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The NCAA has cleared him to play for the SEC game in hopes that Auburn wins and they can have the windfall payday of an Auburn-Oregon BCS Championship game.

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Explain this to a slow guy.

Topic: Pissed about the Auburn Cam Newton Situation?

No. Was ruled eligible. Phenomenal athlete. Fun to watch. Will win the Heisman.

What a sham in Alabama...


Auburn 2010 SEC Champions*

Texas A&M replaces Auburn when they get the boot up the rear from the NCAA and SEC? hmmmm

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If your job involves answering random phone calls from message board yuck monkeys playing games, then you are a low level shlub no matter what your title may be.

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Pooooooor Bill Byrne.

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To make a point, they have started calling and pretending to be a parent with a legit recruiting issue. Then, after they get a few potentially legit questions in they ask something about would it be a violation if they asked a booster for money to secure their kids commitment.

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If you need an idea for a legit issue to start off with, try this:

"My son is a 16 year old tight end, and this heavy-breathing weirdo named Geoff Ketchum won't stop calling and texting him. No, it's Geoff with a "gee." I know right? But seriously, this guy is creeping my son the **** out, but he's too embarrassed to talk to the authorities about it. Is there anything you can do to stop this heavy-breathing middle-aged weirdo named Geoff Ketchum from obsessively pursuing my 16-year old son?"