is a reference to a grapevine damaging bug not my shooting prowess (which is not bad).
Unlike others, I always sit to pee (at home only) because I sometimes have to clean the toilet.
I drink Australian beer (excuse me while I take a sip).
I have no socks and have never been banned. I feel life has passed me by.
Smoked a joint in the rafters of a Rudder Auditorium in the late 70's.
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bwmammoth
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6:15p, 9/19/14
AG
Did it on Kyle and Olsen in college.
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6:18p, 9/19/14
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Oh boy
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12thGauge
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In reply to bwmammoth • 6:23p, 9/19/14
No Reed, trio not completed
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GarryowenAg
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6:23p, 9/19/14
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I've never done drugs
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shano0603
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In reply to GinaLinetti • 6:24p, 9/19/14
AG
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who is Cherry Waves, and why does she think she can speak to me?


Fine shano. I'll go.
bye felicia
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Meximan
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In reply to STX Ag • 6:30p, 9/19/14
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^ for real?


Meant for KL.
Quite for real.

And it's worse still: I never even been on a date.

Also, I confess to not always speaking proper, Texags-approved English. I wonder if some'y'all's real Texans.
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In reply to Meximan • 6:33p, 9/19/14
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^ for real?


Meant for KL.
Quite for real.

And it's worse still: I never even been on a date.

Also, I confess to not always speaking proper, Texags-approved English. I wonder if some'y'all's real Texans.

How old are you??
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Meximan
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6:35p, 9/19/14
30.
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6:36p, 9/19/14
12thGauge
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6:37p, 9/19/14
I hear Farmers Only can help with that Meximan
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6:37p, 9/19/14
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STX Ag
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In reply to 12thGauge • 6:39p, 9/19/14
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I hear prostitutes can help with that Meximan


FIFY
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Meximan
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6:41p, 9/19/14
I'm not a farmer and not interested in contracting STDs.
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In reply to Meximan • 6:43p, 9/19/14
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I'm not a man and not interested in getting laid.
Oh...
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Meximan
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6:44p, 9/19/14
It's times like these I wish I had laugh/cry.
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STX Ag
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In reply to Meximan • 6:44p, 9/19/14
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I'm not a farmer and not interested in contracting STDs.


Just use a rubber bro.
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12thGauge
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In reply to Meximan • 6:47p, 9/19/14
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I'm not a farmer and not interested in contracting STDs.
Heyyyy Magic Johnson has an STD... Im sure Johnny has seen a few. Cool people get them
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12thGauge
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6:49p, 9/19/14
Try this buddy. Always Works!
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STX Ag
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6:51p, 9/19/14
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Look let 12thga and me take you to Laredo Nuevo bro. You'll get drunk, laid, kidnapped and tortured, all for the first time, in a 24 hr time period.
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Crandall
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6:52p, 9/19/14
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I am the reincarnation of the King of the Potbangers.

And my wife is hot.

Spiral out.
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STX Ag
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6:54p, 9/19/14
AG
Ewwww I wonder who it is ^^^^
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12thGauge
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In reply to STX Ag • 6:55p, 9/19/14
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Look let 12thga and me take you to Laredo Nuevo bro. You'll get drunk, laid, kidnapped and tortured, all for the first time, in a 24 hr time period.
Oh this sounds fun. We'll keep the trannies away
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