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People have been camped out since Christmas day for a bourbon release happening today. Tent line goes for blocks.

I don't know that I've seen a more neck-beardian thing in my life. Camping out on a street for four days with nothing better to do (and no job that requires you have something better to do), so that you can get some rare booze that you can compare tasting notes with other neckbeards while sniffing each others farts. What a life.

The only thing that could top it is doing the same for beer, which I understand also happens.

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I bet most are selling it on the secondary market but still crazy to spend 4 days camping out to make a thousand or 2
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Terribly sad for these people. Camping for days in a parking lot to save/ make hundreds of dollars.
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  • Working from home
  • Getting exclusive allocated bourbon at retail cost
  • Camping & boozing with friends
  • #WINNING

I miss cutting out of work downtown at 9 to get in line for Divine Reserve.
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are you sure it's not just homeless people hanging around Specs?
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I wouldn't camp out for four days if I was … camping. /R. White
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HtownAg92 said:

People have been camped out since Christmas day for a bourbon release happening today. Tent line goes for blocks.

I don't know that I've seen a more neck-beardian thing in my life. Camping out on a street for four days with nothing better to do (and no job that requires you have something better to do), so that you can get some rare booze that you can compare tasting notes with other neckbeards while sniffing each others farts. What a life.

The only thing that could top it is doing the same for beer, which I understand also happens.


What about the bitter old farts who have nothing better to do than complain about how other people choose to spend their time as if it affects them in any way whatsoever?
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sts7049
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never mind that most of corporate America is on holiday this week
HtownAg92
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I had a feeling this post would hit a nerve with some on here.

Neckbeards Unite! Down with the olds! Stand for the funemployed!


But I do stand corrected on one point -- I wasn't aware that some would stand to gain a couple hundred bucks on the secondary market for reselling the booze they spent four days getting. I don't know much else you can do to get a rate of return like that.
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Maybe my bourbon palate isn't very good. But I've had all these "rare" bourbons that the nerds are hunting. They're good. Don't get me wrong here. But they're not "camping out in a liquor store parking lot for 4 days" or "paying 5x retail on the aftermarket" good. So for my time and money, I'll just go with something readily available on the shelf.
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HtownAg92 said:

People have been camped out since Christmas day for a bourbon release happening today. Tent line goes for blocks.

I don't know that I've seen a more neck-beardian thing in my life. Camping out on a street for four days with nothing better to do (and no job that requires you have something better to do), so that you can get some rare booze that you can compare tasting notes with other neckbeards while sniffing each others farts. What a life.

The only thing that could top it is doing the same for beer, which I understand also happens.




None of those people in that line will actually taste it. They will all flip it on the secondary market for a profit. It's still reetarded.
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LOLpoors waiting in lines
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HtownAg92 said:

I had a feeling this post would hit a nerve with some on here.

Neckbeards Unite! Down with the olds! Stand for the funemployed!


But I do stand corrected on one point -- I wasn't aware that some would stand to gain a couple hundred bucks on the secondary market for reselling the booze they spent four days getting. I don't know much else you can do to get a rate of return like that.


I don't understand that either. They must not be in sales. If I'm going to burn DAYS so I can resell something, it better yield a profit of at least 2,000 bucks. The idea someone would do it for a few hundred is nuts to me. But, I do appreciate the entrepreneurial spirit of it all even if the people they are selling it to wouldn't know a 400 dollar of bourbon from Bulleit. I think a lot of folks will themselves into tasting the difference after they see the brand or see the price tag. I sure as hell can't taste a difference.

It is indeed neckbeardian. But this isn't exclusive to bourbon. It happens with tequila, hunting, fishing, cars, etc.
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I'm sure some folks are selling for a markup but I bet lots of them are doing it to have nice bottles to show off at home. I know some whiskey snobs and none of them sell for profit; one even will grab bottles from shops he frequents and sell them to me at retail.

This is a good opportunity to get some bottles that you'd never be able to easily get without spending a bunch of money at a small liquor store, getting the know the owner, just hoping they hook you up when they get some allocated bottles. Longhorn Liquor apparently will pair allocated bourbon with expensive wine so you can get it, you just have to pay a lot for the wine too.
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Sounds like an incredible waste of time.
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drumboy said:


All I see are single middle age white men with no jobs.
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Charlie Murphy
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Really good marketing by those brands. Guarantee they could mass prices that stuff but choose to make it seem scarce to people will line up and over pay.
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ThunderCougarFalconBird said:

Maybe my bourbon palate isn't very good. But I've had all these "rare" bourbons that the nerds are hunting. They're good. Don't get me wrong here. But they're not "camping out in a liquor store parking lot for 4 days" or "paying 5x retail on the aftermarket" good. So for my time and money, I'll just go with something readily available on the shelf.


I'll just stir some everclear over oak sawdust, then filter over activated charcoal. 190 proof $50 whiskey. Done.
94chem,
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CW Griswold
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Did they have any bottles of Evan Williams?
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thousands
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Kinda hilarious that the last tweet video looks like just a long line of a parade of bearded white dudes with shopping carts.
Cromagnum
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How I picture all those tools in line.

94chem
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Incel - not as involuntary as you think. But, to each his own. It is, I'll admit, easier to be angry, not bathe, not workout, not go to church, not work a normal job, and opine online than it is to pursue meaningful relationships.
94chem,
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Cromagnum
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94chem said:

Incel - not as involuntary as you think. But, to each his own. It is, I'll admit, easier to be angry, not bathe, not workout, not go to church, not work a normal job, and opine online than it is to pursue meaningful relationships.


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ATM9000 said:

Kinda hilarious that the last tweet video looks like just a long line of a parade of bearded white dudes with shopping carts.
Nice to see the Food & Spirits board having an outing.
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Folks camped out for two weeks for Bama tickets this year. Just sayin'
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chlavinka said:

Folks camped out for two weeks for Bama tickets this year. Just sayin'


That's students though… they literally actually do probably have nothing better to do because of lack of job and lack of money.
Bondag
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Premier has most of these on the shelf, but they have started charging crazy prices. Some of these are $2,500


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94chem
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Bondag said:

Premier has most of these on the shelf, but they have started charging crazy prices. Some of these are $2,500





That's crazy. I'll even add a drop of liquid smoke to my 190 proof and only charge $1250.
94chem,
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