Bizarre time for a bizarre thread about breakfast food stacked in a picture taken during the day of food not stacked posted at night.

Don't get the china reference either? Its not scorpions or anything.

You won't like the produce section

China looks a lot like HEB.

So whats the real issue here, stacked food?

HEB Donuts? Dear Lord, what happened to this once great board.

Then don't fckin eat em.

GD quit being a vag and stop bltching about sheet just to bltch about sheet.

Oh and I'm willing to bet you've eaten food from restaurants that have far less stringent standards than the HEB donut section.

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Looks very "China-ish"

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You sound very "sheltered-ish."

I'm sure you can facetime your helicopter parents if anything goes wrong.

No donuts in the picture. Danishes and croissants. HTH

Needs sausage kolaches

What a weird thread

jetch17 said:

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Needs sausage kolaches

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Any good Texan knows there is no such thing

GEA89 said:

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jetch17 said:

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Needs sausage kolaches

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Any good Texan knows there is no such thing

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Where the hell in Texas do you live. Every donut shop sells sausage kolaches.

Jock 07 said:

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GEA89 said:

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jetch17 said:

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Needs sausage kolaches

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Any good Texan knows there is no such thing

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Where the hell in Texas do you live. Every donut shop sells sausage kolaches.

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Where in Texas are you from? Kolache's don't have meat, just because a donut shop is ignorant doesn't mean you have to follow them.

https://www.reddit.com/r/texas/comments/1tofxg/every_texan_should_know_the_difference_between_a/

jetch17 said:

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Needs sausage kolaches

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32 minutes.

Jock 07 said:

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In Texas kolaches have sausage. HTH. Feel free to take your Czech wanna be ass back to Eastern Europe with fat ass grandma and GTFO of Texas.

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Wrong again but wow, I sure hope you weren't educated at A&M and are just a fan.

Kolache dork strikes again! Fight the good fight.

You're not very good at this. You should probably just stop.

GEA89 said:

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I'm not sure what's more depressing, your lack of intelligence or the fact that you seem to be proud of it. Carry on message board hero

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Or that you don't understand this isn't some podunk backwoods central Texas town with Polka music competing with cattle prices for air time on the radio. We don't have to pretend we care about the history of a dish from 3 centuries and 6 thousand miles ago to pretend we're special.

It's a kolache and has been for the last 5 decades. We eat it because it's almost as good as the boudin and newer culinary adaptions that have surpassed it, but aren't as widely available. Not because of your cultural longing for a "homeland" you've never seen and probably can't point out on a map. It's Shipley's and Donut Stop and any hole in the wall bakery goods. Hell, you act like your defending the honor of Trdelnik in the streets of Prague (that's a major city in Czechoslovakia).

Trdelnik ain't that great either.

Czechoslovakia? Are you still using a globe from the 80's?

Hopefully GEA sees the premarinated chicken fajitas as HEB soon.

The sausage kolache nerds have to be the most annoying people on any thread.

Go to any donut shop in an area outside of Fairy, TX and say "klobasnek" to the Vietnamese woman that owns the damn shop and see how far it gets you.

Same dorks argue over the idea of chicken fajitas as well.

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Czechoslovakia? Are you still using a globe from the 80's?

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That's the joke. Try reading it real slow like he is. Maybe sound it out.

Where did the kolache dong go? Defend your beloved pastry's honor.