Lauren-girl, my heart's in a whirl tonight.
I need you bad, oh Lauren...
I need you so, oh Lauren-girl.
Before we met, nothin' in my life was right,
but all that changed with Lauren.
You've blown me away, oh Lauren.
Remember when we met between Math and Spanish:
You... were a woman...
and what was I? Let me tell you what i was, i was manish!
You were never lookin' finer
than the night we went to Becky's diner.
We had onion rings i could fry
with love on the side.
I knew my single days were over,
drivin' in your Chevy Nova.
Lauren if you ever say goodbye,
i'd just lay down and die...