I'll be headed that way in a few days to see the family. So far I plan on rolling with the following:

- AR-15 (no-brainer)
- Wal-Mart and Dairy Queen cards
- Analog cell phone
- Fuzzbuster
- Skinning knife (it's inevitable that I'll smack a deer on HGWY 59. Might as well get some meat)
- 20 gallons of water (I hear it's now outlawed in Tyler)


Am I missing anything?

6 pack of Bud.

No East TX vehicle is complete without a 1 Million Halogen Spot Light

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No East TX vehicle is complete without a 1 Million Halogen Spot Light

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3 to 5 million or gtfo

Oh and don't forget some Skoal. To fit in even better be sure to sand your back pocket with the can in it.

Shovel for digging poke salad in pines on side of interstate..

Digging poke salad? Man yall have me there.

I don't think any fuzzbuster is good enough for East Texas, but I could be wrong. Holler

Tazmanian devil t-shirt
Yosemite Sam mud flaps
No Fear window decal
Mullet
Netted NRA ballcap
Ice chest loaded with natty light

George jones 8 track tape in your hi fi and a confederate flag rear wind decal.

don't forget yer truck nuts

You know we live in New Mexico now and I tell people about things like the above, and I get some crazy looks

Gun rack, with one or two telescopic rifles.

White fruit of the loom tee shirt and blue jeans for dress...

Glass packs are always a plus if looking to pick up the East Texas hotties!

Glass packs? You're fancy. No muffler is the way to go.

Can of skoal and a Dixie cup with a paper towel stuffed in it to spit in!

You guys forgot the most important thing in East Texas.... Slap a whorn sticker on your redneck truck and pretend you actually went to college, while feeling all warm and fuzzy inside about the GED you completed when you were 25.