I think a cute movie idea would be about a parrot who is raised by eagles. It would be cute because the parrot can't seem to act like an eagle. After a while, though, to keep the movie from getting boring, maybe put in some pornography. Later, we see the happy parrot flying along, acting like an eagle. He see two parrots below and starts to attack, but it's his parents. Then, some more pornography.

Instead of studying for finals, what about just going to the Bahamas and catching some rays? Maybe you'll flunk, but you might have flunked anyway; that's my point.

It's fascinating to think that all around us there's an invisible world we can't even see. I'm speaking, of course, of the World of the Invisible Scary Skeletons.

I always like to carry two sacks. So when someone asks, "Hey....can you give me a hand?", I can say, "Sorry.....got these two sacks."

-- Jack Handey

http://www.deepthoughtsbyjackhandey.com/media.asp?file=098

When I saw the old coach carrying his playbook down the street, I thought it was sad. Then when I saw the plays in his book, I thought no wonder you are the old coach. That playbook went out in the 70's.



[This message has been edited by Old Sarge (edited 11/6/2007 10:28p).]

old sarge, kinda funny...kinda

I believe in creating a better world for our children. But not for our children's children, because I don't think our children should be having sex.

Sometimes I think I'd be better off dead. No, wait, not me, you.

[This message has been edited by Wakebrad (edited 11/7/2007 12:46a).]

It takes a big man to cry. It takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.