I'm moving to Galveston to go to TAMUG and would rather not rent an apartment by myself. Anyone need a roommate?

How much are you looking to pay?

I want to pay somewhere in the neighborhood of five hundred. Do you have a room?

Booger: [rings door buzzer]
Mr Stewart?: [mail flap opens, revealing a pair of crazed eyes] Who's there?
Booger: [pauses] Ahhh, is...
Mr Stewart?: What do you want?
Booger: Is this the Stewart residence?
Mr Stewart?: Why are you here?
Booger: Ahh, I've come about the roo...
Mr Stewart?: WHAT DO YOU WANT?
Booger: I've come about the roo...
Mr Stewart?: Don't have, no way!
Booger: I - I, uh, do you have a room for rent?
Mr Stewart?: Not for rent!
Booger: I thought it was for rent!
Mr Stewart?: F*** off!
[mail flap closes]

That helps, thanks.