Here's to you long snapper

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I want a *********liter of soda!

Litre'o cola

In 1974 the great Charlie Rich won country musician of the year award, in 1975 he had to pass that award on and do you know to who? Mr. Sunshine on my *********shoulders, John Denver, yeah can you believe it replaced by John ****ing Denver. I'll be damned if Mr. Rich didn't take out his lighter and light that award on fire in front of everybody right there ... you get it?

Oh look...a bar of soap.

Oooohhhh sh*t, I got you good you f*cker!

Want me to dimpa size your burger for 25 cents?

Want me to puncha size your face for free?

It's powdered sugar.

The lice hate the sugar.

It's delicious.

Real black eye for quotable movies

Oh biker, I am an idiot

You guys talkin about shenanigans?!!!?

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Listen here meow

You think Eddie Money has to deal with this ****?

License and registration, Chicken F*cker!

Bear ****er! Do you need assistance?!

Still got that Halloween costume?

Oh yeah! You don't get rid of something like that.

You boys like mexico!?!? Whoooooo

Stinks like sex in here

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I invented this gag, Rabbit! Only in my day, the rookie got naked! [Fires the pistol he is holding at a State Police cruiser, shattering a window] And we also used blanks... You're a sick mother****er, Mac.

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Farva's number one!!! Farva's number one!!!

The snozberries taste like snozberries

"why dont you hop up on uncle rabbit's lap?"
"uhh thats not such a good idea thorney!"

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Who wants a mustache ride?

Looks more like Jason Priestley with a stash

...so that was the second time I got crabs

Are you gonna set my country music award on fire?

Looks who's talking 'Denim Dan'! You look like the President and CEO of Levi-Strauss!

Don't spit in that cop's burger.

Sorry about that, Bruce. These boys get that syrup in 'em, they get all antsy in their pantsy.

One time in college me and my buddy watched Super Troopers for like the 15th time, and played the built in drinking game that came with the Blu Ray.

When it was over, we started debating the syrup chug and if it was possible. I said it wasn't, my friend said it was... and that he would prove it.

Well he did it, and needless to say I was very impressed.


Then he threw up off my balcony on the third floor. That was a great Tuesday.







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