TRM said:

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https://instagr.am/p/DEQMQl0PcjN

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RC_57 said:

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Wife and I sit down for breakfast last Saturday morning. We're seated in a both, my wife sitting across the table from me. And immediately behind her is another booth.

Describing this layout is integral to the story because in the next booth, visual to me behind and off my wife's right shoulder is a woman displaying a decent amount of cleavage and wearing designer sunglasses.

The woman is alone, but then joined by two loud young (11ish?) girls and a male.

Cleavage decides to now take her glasses and I'm immediately on the alert.

Just around 10' away from me is a major part of tine girl lore -- Burbano.
And just how in the hell do I get a pic of her without my wife dumping her country hash breakfast bowl on my head?

Yep, I chickened out (yes, 20+ years of marriage has taught me something) and no I didn't get the pic.

And yes, Burbano is even less attractive in person.


I know, I know, cool starry bra...

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txags92 said:

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MichaelJ said:

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RC_57 said:

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Wife and I sit down for breakfast last Saturday morning. We're seated in a both, my wife sitting across the table from me. And immediately behind her is another booth.

Describing this layout is integral to the story because in the next booth, visual to me behind and off my wife's right shoulder is a woman displaying a decent amount of cleavage and wearing designer sunglasses.

The woman is alone, but then joined by two loud young (11ish?) girls and a male.

Cleavage decides to now take her glasses and I'm immediately on the alert.

Just around 10' away from me is a major part of tine girl lore -- Burbano.
And just how in the hell do I get a pic of her without my wife dumping her country hash breakfast bowl on my head?

Yep, I chickened out (yes, 20+ years of marriage has taught me something) and no I didn't get the pic.

And yes, Burbano is even less attractive in person.


I know, I know, cool starry bra...

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Without pics - this story sucks.

How could you not just be goofy and take a pic of your wife with burbano in the frame?

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Because the first thing his wife is going to want is to see the picture. And when she sees the humongous fake tits hanging out of the minimal clothing of the lady behind her, it won't end well for him.

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txags92 said:

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schmellba99 said:

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txags92 said:

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MichaelJ said:

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RC_57 said:

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Wife and I sit down for breakfast last Saturday morning. We're seated in a both, my wife sitting across the table from me. And immediately behind her is another booth.

Describing this layout is integral to the story because in the next booth, visual to me behind and off my wife's right shoulder is a woman displaying a decent amount of cleavage and wearing designer sunglasses.

The woman is alone, but then joined by two loud young (11ish?) girls and a male.

Cleavage decides to now take her glasses and I'm immediately on the alert.

Just around 10' away from me is a major part of tine girl lore -- Burbano.
And just how in the hell do I get a pic of her without my wife dumping her country hash breakfast bowl on my head?

Yep, I chickened out (yes, 20+ years of marriage has taught me something) and no I didn't get the pic.

And yes, Burbano is even less attractive in person.


I know, I know, cool starry bra...

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Without pics - this story sucks.

How could you not just be goofy and take a pic of your wife with burbano in the frame?

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Because the first thing his wife is going to want is to see the picture. And when she sees the humongous fake tits hanging out of the minimal clothing of the lady behind her, it won't end well for him.

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That's why you take more than one pic, act like you are deleting one because it wasn't a good one but are secretly moving it to another folder.

Duh.

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Or you just find a wife like mine that would be the one pointing her out first and telling me to take a picture for Texags.

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I Am A Critic said:

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txags92 said:

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schmellba99 said:

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txags92 said:

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MichaelJ said:

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RC_57 said:

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Wife and I sit down for breakfast last Saturday morning. We're seated in a both, my wife sitting across the table from me. And immediately behind her is another booth.

Describing this layout is integral to the story because in the next booth, visual to me behind and off my wife's right shoulder is a woman displaying a decent amount of cleavage and wearing designer sunglasses.

The woman is alone, but then joined by two loud young (11ish?) girls and a male.

Cleavage decides to now take her glasses and I'm immediately on the alert.

Just around 10' away from me is a major part of tine girl lore -- Burbano.
And just how in the hell do I get a pic of her without my wife dumping her country hash breakfast bowl on my head?

Yep, I chickened out (yes, 20+ years of marriage has taught me something) and no I didn't get the pic.

And yes, Burbano is even less attractive in person.


I know, I know, cool starry bra...

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Without pics - this story sucks.

How could you not just be goofy and take a pic of your wife with burbano in the frame?

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Because the first thing his wife is going to want is to see the picture. And when she sees the humongous fake tits hanging out of the minimal clothing of the lady behind her, it won't end well for him.

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That's why you take more than one pic, act like you are deleting one because it wasn't a good one but are secretly moving it to another folder.

Duh.

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Or you just find a wife like mine that would be the one pointing her out first and telling me to take a picture for Texags.

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Your wife has eyes in the back of her head?

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TRM said:

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