bring it you mighty Tigers.

Word

Good Lord. I thought I was the only one from that paradise.

nope.

paradise is correct. intellectual capital of henderson county is also up for debate

Yeah, those Athens people look down their collective noses at us but per captia our high school graduates more doctors, engineers, etc. than the Hornets.

What about Trinidad?

On the Trinity River. Home of the Roach Motel. 6 man football. A town whose total electrical output could be produced by a hamster on a wheel. Their team was named after a condom. I had a girlfriend that lived over there for about 2 years. We actually rode tandem on a one seater bicycle from Trinidad to Malakoff down Highway 31. Luckily, we did not get a speeding ticket. Unfortunately, that is one thing Malakoff is known for. It is a speed trap.

Is the Malakoff Head available for viewing anywhere?

Gig 'em, FAST FRED '65.

Before the world wide web, village idiots usually stayed in their own village.

Yes, it is available at a museum on the campus of tu. There was a replica in the Malakoff elementary school that burned down (at least there was one when I went to school).

Funny thing about the Malakoff Man. It was actually found in Trinidad.

Malakoff Man sounds better than Trinidad Man.

How does it feel to be a Tiger?

Was that a cheer or something? That sounds familiar.

Which town sucks more, Mala<cough> or <cough>man?

/someone who married an athenian

How does it feel to be up so high?
How does if feel to be a Trojan?
I don't know, I never stooped so low.
Yes... a cheer

being from Mala<cough>, I am biased. However, the proximity of Mala<cough> to a lake versus <cough>man's proximity to the rougher side of Dallas..... I will vote that Mala<cough> is a better place to live.

Cranium:

At Christmans with the in-laws do they look down on you? Do they expect you to actaully serve them during the meal? Are you asked to sleep in the yard with the dog?

this is all kinds of stupid

I hear the banjos playing....

I guess the only thing worse than being from Mala<cough> is being from Cross Roads.

My family is from there, I love that town.