#1 I am not banned

#2 ice is a giant poon
a.) I had a table of hot ass ****ty tech chicks waiting on him to show.
b.) He did not show, which means he sucks
c.) I was penile blocked because he claims he has a "cold"
d.) I will bet his "girl friend" (who has a Adams Apple) would not let him go out.
e.) Did I mention that he sucks

#3 This is the 4th day of a 4 day bender I have been on.
q.) kind of took Sunday off because I had the shackes.
b.) was popping tylenol #3 all day to help with the head aches, so that counts as being trashed.