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Or maybe you're just an ass
No "maybe" about it. We should probably meet up in real life so you can help me be a better poster and person.
Funniest thing I've read in a while! lol
I think Aggro and Kentucky Mustangs should meet irl.
Hilarious.
Wow. I LOL'ed continuously while reading this!
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I think Aggro and Kentucky Mustangs should meet irl.
Sobriety checkpoints.
This thread is going from this:
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I think Aggro and Kentucky Mustangs should meet irl%.
fify
torbush. wow
Being a native South Texan, and my parents being from Mathis, which is right down the street from Tynan, thank you for this! Making us proud.
"Christ almighty, it's like I'm sittin' here playing cards with my brother's kids or somethin' you nerve-wracking sons-of-b**ches."
"Christ almighty, it's like I'm sittin' here playing cards with my brother's kids or somethin' you nerve-wracking sons-of-b**ches."
My parents live in Edna and frequent that restaurant a lot. I don't remember them ever mentioning having the seafood.
...and this Refugio boy laughed his azz off...
Another town just down the street from Tynan is Skidmore.
Blue parachute for you, sir.
Nelson,
They have an 10 piece fried shrimp meal on the Special's board almost daily. A 12 piece fried on the menu along with seasoned grilled shrimp. They are enclosing the outside cabana area (used to be the shaded drive under area of DQ) and making it a dining area. However, I shall never dine there again.
They have an 10 piece fried shrimp meal on the Special's board almost daily. A 12 piece fried on the menu along with seasoned grilled shrimp. They are enclosing the outside cabana area (used to be the shaded drive under area of DQ) and making it a dining area. However, I shall never dine there again.
So this is what you get when you buy stars?
That's some quality potty humor right there.
That's some quality potty humor right there.
since he's already been through it practically he is a prime poopslap candidate. He should take one for the team.
Been there, done that, just the results weren't quite so bad. You have my condolences, sir.
God Bless you. Hahahahahahahaaha. This is the finest thing I have ever read on this site and I only hope someone else will shat themselves in the future so I may read a similar account.
I cant believe you are trying to blame this on the Pinto Bean which is a fine eating establishment. Its much better than the chinese food place that used to be in the DQ. And sadly the Dos Hermano has closed. You couldnt beat the all you can eat friend shrimp and fajita buffet.
Great stuff! Im in a library fighting a losing battle to burst out in crying laughter. I always appreciate the well written self-deprecating humorous story.
Why are you arguing the validity of this story so hard? I'm not sure I'd do the same.
Brings back memories of a highway overpass.
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You can't make that shi*t up. LOL.
Gig'em
Gig'em
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Thank you! (Still laughing)
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this is 4th from the top when searching on yahoo for "dairy queen tight shirt"
Dont ask me why I was searching for that.
Dont ask me why I was searching for that.
Brings back memories of the day after a chili cook-off in Luckenbach. Moral of the story...NEVER sample the chili at a chili cook-off. You never know what you're going to get; except for, well...you know.
Note to self: Don't show somebody this story in the quiet section of the library.
Is this story really "funny"??? Impossible to compete with the one of a kind original.
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