No way someone thought that this was a good idea

Who knew there were this many crab jokes?

Best Idea ever, FSU.

This thing is taking over the interwebs. Hard to keep up.

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@FSU_Football What would you do for a Klondike bar? Does it involve an AK-47? #AskJameis

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When you were being tried for assault, did you request a Publix Defender? Because they don't let anything get by them. #AskJameis

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@SIWprufrock: Does this remind you of when police questioned you about the rape accusation? Oh, wait... #AskJameis

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@TheAuburnLogo 19m
#AskJameis on a scale of 1 to I would steal them from Publix. How much do you enjoy crab legs?

I would fire the person that came up with this idea immediately.

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I would fire the person that came up with this idea immediately.

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Don't worry. Neither Jameis nor any of his friends can read. He'll never know.

@stefsaysgovols: oh cool #askjameis is trending. that can't possibly go wr...oh holy god.

Why did you steal crab legs when most FSU girls would have given you those for free?

More more more

@chaseditz: #AskJameis are you excited for your new role on Deadliest Catch? http://t.co/yFM4X9rDBi

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@repmo78: #AskJameis Should Clemson hire Publix as their new defensive coordinator?

@jasonfuqua11: So 3 years after you "graduate" & the NFL has spit you back out, would you consider doing an episode of COPS or Deadliest Catch? #AskJameis

@isaac_ruiz10: "@Holly_wood_69: #AskJameis you have the choice of crab legs and a non-consenting woman.. Which legs do you try to open first?" Ooooooooooo!

@Nfltipster: #AskJameis unbeaten last season on the football field as well as versus the US legal system. Who do you lose to first in the coming year?

@SALMO3T: Is it too late to #AskJameis about where I can get a LiveScrong bracelet?

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@Boltneck55: First time in history that an AD had to be pulled out of church so he could call the President to tell him what the PR dept did.
#AskJameis

@wrightstuff37: #AskJameis many accuse the U.S of relying to heavily on soft-power while dealing with Putin. Should the U.S adopt the use of Scrong-power?

Zatoichi @Jamaicanhitman
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Which group protects you better, FSU offensive line or the Tallahassee PD? #AskJameis

11:44 AM - 10 Aug 2014

I'm crying here

This is not surprising. It's not like FSU is known for academic excellence.

L-O-L

This thread is full of win!

DaboSwinneyProblems @DaboSwinneyProb
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#AskJameis would you agree that Publix has a better defense than Clemson?

@Aranastotle: How scrong you gotta be to stiff arm a store employee & carry crab? Have you ever thrown an INT due to garlic butter on ball? #AskJameis

#askJameis : Do you agree with the following statement regarding the role of government in supporting innovation in the field of biotechnology?

Recent research has shown the empirical evidence
for globalization of corporate innovation is very limited. And as a corollary, the market for technologies is shrinking. As a world leader, it is important for America to provide systematic research grants for our scientists.

I believe there will always be a need for us
to have a well-articulated innovation policy
with emphasis on human resource development.

<see 'Old School'>

Omg...

Which sentence do you think you'll complete first, one in English, or one for a crime you've committed? #AskJameis

Are you guilty of crabnapping or did the crab just hold on to you real scrongly? #askJameis

@molivier_92: If Jameis Winston could read he'd probably be pretty upset with all these #AskJameis tweets

Can Real Alabama Boys Leave Even Good Stuff behind?













(JW was born in Alabama)

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Omg...

Which sentence do you think you'll complete first, one in English, or one for a crime you've committed? #AskJameis

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OMG. LOL

HOLY CRAP!

Haha wait has he answered any?

How many of these names change this coming week? So much fail...

Everyone in digital media is gone