That is without a doubt the POTY.

What a moran.

This post seriously made my F'ing day.

It was hilarious enough but when The Goddess tries to blame it on the cat it seriously made my day.

hahahahahaahhahahahahahahahahaha.

now i can go study for my finals

Source of the cat excuse. Goddess posted shortly afterwards.


http://www.texags.com/main/forum.reply.asp?topic_id=1287589&page=4&forum_id=5


Nonetheless, I think that both the secretary of defense and the world's smartest cat both post on texags.

The Godess's post is money, and forgive my ignorance, but she says that Michaels has said he will follow Leach wherever he goes, yet Rivals shows he has no commitment anywhere yet, his highest interest schools ar A&M and LSU, and Tech is not even on his choices list. Now I dont follow recruiting is much as I used to, or as much as some of you guys, but how is Christine Micheals going to say he will follow Leach wherever if Tech is not even on his radar? And is this guy really that great and worth wasting ANOTHER RB slot for a highly touted RB when we already have a baker's dozen, and could use guys in many other positions?

Michaels is good enough to take if we get the chance. Only way I see that we don't take him is if we take Rex Burkehead. Christine currently only has an offer from A&M, but is trying to get offers from lsu ou or tu as well, if for no other reason than to comparison shop before committing somewhere. The only tie Michaels has to Leach is in TheGodesss's mind.

you guys are the biggest suckers

The cat is smarter than you...

THE BEST College Football Power Rankings..DanTanna.com

This has to be one of the funniest posts I have read on TexAgs in quite some time. I am sitting here laughing so hard.

I will vote for the smart cat theory.

Wish I could compose myself. I may be laughing all evening. I can't wait for a rebuttal from Her Highness. This should no doubt qualify as an Instant Classic.

Goddess, let's hear from you!

I have to admit, I'm laughing as well, but some of you have obviously not see Goddess' posts on the Rivalries forum. This is her/his/its shtick. Her posts are meant to be stupid.

Can't believe it took some of you this long to realize that her posts are not to be taken seriously.


TAF

Wow. That has to be the funniest post I've seen. I couldn't help but cry between each post that poked fun at TheGoddess because I was laughing so hard. That made my day.

Michael would have gotten an offer from UT more than likely but screwed himself out of it. I'd have to find the newspaper story that ran in Beaumont that day and post it

Goddess,

That was greatness. I will be listening to sportstalk all day waiting for your next in-depth scouting report.

As for the rest of you suckers, try to develop a sense of humor.

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MICHAELS HAS STATED HE WOULD FOLLOW LEACH IF HE WERE TO LEAVE TEXAS A&M TO GO OUT WEST

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So who wrote this? You or the cat? Because one of you two need to get up to speed on where Leach is currently coaching.

Also, Caps Lock.

That's the button you are looking for, that apparently the cat stepped on and restricted you, to all Cap posting.


Also, Serious Cat needs to lighten up. Maybe some catnip or a belly rub or some ****.

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CHRISTOPHER DABE: West Brook's Michael has playoffs, All-American Bowl in sight
By CHRISTOPHER DABE
November, 8, 2008

Christine Michael might have let the cat out of the bag a bit early, but any follower of high school football knows he's among the nation's best running backs.

So there should be no surprise to learn that Michael, a West Brook senior, will play Jan. 3 at the U.S. Army All-American Bowl in San Antonio, he said Saturday.

The bowl is a showcase of the nation's best high school football talent, and that's where many players - Michael included - will announce college selections in front of a national television audience.

Bowl organizers prefer player selections to remain secret until rosters are announced, one player per day. The selection tour is ongoing, and Michael said he has known of his selection for months.

Past Southeast Texans in the game are linebacker Dravannti Johnson of Nederland (in the 2008 game), cornerback Deon Beasley of West Orange-Stark (2006), running back Jamaal Charles of Memorial (2005) and defensive lineman Jorrie Adams of Jasper (2003).

Michael's college options today are Arkansas, LSU, Oklahoma and Texas A&M, he said. He would include the University of Texas on that list if the school hadn't cooled on him.

"After I went to A&M and LSU, I made the mistake of saying those are my only two schools," said Michael, who made that statement to The Enterprise. "(UT coaches) got the wrong idea and kind of backed off for a little while and haven't been back since."

Michael initially eliminated UT from consideration after Madisonville senior Chris Whaley, a 6-3, 232-pound running back, committed to the Longhorns. Michael (5-11, 202) said Saturday he regretted dismissing UT.

"After thinking about it, I thought: 'I'm kind of competitive,'" said Michael, rated the No. 25 high school senior nationally by recruiting Web site Rivals.com. "I like competition. I wouldn't mind getting to compete with him."

For what it's worth, Whaley is rated No. 99 nationally by Rivals.com. Among running backs in Texas, Michael is No. 1 and Whaley is No. 2, but Rivals.com lists Whaley's position as "athlete," meaning he could play other positions.

If Michael does not get a chance to beat Whaley for a starting job, he'll have to outshine him as an opposing running back, as two of Michael's final four teams play with UT in the Big 12.

Until then, Michael's main focus is getting West Brook at least three rounds deep into the playoffs. Doing that, he said, would help make up for the three games canceled this season by Hurricane Ike and give him and 28 other West Brook seniors a full slate of 10 games.

Those canceled games were against Class 5A state powers Spring Westfield, Aldine Eisenhower and Katy. Playing those games would have prepared West Brook well for what it saw Friday in a 41-13 loss to mighty North Shore.

The Mustangs extended a state-record regular season winning streak to 78 and preserved their No. 2 slot in the Class 5A Associated Press state poll with the victory.

If nothing else, North Shore's fast and blitzing defense prepared West Brook well for a playoff run that begins Saturday against Pasadena Memorial. The Bruins (6-1) beat Memorial (4-5) in the first round of 2006, Michael's sophomore season.

"They may not be what North Shore brought to the table, but we still have got to go out there and face them like they are North Shore or (Euless) Trinity or whatever," Michael said in reference to the only school ranked ahead of North Shore.

Should West Brook advance far in the playoffs - a state championship is the goal, of course - the spotlight will get brighter and that televised announcement Michael plans to make in San Antonio will get more attention.

As for why he has chosen to wait until then, the reason is simple: "My mom wanted me to."

Fair enough, Christine.

All this talk of smart cats yet no mention of Toonces?!?!?!

well played, gets my vote for POTY

So how does he run? I live close to Beaumont but I couldn't see him because I was watching through a hole and it was hard and he was fast. So I couldn't see how he was running except I know he was fast.

"DAMN YOU< TEXAGS!"

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POTY

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AND HE RAN FATHTER... AND HE RAN HARTHER ... AWWW SUFTHERIN' SUCCOTATH!!

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smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you?

Goddess where have you been all year? We really could have used your commentary after each game during this football season.

Please start posting game summaries every week. Thank you.

Is the cat's name ROCKET?

Pure comedy Gold! I am in tears and can't breathe!!

POTY!

WHat a F'In CAT YOU HAVE!!

"They had a job to do, and no one did it better. They were the 12th Man. They were Texas A&M. They became a legend."

Did I see the infamous Fran cat above?

There has rarely been a troll that solid since CU@Kyle pulled off the Buckley "The Hit" post.

Well done, Goddess!