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https://thetexan.news/texas-inspired-texasland-theme-park-plans-to-open-in-houston-in-2026/

https://www.texaslandusa.com/the-dream

first i've heard of this idea. where are they gonna put it, on chadillac's old land?
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sts7049 said:

https://thetexan.news/texas-inspired-texasland-theme-park-plans-to-open-in-houston-in-2026/

https://www.texaslandusa.com/the-dream

first i've heard of this idea. where are they gonna put it, on chadillac's old land?
I would assume they will buy the Disney land around Plantersville and Todd Mission
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At least this year's version leaves out the dinosaurs. How many times must some iteration of this idea fail before people give up
Texaggie7nine
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Isn't this what "Grand Texas" was going to be then it became some gator park that looks like it belongs in some trailer park?
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Scumbag turncoat Texan wanting to use the land, which will probably become another colonia, to launder money for another theme park scheme.

Not sure if a colonia or a theme park would be better.
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That's what Lizzy McGee dreams of. The Houstonian and sixth-generation Texan, a recent graduate of Stanford Graduate School of Business, is moving full steam ahead to build TexasLand, a theme park dedicated to our history and culture. McGee spent her early career as a strategist for Disney, doing market analyses for its theme parks, cruises, and hotels. During the COVID-19 pandemic, she worked remotely from her childhood bedroom, and it was there that she had her epiphany.

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Texaggie7nine said:

Isn't this what "Grand Texas" was going to be then it became some gator park that looks like it belongs in some trailer park?
East Montgomery County Improvement District google search and all the money they have spent is a good read. All next door to the largest Colonia in the U.S., Colony Ridge.
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um. alright fill us in.
maroon barchetta
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Furlock Bones said:

um. alright fill us in.


Yeah.
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Hold on, they dont even have the land yet and they are raising money through kickstarter? So all they have is some ****ty art work and a website? Why is this even making news? Props to them for getting almost $80,000 from donations, but that money is probably just going right back into their Austin rent.
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This screams to me like an assignment for a college business course.
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cajunaggie08 said:

Hold on, they dont even have the land yet and they are raising money through kickstarter? So all they have is some ****ty art work and a website? Why is this even making news? Props to them for getting almost $80,000 from donations, but that money is probably just going right back into their Austin rent.

According to this girl's LinkedIn, she went to Kinkaid so daddy is probably paying her rent still.
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TarponChaser said:

cajunaggie08 said:

Hold on, they dont even have the land yet and they are raising money through kickstarter? So all they have is some ****ty art work and a website? Why is this even making news? Props to them for getting almost $80,000 from donations, but that money is probably just going right back into their Austin rent.

According to this girl's LinkedIn, she went to Kinkaid so daddy is probably paying her rent still.


Probably? She worked for Disney but still lived at her parents house during covid. This is after she went to graduate school, so she was at least 25.
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I believe this is her daddy, got pissed off by Kinkaid teacher making fun of bankers in his older son's history class.

https://nypost.com/2009/12/02/banker-strikes-back-against-liberal-school/
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Last month, former Lehman Brothers investment banking boss Hugh "Skip" McGee penned a strongly worded, five-page letter to the board of trustees at the posh Kinkaid School in Houston demanding the dismissal of one of its teachers, Leslie Lovett, the school's upper school principal, Michael Saltman, and Headmaster Donald North.

"I am writing to you today with a heavy heart but also with a strong sense of obligation," McGee said in his letter. "I am sad that things have gotten to the point they have at Kinkaid but feel I must speak up on behalf of the 'silent majority' before the situation gets to a point of no return."

In his letter, McGee, now head of global investment banking at Barclays Capital, accuses Lovett of calling bankers "sleazeballs" and of being dishonest during an 11th grade history class, compelling his son, John Edward, to defend his father's honor.

"With tears in his eyes, John Ed called her out in front of the class and said his dad worked for Lehman Brothers and had been working around the clock trying to save 11,000 jobs and that she had absolutely no idea what she was talking about," McGee said in his letter.
Looks like he is sitting on a 2.9 mil mansion in Tanglewood (and another paltry mil five home in River Oaks). Surprised he didn't have the record hidden from HCAD.
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If this is such a slam dunk idea, why doesn't Lizzy present her idea to daddy and have his bank invest in it?
sts7049
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pretty sure he already has with some of those kickstarter levels that got "bought up"
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Heard chadillac is consulting on the project
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https://paw.princeton.edu/article/lizzy-mcgee-18-and-gaby-joseph-18-have-dream-size-texas

Kincaid. Then Princeton. Then Stanford. And now she's raised almost a year's tuition at one of those schools while living rent free in one of her daddy's mansions. For building a theme park. And her partner is a med student. Must be nice to coast through life finding solutions for which there is no known problem. I'm guessing most of the money from the Kickstarter is coming from her daddy, who had given her everything he can, but had realized he can't make her smart no matter how much he spends. We'll see. If EMoCo gets involved, she could make millions.
94chem,
That, sir, was the greatest post in the history of TexAgs. I salute you. -- Dough
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Thread reeks of jealousy. Same here, I wish I had her advantages so much that I hate her
94chem
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BudFox7 said:

Thread reeks of jealousy. Same here, I wish I had her advantages so much that I hate her


Life presents some odd paradoxes at times. The greediest people I've ever known were poor. The most thin-skinned people I've known were super wealthy. The human character's tendency to abhor freedom governs all.
94chem,
That, sir, was the greatest post in the history of TexAgs. I salute you. -- Dough
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94chem said:

https://paw.princeton.edu/article/lizzy-mcgee-18-and-gaby-joseph-18-have-dream-size-texas

Kincaid. Then Princeton. Then Stanford


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Must be nice to coast through life finding solutions for which there is no known problem.


So you're saying there's an important-sounding title waiting for her at McKinsey if the whole Montgomery County theme park thing doesn't work out?
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It's so annoying when people do that. Damn dude, I don't want to stalk you, just judge you for what your worth and what your house looks like
Mega Lops
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A new article out today. Copy/paste so no one else has to give them (Chron commies) the traffic.

I'm sure this gal is nice as can be but she doesn't realize Daddy (a) is doing everything he can to sink this deal so he not on the hook for what's sure to be a crime-ridden boondoggle or (b) he is opening her up to federal wire fraud charges.

Or maybe she does know this is a good way to become a federal prisoner but doesn't care.

Of course nowhere does it say her parents are backers, but you have to be exceptionally dumb to ignore the access to money they have.

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Houstonian behind TexasLand idea is a boot-wearing Texas fanatic determined to open park by 2026

On her mother's side, she said she is a sixth-generation Houstonian. Street signs near where she grew up are named after her great-great-grandfather, August Bering: Augusta and Bering Streets.

"I have always felt deeply connected to my neighborhood and to Houston broadly," she told the Chronicle.

Her whole life seemingly led up to the moment she would come up with the idea of TexasLand, a theme park designed to pay homage to Texas history and culture. Her plan includes Texas-themed rides, educational exhibits and state-centric food and drinks. She's drawn inspiration from places such as Dollywood, which tell a story about a specific time and place, creating an experience far surpassing mere amusement rides.

The park began to take form in her mind during the peak of the COVID-19 pandemic when she was hunkering down with her parents and adult siblings in Houston. She figured someone eventually would do it, so why not her?

Why her?
Investors might turn to McGee's experience in the amusement park industry for why her idea could come to life. She worked on strategy business development for Disneyland and masterplanning for Parques Reunidos, an international entertainment company running amusement parks around the world.

Or they might look to her education. She got a history degree at Princeton University, where she was also a cheerleader, and then an MBA from Stanford Business School. She worked her way into the esteemed class, Startup Garage, a class that has helped produce the success of businesses like DoorDash. In that class, she was able to make her business plan and crowd source $80,000 for a professional demand study.

She was clever enough to target the unmet consumer need of theme parks in Texas and marry that with a brand Texans are obsessed with: Texas. A first round of focus groups were completed this summer, revealing major interest in the park and providing valuable feedback.

A professional demand study, a must for all successful amusement parks, has also been kicked off. It will take 10 weeks to complete and will assess the business plan, offer market insights and raise any red flags. It will be a huge help in deciding where the park is built, since a location has not yet been announced.

She's putting all her eggs in the TexasLand basket and has been working full time as the CEO after graduating from Stanford in the spring. She officially moved back to the state this summer, and plans to open the first phase of the park in 2026.

McGee, 27, comes from a family of Princeton alumni and supportive parents. Her Catholic faith is important to her. Texas is home to her because of the experiences she had growing up. She said she was very much a Hermione Granger, raising her hand to answer questions in school. She kept busy as a varsity cheerleader, track and soccer player, working on the yearbook and participating in children's theatre while in high school.

On paper, she's the perfect choice. But what can't be seen on paper for investors: her passion for Texas stories.

"I always loved (Texas) stories growing up. I also didn't realize how much I loved it 'till I left," McGee said. "You probably know I'm a Texan within the first five minutes of meeting me because I make sure that you know."

Her time away from the state achieving higher education revealed to her the love and influence the state's culture had on her life. When she moved back with her parents from March to November 2020, a reoccurring theme in her life was refalling in love with Houston and Texas. It got her thinking, Houston doesn't have any major theme parks and they're such a great form to tell stories through. Why couldn't the Texas brand be its own theme park?

"So many things that happened in that (COVID) period are the reason I'm doing Texas Land and kind of like the way the trajectory my life took, and I think it's a huge blessing," she said.

A Texas identity
McGee has 10 pairs of cowboy boots to choose from in her closet. She marvels at eating Tex-Mex more than once a week. And you can find her boot scootin' across the dance floor at Mo's Place in Katy in a cowboy hat with the locals on a weekend she's in town.

Name a Texas story and she knows it. It's what's influenced the rides she plans to put in TexasLand like Jim Bowie's Lost Coal Mine. Picture it: You're on an indoor roller coaster, where you're fighting Spanish conquistador ghosts. She believes there's enough Texas folklore to drive concepts in the park from outer space with NASA to railroads and pirates.

She sees TexasLand being what Disneyland is to Los Angeles something she saw first hand. She said residents felt like Disney was in there backyard, despite the 90-minute drive. McGee wants Texans to have the same experience with her theme park.

"The element of theme parks that I love is telling stories in such a way that you can become immersed in them," McGee said. "I think theme parks at their best bring not just families, but friends and generations of families together. Why not marry the content of Texas that brings people together with the form of a theme park? It's a match made in heaven in my mind."

In its first phase of opening, she see's the park having a few Texas cities represented under pavilions through food, drink and a few flagship rides. An example would be a Houston pavilion would have Vietnamese food and have a flagship ride that could be an airplane with a flying theater showing the different Texas landscapes. The idea is that Texans can explore the unique state offerings a hop and skip away from each other.

She acknowledges that the timeline is ambitious, but she wants to be bold. In 10 years, she sees herself working on phase two of the park, which includes the exhilarating Jim Bowie's Lost Coal Mine. Maybe she'll even have a family of her own that can enjoy the park.

"I think I walk this line of being this wide-eyed dreamer, this grew up wanting to be Disney Princess type. And in some ways, I am that person that makes me who I am," McGee said. "But I'm also highly motivated, putting 110% into everything I do, like, got a 99 on the test, what did I miss? side of me. And that's trying to be the badass female entrepreneur."
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Cheerleader pics?
Jugstore Cowboy
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I cannot ****ing stand people who talk about themselves so confidently and positively. It's all so scripted when people present themselves openly like that. "OMG, I'm such a nerd, I just had to learn everything, so now I know EVERYTHING!! LOL. I just wouldn't be me if I didn't balance my quirky personality with my genius to work harder than anyone else to pursue my completely unoriginal idea!!!"

Houston Chronicle reporter had to be paid off to put all that glowing slobber into print. Or maybe she was just enamored of the "strong girl with a dream" bull****, like she's proving she don't need her daddy's millions (though they're certainly nice to have around on a rainy day).
Sea Speed
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She strikes me as the kind of girl that was born on third base and is 100% certain she hit a triple
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