Worst parking you've seen

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Parking on a moving trailer count?
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I could watch that all day.
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That the most redneck thing I've ever seen.
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KDubAg said:

Couple weeks ago. Driver was ok.




Ummm, can somebody explain how that happened? Do you have to take lessons to achieve this result?
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ravingfans said:

KDubAg said:

Couple weeks ago. Driver was ok.




Ummm, can somebody explain how that happened? Do you have to take lessons to achieve this result?

I do it all the time in GTA land. In real life, think one has to be asian to master that result.
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Man, I had to go waaaay back for this. @sshat at my apartment used to double park every day and one time he left enough room for me to hop in my beater and squeeze in between his ford & the pole.
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that garage looks familiar. can't remember the name of the apartment, but located on louisiana in midtown in houston?
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Years ago I worked out a a VASA fitness that was in a shopping center. These two middle aged women would carpool together, were there everyday, and park it under the awning of the store next door. They were always there at 5 am so it was before anything was open but I was always shocked they got away with it.

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drumboy said:

Man, I had to go waaaay back for this. @sshat at my apartment used to double park every day and one time he left enough room for me to hop in my beater and squeeze in between his ford & the pole.



Your "beater" looks like a nice clean classic--hate to think of how big a dent he put in your door to get into his "making up for a deficiency" trophy...
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I like your style.

But I also consider the fact that the F150 driver:

1.) Is too stupid to park well
2.) Is a big a-hole and did that intentionally.

Either way, the odds of serious damage to your vehicle are high. I double park my F350 CC LB across two spaces so I don't stick into the aisles, but I also do it as far from the door as possible and I don't do it such that it takes up side by side like that guy. Most of the places I need to park are full of fatties that aren't going to walk further than needed. I've watched people sit in an aisle for 15 minutes with a blinker on waiting for a spot instead of backing up 3 car lengths. It's insane.
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I actually timed it one day, parking at the first spot I see or waiting for a spot. You save zero time waiting for a spot closer to the door. I can park 10 spaces down and by the time the other person parks their car closer and gets out, I'm passing them.
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pb488 said:

that garage looks familiar. can't remember the name of the apartment, but located on louisiana in midtown in houston?
no, Camden greenway on 59/buffalo speedway.
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ravingfans said:

drumboy said:

Man, I had to go waaaay back for this. @sshat at my apartment used to double park every day and one time he left enough room for me to hop in my beater and squeeze in between his ford & the pole.



Your "beater" looks like a nice clean classic--hate to think of how big a dent he put in your door to get into his "making up for a deficiency" trophy...

It was an 83 Mercedes 240D that I bought for $900 to not put miles on my nice Audi. No AC, but 5 speed and a cool ride.

Pic taken with a Motorola RAZR flip phone too lol
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Thank you sir. Don't know how I missed that issue of The Gazette. Get them every Wednesday. Odd….
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Garage at a restaurant we frequent. Also has apartments. Have seen this truck repeatedly like this.
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BTHO ASU!!!
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At Rudy's in Allen yesterday. I told my buddy about this thread and had to take a picture.
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Aston 91 said:

I know there are some conditions that qualify for handicapped parking status that aren't always obvious, but I was tempted to wait and see who came back to get in this brodozer parked in a handicapped spot.



One thing to keep in mind with respect to handicap spaces and stickers (placards/whatever) is that the driver himself may not be handicapped but may be picking someone up that is. Also, the tag appears to be temporary so he may have just had knee/back/hip/etc. surgery and had the unfortunate luck to be in that particular vehicle.

OR, he could be like I did once in college: a buddy of mine broke his foot, got a temp sticker for, I think, 6 months, went back to college without a car and gave me the sticker. I swear I used it ONCE -- during Christmas shopping when there was absolutely NOWHERE else to park and there was at least 2 additional HC spaces.

Shame on me. (I gave it to my GF, who was in his 80s at the time, but I doubt he used it).

Anyway, my parallel parking experience the other day went less than spectacular. I was at a court on a one-way street with some traffic, trying to get into a narrow space, and having a hard time wedging in. I couldn't go all the way forward and come back like we're taught (and I usually do) because of the traffic. 20 minutes later, I was off for court! Sheesh. I hate using excuses, but I kinda had to that day.
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Roll the Bones said:

At Rudy's in Allen yesterday. I told my buddy about this thread and had to take a picture.

That's not bad parking. It's just an ******* who thinks very highly of his BMW…
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They forgot their glasses.
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Roll the Bones said:

At Rudy's in Allen yesterday. I told my buddy about this thread and had to take a picture.



That was intentional and is BS. I have an old 911 and just park a million miles from everyone... in a single parking spot.
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What we call "just the tip"
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BrazosDog02 said:



I am not defending that person, but my goodness, I cannot believe how narrow so many of the spaces are in modern parking garages. Looks like they would be trapped in if they were to park properly in that spor (look at SUV nect to them). You would think those were motorcylce spaces...Perfect size for a Harley Road King lol.

There are tons of idiots and new drivers who just have no idea how to park or don't even check after they do...insanely narrow spaces just amplify the problem.
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htxag09 said:





Is that the Indian temple in Garden Oaks/Oak Forest? How is the food there???
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91AggieLawyer said:

Aston 91 said:

I know there are some conditions that qualify for handicapped parking status that aren't always obvious, but I was tempted to wait and see who came back to get in this brodozer parked in a handicapped spot.



One thing to keep in mind with respect to handicap spaces and stickers (placards/whatever) is that the driver himself may not be handicapped but may be picking someone up that is.

I don't know...If you live in Houston, you are well aware that a ton of able bodied people somehow seem to have unlimited access to these handicap placards, and zero shame using them.
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Yeah, it's in the background. Never eaten there. This was at the Y next door.
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htxag09 said:





At least they are between the stripes
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Hardcore Greg said:

BrazosDog02 said:



I am not defending that person, but my goodness, I cannot believe how narrow so many of the spaces are in modern parking garages. Looks like they would be trapped in if they were to park properly in that spor (look at SUV nect to them). You would think those were motorcylce spaces...Perfect size for a Harley Road King lol.

There are tons of idiots and new drivers who just have no idea how to park or don't even check after they do...insanely narrow spaces just amplify the problem.


I'm convinced architects dont have cars, and see a space between columns as 12' and if cars are 6' wide 2 can fit there.
They also dont know about turning radius or anything else actually functional....
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Buck Compton said:

Roll the Bones said:

At Rudy's in Allen yesterday. I told my buddy about this thread and had to take a picture.


That's not bad parking. It's just an ******* who thinks very highly of his BMW…

It's a great way to require some body work on a new car. Sometimes the keys on your belt loop drag down the side when you walk down all that open space. He has literally invited more traffic to his car. Never mind the fact that there are folks out there that will absolutely park over the next line for no other reason than to make sure he can't get into his driver side door.

Highly recommended to just park in the designated area.
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Scruffy said:

Hardcore Greg said:

BrazosDog02 said:



I am not defending that person, but my goodness, I cannot believe how narrow so many of the spaces are in modern parking garages. Looks like they would be trapped in if they were to park properly in that spor (look at SUV nect to them). You would think those were motorcylce spaces...Perfect size for a Harley Road King lol.

There are tons of idiots and new drivers who just have no idea how to park or don't even check after they do...insanely narrow spaces just amplify the problem.


I'm convinced architects dont have cars, and see a space between columns as 12' and if cars are 6' wide 2 can fit there.
They also dont know about turning radius or anything else actually functional....

In my experience, architects just don't live in the real world. So many things that they put into a set of drawings boggle the mind.
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TXAG 05 said:

Scruffy said:

Hardcore Greg said:

BrazosDog02 said:



I am not defending that person, but my goodness, I cannot believe how narrow so many of the spaces are in modern parking garages. Looks like they would be trapped in if they were to park properly in that spor (look at SUV nect to them). You would think those were motorcylce spaces...Perfect size for a Harley Road King lol.

There are tons of idiots and new drivers who just have no idea how to park or don't even check after they do...insanely narrow spaces just amplify the problem.


I'm convinced architects dont have cars, and see a space between columns as 12' and if cars are 6' wide 2 can fit there.
They also dont know about turning radius or anything else actually functional....

In my experience, architects just don't live in the real world. So many things that they put into a set of drawings boggle the mind.


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ravingfans said:

drumboy said:

Man, I had to go waaaay back for this. @sshat at my apartment used to double park every day and one time he left enough room for me to hop in my beater and squeeze in between his ford & the pole.



Your "beater" looks like a nice clean classic--hate to think of how big a dent he put in your door to get into his "making up for a deficiency" trophy...


So what happened? Door ding? Note? Blue star for u!
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He moved it after snapping a pic
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