Rule #1 Dream Car

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itsyourboypookie
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****ing psychopath
PneumAg
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OP, don't feel bad at all.

First, MBUSA doesn't own a single car you would even want. The pictures he posted are fake (as in stolen from somebody else), he is a professional internet troll who makes no money (other than scamming texaggers via gofundme), and his wife is a teacher who also makes almost no money. He spends his entire existence creating various fake personas on the internet to appear important. It is both bizarre and pathetic. And I assure you he doesn't have any luxury cars.

Second, your thread is the setting of a historic occurrence. Mark Barnes only gets outed maybe once a year or so ever since he was first busted back in March 2015. How do I remember that date? Because it all went down when I was on vacation in Hawaii for spring break, our last vacation before my daughter was born. I will never forget sitting on the couch of our rental house on the North Shore, giggling my ****ing ass off at the original thread on the Outdoors board as I watched the surf roll in and listed to my wife, sister, and parents all complain that I needed to get off TexAgs and go outside. Later that night at dinner, I walked them through the whole thing and showed them the pictures like the body builder that Barnes photoshopped his head onto, and many others. I think I got them to sort of understand why I was glued to my phone all day.

Sorry for the tangent. Good times, my man. Good times.
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Solid, eloquent post! I logged in just to give you a blue star.

And seriously what is wrong with this guy?
Squadron7
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My other car is a Gulfstream.
fire09
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Beautiful car, congrats on the purchase! I think I would have been worried about that interior color too sight unseen, but it really looks mint. Go find a county road and see what it can do!

Oh yeah and Barnes is a psychopath. I would ignore most of page 2 as it's all bull*****
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Dammit! I never put it together that MBUSA on F16 was MFBarnes! Nice discovery here guys.
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Hey do y'all like my car? It's totally mine and races pretty well

CNN is an enemy of the state and should be treated as such.
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Nice one, Ben. This is my baby in my back yard last week, had just had it polished/waxed, so I could race it vs. some of MBUSA's favorites as he was coming over for some story telling/tuning suggestions.



(Link).
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Squadron7 said:

My other car is a Gulfstream.
Nice! My garage isn't as impressive as a Gulfstream.








My daily "toy hauler"
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PneumAg said:

OP, don't feel bad at all.

First, MBUSA doesn't own a single car you would even want. The pictures he posted are fake (as in stolen from somebody else), he is a professional internet troll who makes no money (other than scamming texaggers via gofundme), and his wife is a teacher who also makes almost no money. He spends his entire existence creating various fake personas on the internet to appear important. It is both bizarre and pathetic. And I assure you he doesn't have any luxury cars.

Second, your thread is the setting of a historic occurrence. Mark Barnes only gets outed maybe once a year or so ever since he was first busted back in March 2015. How do I remember that date? Because it all went down when I was on vacation in Hawaii for spring break, our last vacation before my daughter was born. I will never forget sitting on the couch of our rental house on the North Shore, giggling my ****ing ass off at the original thread on the Outdoors board as I watched the surf roll in and listed to my wife, sister, and parents all complain that I needed to get off TexAgs and go outside. Later that night at dinner, I walked them through the whole thing and showed them the pictures like the body builder that Barnes photoshopped his head onto, and many others. I think I got them to sort of understand why I was glued to my phone all day.

Sorry for the tangent. Good times, my man. Good times.
Barnes?
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dubi said:

MBUSA said:

Yes. I have a 570s as well that I race. The McLaren has not proven as reliable on the track as the Porsche GT3 RS's(orange, green, and purple.

The 720 I keep in the garage except for the weekends.
Troll much?
You should check out this idiot's posts in Politics...
lawless89
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Plot twist..... EZ Money is Mbarnes and sculpted this whole thread which has now spilled over to other boards.
ezmoney
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lmao.
The Fife
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BenFiasco14 said:

Hey do y'all like my car? It's totally mine and races pretty well


Nice car, I take mine racing with friends all the time too! It's all fun and games until some SOB throws a blue shell.

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aTm2004 said:

Squadron7 said:

My other car is a Gulfstream.
Nice! My garage isn't as impressive as a Gulfstream.








My daily "toy hauler"


I was just scrolling along and thought wait why are mine and Andy's cars getting linke...oooohhhhhh.

Had that aggie moment there for a sec.
aTm2004
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Quote:

Had that aggie moment there for a sec.
We've all been there...

THE_CHOSEN_ONE
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MBUSA was suspected of being Mark Barnes almost two years ago.

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quanah 2:47p, 2/14/18
MarkBarnesUSA


https://texags.com/forums/12/topics/2932728/4#discussion
Jack Cheese
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jny_fkn_fbl said:

MBUSA was suspected of being Mark Barnes almost two years ago.

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quanah 2:47p, 2/14/18
MarkBarnesUSA


https://texags.com/forums/12/topics/2932728/4#discussion

Wow, good find! ON YOUR FIRST POST EVER.

New Barnes sock noted.
THE_CHOSEN_ONE
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My 1,848th post
Jack Cheese
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Nice Barnes touch to your new sock's handle. Since you coined the name "Johnny Football" and all.....
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Jack Cheese said:

Nice Barnes touch to your new sock's handle. Since you coined the name "Johnny Football" and all.....
Already flagged him... Bypassing the word filter is a no-no on the user agreement
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PneumAg
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jny_fkn_fbl said:

MBUSA was suspected of being Mark Barnes almost two years ago.

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quanah 2:47p, 2/14/18
MarkBarnesUSA


https://texags.com/forums/12/topics/2932728/4#discussion


Hey Mark....can you let us in for a minute? Why do you spend every waking hour of your life doing this? How does does it benefit you? What do you get out of it? Just give us a quick glimpse into the sick, twisted mind of Mark F. Barnes.
THE_CHOSEN_ONE
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The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.
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jny_fkn_fbl said:

The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.
This reads like Redstone.
tk for tu juan
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...or Dr Evil
AgEng06
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tk for tu juan said:

...or Dr Evil
ILikeTacos
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jny_fkn_fbl said:

The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.
bravo sir. bravo.
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jny_fkn_fbl said:

The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.

When I was a kid we could only dream of meat helmets.
Chase
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jny_fkn_fbl said:

F'n chicken farmers
That's chicken tenders to you, sir...wait...
 
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