Since I can't make it, who is going to be in charge of the

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Dr K

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With an Ag tag?

Lots of officiants, but I didn't see any coordinators. I'd love to volunteer my services and have provided some examples from recent ceremonies. I do specialize in traditional wiccan/occult weddings...

The joining of the chicken blood. Adorable!



And the feeding of the goat heart. How sweet!

What about the taking off of the garter.

^snitch

I can confirm that they are indeed registered at Aggieland Outfitters. I'll see if I can get a copy of the registry. I know you'll all want to send them something real nice.

Didn't realize Sex was short for Sexual, thought it was Sexter.

I hope you don't mind, but I went off registry and got you something I think you both will really like.

It's Sex Panther by Odeon - A&M Edition

Wow! How many stadiums is that illegal to have on? Is it made from real Reveille's?

Zoo trash

ICA, shut the **** up you stupid *** got.

I approve of his taste in good music. SP, who's going to be spinning?

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ICA, shut the **** up you stupid *** got.

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You forgot the racist part.

Kayce is just going to love that. And I think that actually is sold at Buc-ees.

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I approve of his taste in good music. SP, who's going to be spinning?

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DJTexAg... If AllStar knows where he's at.

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ICA, shut the **** up you stupid *** got.

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No... and you don't even know how to spell.

Some information on seating:

So as with tradition, the Zoo will sit on the right representing the groom. The bride's side will be primarily premium guests... So when entering make sure to not look anyone who has stars in the eyes, and only speak to them if spoken to first.

Also, they will hear our vows first as they happen live. You guys will have to wait an hour and read about them on Twitter.

Please don't make a scene. I'm doing my best to win Gabe over, and it's not going well so far. He always expected her to end up with a Varsity level subscriber.

I'm sure you guys already have something picked out for a first dance song, but might I suggest "Started From the Bottom" by Drake?

Tell her to tell put in a good word for me with the bridesmaids

is Lauren going to be there?

I am just upset that my fiance didn't even have the courtesy to tell me that he accepted my proposal before releasing it to the public!

Come on SP, I thought we were closer than that...

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I am just upset that my fiance didn't even have the courtesy to tell me that he accepted my proposal before releasing it to the public!

Come on SP, I thought we were closer than that...

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and so it begins

Lovers quarrel

Are you sure you dont want to marry sex panther's best friend instead?



Yeah, I will make Love Actually references on the reg

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Rag trying out the old GGtGtG method


/going gay to get the girl

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Rag trying out the old GGtGtG method


/going gay to get the girl

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Works.

Don't take that bull**** from a woman Sex Panther!

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I am just upset that my fiance didn't even have the courtesy to tell me

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Henpecked and not even married. T&P

I know a good divorce lawyer...

I know a great hire4kill guy

Put me down too.

I hope this will be a traditional wedding...

Lol what happened to the Bach party thread???