WTF? This is the gayest exchange I have ever seen. I don't reply much, obviously, but I am just disappointed in myself for watching this train wreck until the end. Exchange addresses, meet up and beat the **** out of each other and when you are done butt******* one another sit down and think about how your parents screwed up with you and what you can do to reverse the cycle and spare your innocent children the grief of being complete idiots. Just a thought.

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This was entertaining

Trying too hard these days bud.

Talking heads, empty words, saying ****.
They don't know JFF, but they'll never quit!
McDonald's, Nike. They all want a piece.
This love this hatred, won't ever cease

Tivy, A&M, anywhere NFL
Johnny's gonna get paid very very well.
Smoke screen, smoke draw, all the same
Ain't nobody anywhere that's got his game!

This is one of the 1st threads I ever saw on Texags. I was instantly sold. Old white guys rapping is good in my book.

For the most part I have to give raptor the edge, but 2Chainz rhymes here are just sick.

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Where is your crowd? Where did they go?
This is the Zoo where 2 Chainz is the show.
I am a Rolex while Raptor you're a Fossil.
So get out the way of the Rap Game Apostle.

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(Seriously, that's pretty damn good.)

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I see how it is, your lacking in style
So I think I'll just flash kick you like Guile
You bring this thread back
Ain't nobody got time for that
Now that you know you're playing with fire
Next time I'll just slash up your tire

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Ain't nobody got time for that ......

Nice bump.

In 17 days there's gonna be a change in the game
In less than 3 weeks some team is gonna say his name
Johnny ****ing Football, one handed catches on a jet ski
He could tell you his life story and say, "you still don't know me"

Houston could make the monumental move and save the franchise
And Jacksonville moving up wouldn't be that big of a surprise
But **** no to Cleveland, that **** just ain't right
That place is a black hole even in the broad daylight

Skip on down to Minnesota, and the twin cities
JFF and the Vikings, and a boat full of titties
Any team, any town, it will be easy to tell
That whoever gets Johnny will spend next February 1st in Glendale

Ahhhhh DAMN cracka!!!! YAAAAA, lets roll up some black hoe's, get all crunk up in dis *****!!!



FO REAL!!!!!

**** **** ****ing **** ****
**** **** **** ****ing **** ****
**** **** **** **** ****ing,
And **** **** ****ing **** ****

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**** **** ****ing **** ****
**** **** **** ****ing **** ****
**** **** **** **** ****ing,
And **** **** ****ing **** ****

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Aaaaaaaaaaaand it's back...

HOLY HELL.... Bee*** busted a rhyme on page 9???

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You guys don't have s clue
I will smoke you fools
Just like a side a beef
In your grocers freezer
Back of my jeep

I can't doubt you have wisdom
I'll eat up your leftovers
If you get in my way

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This rap battle was always mine for the takin'
That's why I'm happy to see us cookin' that bacon
Regardless of the media, they can't deny our win
And next Saturday we'll do it all over again

Piggies and Cocks, just some more fodder
And yes, this Rap Battle will definitely get odder
Cause when we win out, and your hearts are 'bout to burst
You can bookmark this ****, cause I done told you first!

Win out..... Lol, ok.......

lol, I can't believe I just read all of this...

Cretaceous Level, you better subscribe
Raptor and crew - they puttin' out that vibe
Swag and shine, chopper and dime -
Sumlin aint puttin out recrutin' lines

We movin' on, for better or worse, who knows?
the BMA's - made up of Billy's and Joe's
Throwin money around - like oil at 120 a barrel
Mike Leach? That ***** did a lot with Graham Harrell

But yo - give thanks, sittin' round ya table
Send a prayer up to God for the boys, Cain and Able
Aggie Football on cable - you remember them days?
Big 12 TV rights ****, Jerrod Johnson makin' plays

Stop postin', roastin, no need to shout
go vore, get a dog, crowbar is out

cr0wbar said:

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Cretaceous Level, you better subscribe
Raptor and crew - they puttin' out that vibe
Swag and shine, chopper and dime -
Sumlin aint puttin out recrutin' lines

We movin' on, for better or worse, who knows?
the BMA's - made up of Billy's and Joe's
Throwin money around - like oil at 120 a barrel
Mike Leach? That ***** did a lot with Graham Harrell

But yo - give thanks, sittin' round ya table
Send a prayer up to God for the boys, Cain and Able
Aggie Football on cable - you remember them days?
Big 12 TV rights ****, Jerrod Johnson makin' plays

Stop postin', roastin, no need to shout
go vore, get a dog, crowbar is out

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3:07am. The greatest post in the history of Texags.

I got your girl in my bedroom Raptor, her underwear is silk,
I gave her mouse a cookie and now it's gonna want some milk.
I ask her what her name is, she tells me it's Sarah,
Then I rode her so hard she forgot about the Cretaceous Era.

Badlands, Madlands, dig baby dig
Up comes something, whoa this is big
To all you haters, I hate to have to spoil
Your party, cause you left me for oil

This ain't a new species, you know who dis is
In the world of prehistoric, I'm the best In the biz
8-5, staying alive, ain't got no one's attention nationwide
Ain't gonna run, ain't gonna hide, come find me next to Jimbo's side

It's 2020, I'm seeing clearer than ever
Ain't take someone who thinks they are clever
To see that this year is the year of the Ags
Tell Miami we coming, to pack your bags

Mond your own business
Our Cupp overflows
A&M is back, baby
And everyone will know

Raptor said:

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Badlands, Madlands, dig baby dig
Up comes something, whoa this is big
To all you haters, I hate to have to spoil
Your party, cause you left me for oil

This ain't a new species, you know who dis is
In the world of prehistoric, I'm the best In the biz
8-5, staying alive, ain't got no one's attention nationwide
Ain't gonna run, ain't gonna hide, come find me next to Jimbo's side

It's 2020, I'm seeing clearer than ever
Ain't take someone who thinks they are clever
To see that this year is the year of the Ags
Tell Miami we coming, to pack your bags

Mond your own business
Our Cupp overflows
A&M is back, baby
And everyone will know

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You proud of that?

I don't know .... Raptor is sounding too positive. Not like him.

I call some kind of sneaky deception coming.

This thread in a nut shell.

One of the worst posts of all time and I love it

This is glorious

Raptor said:

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Your gums still flappin'? Fingers tapping?
But your words are causing nothing to happen.
The fact that you can walk away, you should give thanks
Cause you came to a gunfight and only brought blanks

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What?!?!?!