Met an awesome Ag tonight. Just checking if you frequent the boards. If so I'd like to get your contact info and meet for a drink.

This is not a hookup thread. He just said a lot of incredibly nice things to me and my family mostly related to my mother who has advanced alzheimers and shared a little of his similar experiences. Brought tears to a few eyes which caused him to leave too quickly.

MFBarnes

You were the hot brunette with curves that farted near the produce this weekend. I was the tall guy next to you that looked over and asked, "Was that you?" You quickly replied "No... Wasn't me!" You almost seemed insulted I would ask. As the stink grew you continued to deny your flatulence, but it was evident. I tried to get rid of the stench by waving a couple loafs of bread from La Panier. You proceeded to storm off in an angry manner. You are beautiful and even though you are a liar and fart like a Clydesdale, I would love to meet up for a drink sometime.