Texas Parks & Wildlife spokesman Gordon Lightfoot said the animal is believed to be a chimpanzee and that game wardens were aware of the search, but Santa Fe Police and Galveston County authorities are taking the lead on the search for the animal. Officers investigated two sightings, but have yet to confirm the presence of the animal.

There were also rumors of an animal attacking people, but Boody said those claims were unsubstantiated.

"I'm not saying that there is no monkey, in fact, I'm sure there is one on the loose. Out here, anything is possible," Boody said.

Well said Boody ... well said.

https://abc13.com/pets-animals/chimpanzee-loose-in-santa-fe-harassing-people-dogs-shelter/5529046/

I wish they would quit monkeying around and just se ure the situation before someone gets hurt.

NOT A MONKEY. Did you guys go to college?

Primates 101 wasn't an elective in college of engineering

Stat Monitor Repairman said:

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"The animal shelter told KTRK that all residents in the area who have the required permit to own a chimp have not reported their animal missing."

Police wrote on Facebook that they were "looking into this matter."

Lol.

Which begs the question ... how many mother****ers "in the area" have a required permit to own a chimp?

Less mindless drivel! Find the chimp *******s!

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Speciest bigots all of you!

The permits are a cover, we've long since taken over most of western Galveston County. You've forced our hands (and we can use our feet like hands too, don't forget). We ride.

All that said, if Mr. Lightfoot would be willing to meet up and bring his guitar, we might stand down.

Early Morning Rain is my jam.

chimpanzee said:

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All that said, if Mr. Lightfoot would be willing to meet up and bring his guitar, we might stand down.

Early Morning Rain is my jam.

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Who taught you to play guitar?

Shife said:

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sts7049 said:

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Primates 101 wasn't an elective in college of engineering

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thats right, you were required to take Smugness Practicum 101 and Fundamentals of Social Interactions for Special Needs Adults, weren't you?

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Pssshhh, SP101 was an easy A. I think most of us tested out of the Social Interaction class or took it by correspondence.

BrazosDog02 said:

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sts7049 said:

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Primates 101 wasn't an elective in college of engineering

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Oh, you're an engineer. Enough said. Lol.

I kid.

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sadly, i do have The Knack

Don't worry...Nolan Ryan is on the case and he's baiting the crazed monkey with chocolates and old issues of Maxim Magazine

https://omny.fm/shows/the-ticket-top-10/musers-840-bit-monkey-expert-the-fake-nolan-ryan

Patricia and James De La Mora said they were trying to get back to sleep after being awakened by thunder after midnight Monday when they heard something else outside, KHOU reported.


"I look out the window and I see it was in there. It was a monkey, a big one," Patricia De La Mora told KHOU. "He tried to find something. And he looked over there, then he looked over there and I closed the curtain. I didn't want him to see me."

Lol.

https://www.boston25news.com/news/trending-now/chimpanzee-monkey-possible-primate-on-the-loose-in-texas/985594126

No longer raining cats and dogs. "It's raining chimps and monkeys "

Where's the Santa Fe monkey? Prime -- or primate -- suspect still out there. Or is it?

"The couple said after they spotted the monkey, then saw people with large flashlights who, they believe, were looking for the animal. Police believe the monkey might have been kept as a pet and the owner is afraid to come forward."

https://www.khou.com/article/life/animals/monkey-on-the-loose-in-santa-fe/285-59c8a2ab-184e-41f6-b5be-c5a5b9139959