of East Texas redneckery.

Wearing a welder's cap as a fashion accessory.

Rebel flags on your car

CB antenas

Trailers everywhere

Oil Wells on golf courses

People who live in a gas station (Hwy 42 and ???)

add goats and assorted animals in the backyard to the folks living in the gas station

drive in porn theatre (Apache)

mullets

Longview Rodeo

Reo Palm Isle (R.I.P)

better be careful...the gas station guy could probably kick most of our butts...but lets see if i can name some more...

driving four wheel drives that have never seen an inch of work or pulling but plenty of mud
jacked up broncos that hit people in the parking lot
coaches that have a locker search to find someone's stolen money only to find snuff cans that they confiscate to dip later
tank tops in walmart for both men and women (and just to set the record straight, tank tops should never be used in place of a bra)
beer in baby bottles
cow pasture right next football...hallsville
ladies with black eyes
parents together one set of teeth
truck and fishing boat in better condition than the trailer
boat in carport with cars on front lawn

signs that say: Get off your sister and play football

an entire football team from a small town are all related somehow no matter color

dipping during football practice

black doug

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Oil Wells on golf courses

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Easy there, slim.

Calvin pissing stickers on every third truck in town.

oil wells on a golf course....you talking about busters?!

Longview Country Club has oil wells in the middle of the course.

gotta love busters!!!

going to the store for a new roll of tin foil...

after all... it's hot, and the old foil is falling off the windows.


also--- running into people who call aluminum foil "Tin foal"

Sports cars equipped with trailer hitches
(picture 85 Trans AM towing pop up camper)

i'll always remember hitting the cars on 42 while playing at busters.

calling in to the David Smoak show wanting to talk about the 3rd string qb for White Oak.

meth labs

"mums" the size of lion's head at homecomming

"Swap Shop" on Carthage's KGAS

Pure WT greatness right there.

Oh man have i had some fun on swap shop!!!

I called them once while passing through... told them I had a dog to give away... that he was a real good dog, except when he pees on the rug-- and that you have to kick him a few times in the ribs before he'll stop.

They hung up on me and said on the air, "Sir, that's not funny!"

Grocery shopping at the Exxon

Busch Light tallboys...check
Carton of Virginia Slims...check
Bologna...check
Beef Jerky...check
New copy of Barely Legal...check

Spending your weekend camping behind Kilo's on Lake Palestine.

watching the local Friday night football game from outside the fence because you spent your last 5 bucks on that Busch Light Tallboy 6er.

Your SO/daughter/granddaughter works at a club on Hwy 31.

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Your SO/daughter/granddaughter works at a club on Hwy 31.

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Most of those people brag about that

Driving around for 3 weeks with your truck caked in mud so that everyone knows how cool you are after going 'mudding'

The people who worked at Denny's on I-20...

Dennys on I-20...the only place where you can eat late at night with cops, a hooker they arrested and regular inbreds. Good one bigtoneag, i forgot about it.

what about a burger king that is dedicated to the local high school.

bigtone's mom

Hey longviewag, you up for some golf tomorrow if the weather permits?

yeah, i'm up for some golf...i'm gonna call them in the morning on the way to work and get a tee time around the same time...maybe a little earlier so we don't play in at dark...i'm also planning on riding tomorrow because i was still feeling that 100 degree heat we played in on friday last week and i have a golf tourney this friday i don't wanna be dead for...give me a call or text if you are down for the time and all tomorrow...

your brother finds your class ring in your sister

So I was in Longview this weekend partying with some old friends. While driving around Longview on Saturday I came upon a stoplight where lo and behold, broken down in the right lane, is a beat up piece of crap orange truck. Attached to the tailgate of this truck was a toilet lid. And on this toilet lid the following statement was configured using black electrical tape: "Be prepared. Sh^t happens."

Fish hooks on baseball caps

Safety glasses used as a fashion statement

Wearing coveralls on the golf course (actually saw this at Alpine...said gentleman was also wearing batting gloves to play golf)