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POI

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Trump supporter for sure.

Hair is a dead giveaway!

phideaux_2003 said:

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Social Media Influencer said:

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phideaux_2003 said:

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And this is why I carry a handgun. It's no distressing knowing I have the capability (through copious training) to administer .45" holes in people with precision should the need arise.

I live walking distance from this mall and I'll be damned if I'll set foot anywhere near the facility, especiallyduring the weekend or around the holidays.

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Was this intended to sound tough or completely crazy?

Also, was Melvin Udall really at the mall or just trying to sound like he knew something?

So many unanswered questions.

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I guess it was commentary on why I carry a handgun? Not sure what it was meant to sound like other than that.

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You could've just stopped after the first sentence. But if you did, we wouldn't know how badass you are with all that tactical training and how easy you can make someone dead.

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POI

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Steve dyed his hair blond.

RealTalk said:

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phideaux_2003 said:

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Social Media Influencer said:

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phideaux_2003 said:

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And this is why I carry a handgun. It's no distressing knowing I have the capability (through copious training) to administer .45" holes in people with precision should the need arise.

I live walking distance from this mall and I'll be damned if I'll set foot anywhere near the facility, especiallyduring the weekend or around the holidays.

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Was this intended to sound tough or completely crazy?

Also, was Melvin Udall really at the mall or just trying to sound like he knew something?

So many unanswered questions.

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I guess it was commentary on why I carry a handgun? Not sure what it was meant to sound like other than that.

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You could've just stopped after the first sentence. But if you did, we wouldn't know how badass you are with all that tactical training and how easy you can make someone dead.

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Mall cops are not silent professionals.

Observe & report

Anybody who is scared to go to Memorial City Mall is seriously so shook they don't need to live, or especially drive in Houston. Of course it's easier to shop online or curbside delivery, but Cheese & Crackers that mall isn't that bad. I have to take my 13 year old to Hollister sometimes and that store is about as stressful as it gets and packed like a MFer with everyone and their 13 siblings/kids with them.

Sun & Ski is fun to browse and the movie theater ain't bad.

MuckRaker96 said:

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phideaux_2003 said:

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phideaux_2003 said:

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And this is why I carry a handgun. It's no distressing knowing I have the capability (through copious training) to administer .45" holes in people with precision should the need arise.

I live walking distance from this mall and I'll be damned if I'll set foot anywhere near the facility, especiallyduring the weekend or around the holidays.

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Was this intended to sound tough or completely crazy?

Also, was Melvin Udall really at the mall or just trying to sound like he knew something?

So many unanswered questions.

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I guess it was commentary on why I carry a handgun? Not sure what it was meant to sound like other than that.

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Read those first 2 sentences again.

Now read them in the guy's voice from the little prayer inset of "Enter Sandman".

Now read them in the voice of Javier Bardem's character from "No Country From Old Men"

Now read them as Hannibal Lecter.

Now as Palpatine. "Oh, I'm afraid I will be administering .45" holes in people with precision when your friends arrive."

Now imagine an emo kid broadcasting those same words on whatever social media platform kids do stuff on in 2019.


The other guy's point holds. You sound like a crazy person.

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You read them again.

The conversation was about people freaking out over what turned out to be an idiot standing on a table.

I said I carry a handgun and train to use it so that I know I can protect myself. I don't understand what's crazy sounding about that.

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Anybody who is scared to go to Memorial City Mall is seriously so shook they don't need to live, or especially drive in Houston. Of course it's easier to shop online or curbside delivery, but Cheese & Crackers that mall isn't that bad. I have to take my 13 year old to Hollister sometimes and that store is about as stressful as it gets and packed like a MFer with everyone and their 13 siblings/kids with them.

Sun & Ski if fun to browse and the movie theater ain't bad.

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The point I was making on the previous page, but you were more direct about it. If you're too afraid to leave your house because you might have to indirectly interact with brown people, you need therapy, not a pulpit.

Because you sound like a tactifool.

Try reading it again, as a post from Redstone.

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I don't understand what's crazy sounding about that.

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This is like talking to my crazy paranoid stoner brother.

phideaux_2003 said:

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You read them again.

The conversation was about people freaking out over what turned out to be an idiot standing on a table.

I said I carry a handgun and train to use it so that I know I can protect myself. I don't understand what's crazy sounding about that.

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First of all, when I saw your comeback of "You read them again" I thought one of my 7 year olds had gotten ahold of Texags, cuz that is one solid burn, Branch.

Second, you didn't say you could protect yourself, you said "administer .45" holes in people with precision"

I imagine you saying that in front of the mirror, most likely without a shirt on, while you pretend to give an interview to a cute on-the-scene TV reporter after you riddled a guy full of 37 .45" holes precisely after it appeared he was drawing an AK-47 out of his trench coat to rain down hellfire and brimstone on the helpless crowd outside Frolic's Castle at Memorial City Mall - turns out it was actually a pack of Spearmint gum, but he had a criminal past and he was a minority so you got off clean.

While the reporter is waiting for Chett and Rhonda back in the studio to bounce the live shot back to her, you hear her whisper under her breath, "These .45" holes in this guy's corpse ... I've never seen such precision shooting in all my 19 days on the air." When she turns back to gaze up admiringly at you, you can tell she's breathing a bit quicker and you dazzle her with your witty reply, "I am quite precise when it comes to holes."

She blushes, and there's electricity in the air that can only be rivaled by those crystal ball things with the static electricity in them that they sell down the way at Sharper Image. When her live report ends 45 seconds later, you take the plunge and see if she's up for a trip down to the Food Court. She smiles and bats her fake lashes at you. "A hero and a mind reader," she says in that throaty voice that you've loved her for ever seeing her report last Tuesday on the squirrel that got caught in the 93-year-old grandma's refrigerator over at the old folk's home in Mont Belvieu.

MuckRaker96 said:

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phideaux_2003 said:

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You read them again.

The conversation was about people freaking out over what turned out to be an idiot standing on a table.

I said I carry a handgun and train to use it so that I know I can protect myself. I don't understand what's crazy sounding about that.

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First of all, when I saw your comeback of "You read them again" I thought one of my 7 year olds had gotten ahold of Texags, cuz that is one solid burn, Branch.

Second, you didn't say you could protect yourself, you said "administer .45" holes in people with precision"

I imagine you saying that in front of the mirror, most likely without a shirt on, while you pretend to give an interview to a cute on-the-scene TV reporter after you riddled a guy full of 37 .45" holes precisely after it appeared he was drawing an AK-47 out of his trench coat to rain down hellfire and brimstone on the helpless crowd outside Frolic's Castle at Memorial City Mall - turns out it was actually a pack of Spearmint gum, but he had a criminal past and he was a minority so you got off clean.

While the reporter is waiting for Chett and Rhonda back in the studio to bounce the live shot back to her, you hear her whisper under her breath, "These .45" holes in this guy's corpse ... I've never seen such precision shooting in all my 19 days on the air." When she turns back to gaze up admiringly at you, you can tell she's breathing a bit quicker and you dazzle her with your witty reply, "I am quite precise when it comes to holes."

She blushes, and there's electricity in the air that can only be rivaled by those crystal ball things with the static electricity in them that they sell down the way at Sharper Image. When her live report ends 45 seconds later, you take the plunge and see if she's up for a trip down to the Food Court. She smiles and bats her fake lashes at you. "A hero and a mind reader," she says in that throaty voice that you've loved her for ever seeing her report last Tuesday on the squirrel that got caught in the 93-year-old grandma's refrigerator over at the old folk's home in Mont Belvieu.

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Her panties will really melt when he mentions lunch with the president of James Coney Island.

MuckRaker96 said:

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phideaux_2003 said:

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You read them again.

The conversation was about people freaking out over what turned out to be an idiot standing on a table.

I said I carry a handgun and train to use it so that I know I can protect myself. I don't understand what's crazy sounding about that.

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First of all, when I saw your comeback of "You read them again" I thought one of my 7 year olds had gotten ahold of Texags, cuz that is one solid burn, Branch.

Second, you didn't say you could protect yourself, you said "administer .45" holes in people with precision"

I imagine you saying that in front of the mirror, most likely without a shirt on, while you pretend to give an interview to a cute on-the-scene TV reporter after you riddled a guy full of 37 .45" holes precisely after it appeared he was drawing an AK-47 out of his trench coat to rain down hellfire and brimstone on the helpless crowd outside Frolic's Castle at Memorial City Mall - turns out it was actually a pack of Spearmint gum, but he had a criminal past and he was a minority so you got off clean.

While the reporter is waiting for Chett and Rhonda back in the studio to bounce the live shot back to her, you hear her whisper under her breath, "These .45" holes in this guy's corpse ... I've never seen such precision shooting in all my 19 days on the air." When she turns back to gaze up admiringly at you, you can tell she's breathing a bit quicker and you dazzle her with your witty reply, "I am quite precise when it comes to holes."

She blushes, and there's electricity in the air that can only be rivaled by those crystal ball things with the static electricity in them that they sell down the way at Sharper Image. When her live report ends 45 seconds later, you take the plunge and see if she's up for a trip down to the Food Court. She smiles and bats her fake lashes at you. "A hero and a mind reader," she says in that throaty voice that you've loved her for ever seeing her report last Tuesday on the squirrel that got caught in the 93-year-old grandma's refrigerator over at the old folk's home in Mont Belvieu.

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Wow. Texags has really become an interesting place.

Yep. Park on the second floor of the Dillard's garage and then walk to wherever you're going in the mall.

It makes easy in and out.....plus your fat ass can get some exercise.

This is one of those weird ass threads that keep going for no apparent reason.

Mikeyshooter said:

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This is one of those weird ass threads that keep going for no apparent reason.

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Username checks out

Or doesn't since this was a nonshooting

I always read his name as Milkyshooter.

West Texas Lawyer said:

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Yep. Park on the second floor of the Dillard's garage and then walk to wherever you're going in the mall.

It makes easy in and out.....plus your fat ass can get some exercise.

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Dammit, don't tell anyone the secrets!!!