Squirrel at my Porsche

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*ATE*

I have a 2013 Porsche Boxster convertible I keep in my barn. It was in perfect working order, and I started and drove it routinely. I go into my barn to drive it recently, nothing. I opened the hood and there is polyester padding like from an inside of a seat cushion and a bunch of nuts.

The battery was dead (weird since it was a relatively new battery) and would not charge even when I disconnected it and hooked it up to a trickle charger, so I bought a new battery. Car now powers on fine but when I try to start it, it has error message that I need to shift it into park. it is in park. I cannot move the selector out of park. Also has error message of low engine power but as I said, I cannot even start the engine. The brake lights work. Everything else works fine. Convertible top, windows, electric parking brakes.

Another problem I have is that it is pretty deep in my barn, so I cannot put it in neutral to roll it out to have it towed. I think tow trucks can get around this and I'm calling a flatbed guy I know for this. If not, I read where there is a manual override where I can shift into neutral. But that involves taking off stuff near the shifter, so I'd rather not do that. I will if I must.

I have a code reader, and I'll hook it up tonight to see what it says. Any thougths/suggestions?

F'ing squirrels.
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I have had my share of Porsche problems, but not that one... yet. Bet they chewed the wiring harness.

If so, doing the manual start from the post won't work either.
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I had a F150 parked outside 15 years ago and the same thing happened. Nuts everywhere. It started fine but would not turn off. I finally found I could pull a fuse in the engine compartment and get to turn off.

It was a beat-up work truck so I didn't care if I looked like a redneck.

Again, f'ing squirrels.
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My squirrel problem didn't involve chewed wires, but they ate pecans on top of the engine and the shell fragments got hung up in the throttle linkage. Of course this only happened when I was going up the steep Spicewood Springs hill in Austin and had the pedal to the floor to get the little 4 banger in my Ford Ranger up to speed. The throttle stayed wide open as I crested the hill and took my foot off the gas. Took some persuading to get the wife back in the truck after I shut off the engine, coasted to the shoulder and brushed the pecan fragments away.
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Do you have a decent code reader? Clearing TCM codes might fix it. I've had a similar issue in my Porsche after a dead battery. You'll need something more than a generic OBDII scanner. Those won't pull or clear the Porsche body module codes.

I wouldn't be too concerned about popping the trim around the shifter to force it into neutral. I've had most of my interior out and haven't broken any pieces. I typically hate plastic trim tools and keep one of these in all my cars:

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0C7CHL9PX?th=1

It's very thin and rigid and will fit in gaps a lot of plastic tools won't. You can wrap it with a bit of electrical tape if you're concerned about slipping and scratching something. Hands down best trim tool I have.
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If you have comprehensive coverage on your insurance policy then report a claim, the tow to the dealer or shop would be part of it. Rats/mice/squirrels can do a lot of damage and that's a covered loss. Happened to my in-laws twice in a month.
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Them squirrels go hard in the paint
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Squirrels chewed the wires in my truck, which I park outside. My mechanic recommended moth balls - so I keep them in my engine bay constantly now and it seems to keep them out
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lucabrasi said:

Squirrels chewed the wires in my truck, which I park outside. My mechanic recommended moth balls - so I keep them in my engine bay constantly now and it seems to keep them out

Yeah, a buddy of mine who works on cars all the time also said dryer sheets.
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You need a few barn cats!
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Can't say what animal did it, but some little vermin turds ate the fuel injector wiring harness. That, plus the EVAP system cost me a cool $2K after it was all said and done.

This is on a Tundra.
Nobody cares. Work Harder
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BlueSmoke said:

Can't say what animal did it, but some little vermin turds ate the fuel injector wiring harness. That, plus the EVAP system cost me a cool $2K after it was all said and done.

This is on a Tundra.

We had a rat chew the cam / crank sensor wiring on our Tundra. :-(

Those wires are tasty!
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I hate squirrels. My life's mission is squirrel eradication.

These two and their compadres were wreaking havoc in my attic for months. My wife caught them doing this up there on a ring cam I placed to monitor their activity.
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Trapped 15 in yard during month of May. Made it very hard to come back. Good for 6 weeks. New young family of initially 6, down to 5 now, just littering driveway with green cone scales. Never ending battle.
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where i used to work, the executive parking in front of the building had trees providing shade. Live oaks, mostly.

Around the mid 2010's, the squirrels that hung around the trees started crawling up in engine bays and chewing wires, particularly on Toyota and Lexus vehicles. Supposedly, the wire insulation was something plant based and starchy and they really were drawn to it.

The non-executive peons got their own level of amusement over it, depending on their own personal satisfaction/opinion of the bigshots!
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Iirc that's in the generation of cars that in an effort to be green the wire insulation was made out of mouse food. Tons of Mercedes VW Porsche and Audis were affected.
GeorgiAg
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Welp, I was wrong. it's an issue with the shifter. Squirrel couldn't get near that. Just some harmless nuts and cushion filling in the engine.

Ugh. Selling this thing as soon as I get it fixed.
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My dad had some rats do a number on the wiring of his Camry. Something like $3k in damage. We called it the rat-mobile for the rest of his life.

He never thought a lot of that name.
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GeorgiAg said:

Welp, I was wrong. it's an issue with the shifter. Squirrel couldn't get near that. Just some harmless nuts and cushion filling in the engine.

Ugh. Selling this thing as soon as I get it fixed.


Well I changed the shifter, shift cables, and the tranmission linkages on the 986 I am selling on the classifieds board. One day of work. The shifter change I could probably do in 30 min on a manual transaxle. PDK is another thing enirely.
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Powdered cayenne pepper sprinked on top of the engine I found kept the rodents from returning to my wife's Genesis. I check every few months... old powder still resident... and it's been ~3 years.
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austinag1997 said:

GeorgiAg said:

Welp, I was wrong. it's an issue with the shifter. Squirrel couldn't get near that. Just some harmless nuts and cushion filling in the engine.

Ugh. Selling this thing as soon as I get it fixed.


Well I changed the shifter, shift cables, and the tranmission linkages on the 986 I am selling on the classifieds board. One day of work. The shifter change I could probably do in 30 min on a manual transaxle. PDK is another thing enirely.

I imagine the PDK shifter has to be coded with PIWIS after the swap. I know BMW DCT cars have to be recalibrated after the shifter is replaced.
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txyaloo said:

austinag1997 said:

GeorgiAg said:

Welp, I was wrong. it's an issue with the shifter. Squirrel couldn't get near that. Just some harmless nuts and cushion filling in the engine.

Ugh. Selling this thing as soon as I get it fixed.


Well I changed the shifter, shift cables, and the tranmission linkages on the 986 I am selling on the classifieds board. One day of work. The shifter change I could probably do in 30 min on a manual transaxle. PDK is another thing enirely.

I imagine the PDK shifter has to be coded with PIWIS after the swap. I know BMW DCT cars have to be recalibrated after the shifter is replaced.



I'm sure. Work on analog cars is easier!
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Good PSA if you have squirrels around your house or car, they can nest in them in as little as a day. Especially if it's a warm area. Move it often or at least open the hood at times to check it. Noise is good. A quiet car is inviting.

Our neighbor went on a cruise and left a car in the driveway with the idea of making it look like someone was home.

Big mistake.

A squirrel got in there and it cost them about $3,000 to get the car running again.
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bam02 said:

I hate squirrels. My life's mission is squirrel eradication.

These two and their compadres were wreaking havoc in my attic for months. My wife caught them doing this up there on a ring cam I placed to monitor their activity.


WOW! Such disrespect!
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BigPete3281 said:

Good PSA if you have squirrels around your house or car, they can nest in them in as little as a day. Especially if it's a warm area. Move it often or at least open the hood at times to check it. Noise is good. A quiet car is inviting.

Our neighbor went on a cruise and left a car in the driveway with the idea of making it look like someone was home.

Big mistake.

A squirrel got in there and it cost them about $3,000 to get the car running again.

I had one in my F250's engine bay during the last ice storm. I couldn't get it out of the engine bay by just banging on things. Eventually had to just stab it with my pocket knife. Thankfully, I was able to fix the damage with a junkyard pigtail, but I bought an automated squirrel killer after that.

https://goodnature.co/products/a18-squirrel-trap-kit

I'm probably a bit sadistic, but I set it up where I can watch them getting popped from my office while I work. It's very satisfying.
Gunny456
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It's probably not squirrels. More than likely it is field rats. They collect nuts and acorns and are notorious for making nest around engine blocks, on top of air cleaners etc.
Squirrels get blamed for a lot of damage or nest in vehicles and tractors in barns where in reality it's field rats. Typically if you find nest with bits of nuts and acorns it's rats rather than the squirrels.

Get you a barn cat. We live very rural in the Ozarks. Trees and lots of squirrels everywhere. I have two barns full of vehicles and tractors and have never had a squirrel in any of them cause we have a barn cat.
It will stop your issues. Unless you totally eradicate the species removing or killing them just makes room for more to move in.
We have an abundance of rodents and such because city folks move to the country and freak out if they see a fox, bobcat, coyote, etc. and so we have effectively eliminated predators that keep everything in balance.
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It's not a "bit" sadistic, it's very sadistic.
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Boat racing is like a beautiful woman.......expensive, high maintenance, but well worth the fun!
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