I apologize for my absence but I don't have much time, Alan is on to me, and he will find me again, he is upset, but I will try to explain before he finds my IP address

There I was looking at reputableblog.com trying to uncover secrets hidden from texags


As I was sifting through all the smoke and trap doors and I knew I was getting close. what where they hiding?

black helicopters, Nachos, Pepsi, bats, camera's, what did it all mean? I was too close to quit now,

then, there was a shuffle at the door, and my life changed forever as Alan barged through the door


They threw me in a lonely cell and tortured me, again, and again


They wanted something, something I would not give them



I paid dearly for my silence, but I remained firm, I wasn't going to give away the resistance's location


I was at my wit's end, and I almost cracked, Alan's torture methods were strong, but just when I though I couldn't handle it anymore, I met a legend, Raptor,


Raptor taught me things I never knew, about waffles, latenight cheesburger girl, SEC, all of it, Alan, though ruthless doesn't always keep his mouth shut. This gave me hope to keep battling Alan. Day after day until I escaped



Sure Alan discovered the tunnel the next morning,


But I was long gone, He is still chasing me but I know too much now to get caught again, I will keep running until I find the truth.



Keep up the faith, more to come later...



[This message has been edited by whoopy (edited 12/23/2010 11:37a).]

holy freaking crap, this was excellent

OUTSTANDING. KEEP A LOW PROFILE.

If you need assistance, you know who to summon.

Fantastic!

Whoopy = revolutionary

The MSC will be renamed in your honor, sir!

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Your story will only make us stronger.
Viva la TexAgs Revolucion

Stay thirsty... err strong, my friend.

[This message has been edited by eaper (edited 12/23/2010 2:08p).]

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I bet the revolution won't even be televised. Thanks $Bill.

Hang in there whoopy. We just want to tell you good luck. We're all counting on you.

While I was running I came across an interesting fellow in the outer regions. He introduced himself to me as BAZAR, no last name and yes, all caps.



He told me tales of failing to offer texags the right kind of rates, or something like that, and thats why he was in the outer rim of the galaxy. He also said Alan was clearly up to something,

I dumbly interrupted and said, Alan is but a pawn, ESPN is up to something...He looked at me and said "Have you learned nothing???!? HMMM...I know, I have a task for you, it will answer some questions for you"

So I sat out on my task, and I succeeded, I stole the portrait of Governor Perry out of the Texas Capitol


I brought it back to BAZAR who ripped it open and behold there were coordinates and a map to some hideout.

We went immediately to the hideout were we discovered an invasion force


BAZAR took me back and began training me in the way, but was concerned that there was hate deep within me, and that ALAN had put it there.

I stole away one night to face ALAN and stop what ever he planned on doing with the invasion force, I WAS TIRED OF RUNNING.



He overpowered me because I was not strong enough, BAZAR was right, BAZAR is always right. But He wanted me to join him, I declined then He told me He was my father,...



I never knew my father, but the pieces didnt make sense, I did lose my hand, but I knew I could still surf the intranet to find more secrets.

BAZAR told me that ALAN was ESPN, infact it was all a front for something bigger, all of it, nachos, Dodds, Franchione, orange water coolers...

I also knew I had made ALAN bleed, and if it bleeds we can kill it.



but how?

ALAN was much bigger than I expected. BAZAR and I infiltrated the ESPN headquarters and were shocked what we found



We stopped to try to figure out a plan, and I fell asleep, there Face came to me in a dream


FACE told me there was no spoon, and to make spears, twice as long as a man. I awoke and did everything face asked,

Ill get back to you when I figure out what to do with these spears

Now you know, and Knowing is half the battle

DO NOT give in to the Dark Side.

Help is on the way.

Do not give in to the hate. That only leads to the dark side. Take the red pill and see how deep the rabbit hole goes. And always remember, Every man dies, not every man really lives.

[I am on to you guys. What secrets you have gotten out of me during our lovemaking sessions you should NOT have shared, you know who you are!]

[This message has been edited by QT_Alan8675309 (edited 12/23/2010 3:04p).]

OH DEAR GOD HE IS HERE!

Alan,

**** just got real.

what happened to my post?? Staff = Alan??????

Staff and ALAN, ALAN and Staff...STAFF IS ALAN!

Pg 1. Excellent work.

holy ****, what the **** is going on!??!??!

I have traced your IP addresses and the black choppers are fueling as we speak.

I think it's time for plan B.

it is weird that ALAN/STEPH edited your post 6 minnutes before you posted.







[This message has been edited by Kolache (edited 12/23/1999 13:04).]

I can bend the forces of the space-time continuum. It's part of the standard training here at ESPN.

Face - what does birth control have to do with this?????

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Staff and ALAN, ALAN and Staff...STAFF IS ALAN!

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This would explain the repeated deletion of the LSU Hottie Threads...

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Face - what does birth control have to do with this?????

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This thing goes deeper than you think.

/thatswhatshesaid